No Wrong Answers

Happy Halloween from a ballerina, a cool pizza, and sunshine care bear! Episode 30 of No Wrong Answers gets off to a particularly questionable start when our guest Herb (who has graciously gifted me something I will never emotionally recover from) presents me with a Jesus & Judas fanfiction. Yes, you read that correctly. Of course I read an excerpt, don't ask silly questions! We also debat...

Episode 29 of No Wrong Answers takes us down one of the most important rabbit holes in human history: rubber ducks. 🦆 We try to figure out how many are sold, how they were invented, and what the world is even doing with all of them. Jacob somehow nails the answer while Elisa may or may not have misunderstood the question entirely. We also debate which fictional characters would be the absolute WO...

Episode 28 of No Wrong Answers gets  very  heated very quickly. 😂 We debate who should narrate our lives, dramatically underestimate how much people blink, and discover that apparently some people are farting WAY more than others. We also put 8 fast food restaurants into a bracket tournament to determine the ultimate fast food champion. It's kind of embarrassing who won... We also discuss: 💨...

Episode 27 is officially our one-year anniversary of No Wrong Answers! 🎉 And what better way to celebrate than by bringing back our very first-ever guest, Claire! After a short hiatus, we’re back with the only returning guest in No Wrong Answers history—and naturally, things get unhinged very quickly. We discuss what places we’d haunt if we were ghosts, the strongest animal we could possibly conv...

Episode 26 welcomes back our beloved producer Bea (finally!!), along with guest Matt, for one last chaotic episode before No Wrong Answers takes a short hiatus. Thank you all so much for listening and supporting the podcast over these past several months. ❤️ We'll be back in about a month to celebrate the one-year anniversary of No Wrong Answers, and I can't wait to celebrate with you all!...

Ep. 25 marks the First Quarter Quell of No Wrong Answers, and to celebrate we welcome back one of the podcast's original producers, comedian Yaser, this time as our guest. Thank you to everyone who has been listening to the podcast! I hope you guys have been enjoying, please let me know if there is anything new you'd like to see!! This episode introduces a brand-new style of question where...

Ep. 24 features comedian, television writer and Jack Black look-a-like, Sav Lobel. What starts as a few innocent questions from the jar quickly spirals into planning animated bank robberies, determining the exact number of hawks that would force us to leave a wedding, and questioning why gym teachers were somehow trusted to teach sex ed. Along the way, we discuss: 🏃 Why the Road Runner is the per...

Ep. 23 features comedian Emmett Branford, aka Bobby Emmett, and this episode quickly becomes a hostage situation between us and the question jar. What starts as a simple round of conversation prompts somehow turns into a deep investigation into childhood meals, terrible life advice, and the secret social lives of various foods. Along the way, we discuss: 🍔 The childhood meals that raised us 🌭 Eg...

Ep. 22 features comedian Chris Mack — aka “The Milk Chocolate Poppy” — and this one is basically 60 straight minutes of rapid-fire nonsense in the best way possible. Every topic somehow spirals immediately, and honestly? It was painful cutting this one down because there were too many good moments. Along the way, we discuss: 🐍 How snakes BEEN talking sh*t 🐬 Why dolphins absolutely cannot be trus...

Ep. 21 features comedian Thumper (no last name), and somehow this episode becomes aggressively pro-truck propaganda. From celebrity ghosts to dream careers that absolutely should not be pursued, this one spirals immediately. Along the way, we talk about: 🎩 Being possessed by Harry Houdini 👻 Charlie Chaplin as a slapstick ghost 📱 Why “too nice” is somehow suspicious 🛒 Dreaming of becoming a gro...

Ep. 20 features comedian Shane Cafferty, one of the rare improv-first guests to enter the chat, and things get fun fast. Going from weird flexes to bad movies, we find the most chaotic way to end this episode. Along the way, we talk about: 
✈️ Orchestrating an entire airplane vote
 😶 Standing next to Bill Murray
 🇩🇪 Knowing more German than everyone you know
 🐶 Wanting to be a lonely woman’s bel...

Ep. 19 features Shaunah and Elisa diving into the fictional worlds they thought they’d want to live in… until they realized most of them are actually dangerous as hell. Things get opinionated fast. They unpack the things they once considered peak luxury — and now absolutely do not. Think: overspending as a personality trait and very specific hair choices that felt elite at the time. Things spiral...

Ep. 18 features Rafa Lopez - the youngest looking old guy, who proves very quickly that no matter the situation, he will rob a bank. If you’ve ever wondered what your friends would get arrested for, how fast you’d turn evil with superpowers, or why the Olympics are missing EXTREME TAG — this episode is for you. Things spiral into: 🦸‍♂️ Superpowers that are immediately abused 🔥 The “self-heating”...

