Noodles Al Dante

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 28 Canto 34 Circle 9 The Final Round of Treachery (Benefactor) SATAN Jesus used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Real birds of PRAY!  For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dant...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 27 Canto 33 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds Two and Three Treachery to Country and Guests Classic Dante fake out! For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for FREE a...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 26 Canto 32 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds One and Two Treachery Against Kin and Country Cain was what I like to call a farmer. Because that’s what he was… A farmer. Abel was a shepherd. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Depar...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 25 Cantos 30 and 31 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Three Ditch 10 Transition to Circle 9 Liar liar, so now you suffer the restless inner turmoil that you experienced from constantly having to keep up with your lies in order to maintain false narratives resulting in a punishment in the afterlife that represents the destructive nature of your false words and how they consumed and har...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 23 Canto 28 Circle 8 Fraud Sowers of Discord Ditch 9. When I say I'm teaching not preaching, I mean I'm teaching you about historical religious intolerance. NOT teaching that the intolerance was justified. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lu...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 24 Canto 29 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Ditch 10. Go ahead, look up Bryan Johnson and his undying fear of aging and eventual death. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 22 Cantos 26 and 27 Circle 8 Fraud Evil Counselors Ditch 8. Dante sees these counselors being more along the lines of Stephen Miller, or Elon Musk, or Steve Bannon, or Laura Loomer, or Nancy Pelosi, or Megan Kelly, or Dan Bongino, or Tucker Carslon, or Mitch McConnell, or AOC, or Trevor Noah, or Al Gore, or Rachel Maddow or- you get the idea. For a more PG-13 version of this c...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 21 Cantos 24 and 25 Circle 8 Fraud Thievery Ditch 7 No time for rest, kid! You wanna be remembered? You gotta earn it! Blood, sweat, and tears! You’ve gotta go through hell to reach that sweet heavenly glory! For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 20 Cantos 23 Circle 8 Fraud Hypocrites Ditch 6 Listen Murky, you don’t get to have your cake and eat it too! You don’t get to vote for something you disagree with and get credit for both disagreeing AND voting for it! You either do the right thing and get credit, or you do the wrong thing and get the blame. This lady, I tells ya, she’s the type of person that would put on that...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 19 Cantos 21 and 22 Circle 8 Fraud Grafters Ditch 5 Silly me! The original version of this episode had some editing errors. I updated the audio file so if you're reading this message in the show notes, that means (hopefully) it's been fixed. Grafters are corrupt politicians and brokers who abuse their authority in office by accepting bribes, or abusing their financial power. F...

The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book Canto 20 The Diviners This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www. NoodlesAlDante.com , purchase the E-Book on Amazon , or get the physical edition from Lulu . If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find t...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 18 Canto 20 Circle 8 Fraud Diviners Ditch 4 The diviners ditch will be populated by all the Teal Swans, Kelli Millers, and Tyler Henrys, and David Koreshes, and all the other false prophets. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Po...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 17 Canto 19 Circle 8 Fraud Simonists Ditch 3 You ever want to hear an old lady talking about southern secretions and the proper stickiness of mucus? Neither did I. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Ver...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 16 Canto 18 Circle 8 Fraud Panderers and Seducers Fraud Ditches 1 and 2 You’re on the Whitehouse lawn. You’re tired, you’re confused, you feel hopeless and lost. In front of you is Rachel Maddow (Leopard), to your left is Tucker Carlson (Lion), to your right is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (She-Wolf). Mitt Romney shows up as if from nowhere. He tells you not to fear, because this...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 15 Canto 17 Geryon Athena was what you might call, Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry, I mean a victim blamer. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for FREE at www....

The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book Canto 15 and 16 Sodomites This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www. NoodlesAlDante.com , purchase the E-Book on Amazon , or get the physical edition from Lulu . If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can fi...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 14 Cantos 15 and 16 Circle 7 Ring 3 Violence Against Nature (Sodomites) God's wrath is NOT defined by sexuality. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for F...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 13 Canto 14 Circle 7 Ring 3 Violence Against God Blasphemers Champions can only champion so much. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for FREE at www. Noo...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 12 Canto 13 Circle 7 Ring 2 Violence Against One's Self Dante and Virgil look upon many of these fallen souls with a great amount of pity and sympathy. A lot of people look at suicide as nothing but a final selfish act. They hear the word suicide, and it brings up more anger than understanding, even if they didn’t know the victim. Especially if they didn’t know the victim. Dan...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 11 Canto 12 Circle 7 Violence Against Others Shove it, you Fred Durst lookin’ mother f***er! Take you’re stupid, over-hyped, over-played, washed-up nu-metal rage and get lost! For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 10 Canto 11 Explanation of Hell (Complete) Sometimes I ramble, and sometimes I can get a little lost in my own convoluted thoughts. I’m going to do my best to keep things clear though because this situation is complicated. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw...

The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book Canto 10 Heretics This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www. NoodlesAlDante.com , purchase the E-Book on Amazon , or get the physical edition from Lulu . If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 9 Canto 10 Circle 6 Heretics Dante wasn’t a fan of Epicurus and his materialistic views, and definitely didn’t appreciate some guy telling people there was no afterlife because God didn’t really care about ‘em. Enough about that though. Epicurus is only a small part of this circle. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noo...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 8 Canto 9 Circle 5 City of Dis Erictho is a witch found in Roman literature. Notably Lucan’s Pharsalia… yeah, I’ve never read it, and I’m not going to for the sake of this project. From what I understand though, in it Erictho is a necromancer. She lives in cemeteries and can be found on battlefields, collecting body parts for spells. She can raise the dead and force spirits to...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 7 Canto 8 Circle 5 Wrathful and Sullen I like to imagine this entire thing as an episode of Mere Kat Manor. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for FREE a...