Ep. 17 stars guest Leon Walker aka "The Triggered Yogi" which is the perfect description of what goes down in this episode. Road rage, terrible TV endings, bad remakes, and the controversial belief that if someone talks shit behind your back… you should legally be allowed to fight them to the death. From there things spiral into: 👀 The smallest, pettiest reasons we’ve stopped liking someo...

Ep. 16 of No Wrong Answers gets chaotic fast. What starts as a simple conversation about the dumbest thing we’ve wasted money on quickly spirals into dating red flags, breaking laws in Los Angeles (allegedly), bombing on stage, and… tonsil stones. Naturally, that leads to: 🛼 Elisa buying roller skates she absolutely cannot use 🥊 Being told she’s “not ugly enough to be a boxer” 🚗 Why driving in...

Ep. 15 of No Wrong Answers spirals fast — starting with childhood punishments and ending with us bullying our producer’s hometown (with love… kind of). This week, comedian Sean Porter - blasian CTE survivor - joins me as we bond over immigrant moms. We attempt to answer: What’s the oddest punishment you’ve ever received? What childhood moment made a huge impact on you? Why would you get kicked off...

Ep. 14 of No Wrong Answers only had two questions… but as usual, we took the scenic route. This week, comedian Alan Santiago joins me — armed with dry humor and a dark edge — as we attempt to answer: what’s the least sexy thing that turns you on? And what job looks like fun but probably absolutely sucks? We technically stick to those questions, but only in the loosest sense, as the conversation sp...

Ep. 13 of No Wrong Answers was supposed to cover multiple questions… but we only make it through two. This week, actor-comedian Mary Flynn joins me as we answer: what’s the silliest reason you’ve ever cried? And what’s the craziest lie you got away with? Somehow, this leads to: 🎓 Mary sobbing over graduation videos 🐾 Me crying over people's lost pets 🥃 Mary’s first time getting drunk 👵 Me...

Ep. 12 of No Wrong Answers starts playful and somehow ends in emotional warfare. This week, comedian Brooke Ashly joins me as we answer the important questions: if your personality had a flavor, what would it be? Who was your most memorable teacher? Who was your craziest coworker? And who was your first fictional crush? Things you will find in this episode: 🧸 A heated discussion about how Mr. Pot...

Ep. 11 of No Wrong Answers spirals immediately and never recovers. This week, comedian Marcus Dawson, aka Marcus Stewart joins me as we answer life’s most important questions: which celebrity we’d want to be haunted by, where we’d break in if given the chance, what our finance animal is, and the weirdest compliments we’ve ever received. Somehow, this leads to: 👻 Being haunted by Selena & Alex...

Ep. 10 of No Wrong Answers is unhinged in all the right ways. This week’s guest, Angie Stroud, helps me tackle the crucial philosophical dilemmas of our time: what counts as chaos food, which animal deserves the right to vote, and how long we’d survive fighting a kindergartner every hour on the hour. Somehow we also end up talking about: 🍩 The custom donuts I used to make at my old donut shop job...

Ep. 9 of No Wrong Answers is pure silliness with guest Yudhi Sharma, aka the Punjabi Prince. We cover the truly important questions in life: what weird thing belongs in a time capsule, which movie sequel we’d make immediately, and what’s the most untrustworthy way to sit in a chair. Somehow we also end up talking about: 📼 Childhood story time (featuring memorable “whoopings”) 💘 The most romantic...

Ep. 8 of No Wrong Answers gets darkly practical with the hilarious and unfiltered Andrea Abbate. This is a masterclass on bad coping mechanisms, self-defense strategies that could double as performance art, and the healing power of inappropriate laughter. We tackle the truly essential questions: 🛒 What 3 items would you buy together just to freak out the cashier? 👤 What’s your shadow’s vibe (and...

Ep. 7 of No Wrong Answers is here, and this week’s chaos is brought to you by Ilina Cortes aka the microwave abuser. We dive into the deep end with questions like: 🎭 Which movie villain would crush it as a stand-up comedian? 🥣 Which kitchen appliance is carrying the most emotional baggage? 🪬 If you had to start a cult, what would it be about? 🦷 And what toothpaste flavor shouldn’t exist… but w...

Ep. 6 of No Wrong Answers is here, and this week’s chaos comes courtesy of Hannah, AKA Mrs. Ottoman. We tackle life’s most important questions, like: 🎉 If you had to rebrand a holiday, which one would you choose and how? 🛋 If you had to legally marry a piece of furniture, who’s the lucky object? 📜 Which historical figure would’ve had an absolutely unhinged Twitter? Along the way, I turn Flag Day...