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Send us Fan Mail The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is back, but honestly, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. Meanwhile, Tina’s recovering from a $10K mistake, Kim Kardashian is dressing up as North, Giggly Squad is selling out MSG, and Brownwyn is apparently shooting her shot with Craig after The Traitors . Plus, Andy Cohen’s AI speedo pic, Kylie’s $50 million fantasy bra, and enough Bravo...

Send us Fan Mail Tina and Christina are back and if pumpkin spice has officially infiltrated Dawn Power Wash, it’s time for society to take a good, hard look in the mirror. The girls recap a weekend at the lake, celebrate Patrick surviving the plague, and pay tribute to Da Coach, Mike Ditka. Meanwhile, celebrity news is serving up newlywed surprises, questionable hookups, jealous rage, and garlic-...

Send us Fan Mail Tina and Marie are back with another gloriously messy episode—and apparently Sunday Funday has officially become Sunday-Regret. They unpack Gypsy Rose’s devastating loss, Paris Fashion Week, celebrity legal drama, and the latest Bravo chaos before diving into Euphoria ’s emotional gut punches and the winners of Big Brother . Meanwhile, RHONY  brings private islands, credit-card de...

Send us Fan Mail Tina and Christina are kicking off Season 7 with a full-blown Bravo emergency: RHOSLC delivers wigs, divorces, ayahuasca and emotional chaos; RHONY has clout-chasing, private islands, rent-controlled apartments and matzo-ball soup confusion; and Next Gen NYC proves once again that these children need adult supervision. Meanwhile, Ultimate Girls Trip brings fur, lingerie, bad speec...

Send us Fan Mail Tina and Marie are back with a very full plate of pop culture chaos—starting with football, seafood, travel plans, and the important reminder to buy the shoes and eat the dessert because apparently AI is coming for us anyway. They dive into wild celebrity headlines, questionable Hollywood behavior, Emmy fashion, and plenty of Bravo hot takes before recapping RHONY ’s triumphant re...

Send us Fan Mail Apparently I’m officially a “rich aunty,” and honestly… I’ll take it. Tina and Christina recap Labor Day weekend, a psychic reading that gets unexpectedly emotional, and a few messages from beyond that leave Tina wondering: Where was the Lakehouse drama?! Then it’s Bravo chaos resumes — RHONY is BACK, Martha Stewart is serving, John-John Kennedy tea is spilled, and Jessyl is fight...

Send us Fan Mail Tina & Marie are back with true crime theories, Beverly Hills shake-up's, Morgan Stewart's In-Law's, and enough Bravo drama to fill a lake house.  We’re talking the Lindsay Clancy trial, Bill Belichick’s nipple piercing (yes, really), and the Seatopia Caviar Club officially becoming a partnership! 🥂🐟 Then we dive into NexGen NYC, where Friendsgiving gets messy...

Send us Fan Mail Brad Pitt is drinking again—and Tina fully supports it. Tina & Christina recap Caviar Club 5, lake life, summer chaos and the return of the dreaded yard rat. Then it’s Bravo overload: Dorit drops $250K on a Paris vacation, House of Stassi gives us Beau-the-saint, Next Gen NYC brings BravoCon drama and Liam proves chivalry isn’t dead. Plus Vicki is selling insurance, Shannon is...

Send us Fan Mail This week we're back with another round of Bravo chaos, pop culture nonsense, and completely unnecessary opinions. We recap a lake weekend full of skinny margaritas, boat parties, lip flips, and Lollapalooza, before diving into everything from Usher's questionable concert antics and Housewives breakups to Vicki Gunvalson's FBI cyberattack drama. Then we're brea...

Send us Fan Mail This week we're declaring war on everyone's "era" (and the word "lowkey"), surviving questionable air quality, and recapping another weekend of lake life, caviar, and cocktails. Then it's straight into the chaos: Bravo breakups, expired passports, Playboy Mansion secrets, Southern Hospitality shakeups, and enough Housewives drama to last us until...

This week Tina and Christina are surviving Fourth of July chaos, debating whether cigarettes are the new Aperol Spritz, and unpacking everything from Bravo breakups and engagements to boat raccoons, crypto cults, and Housewives cheating husbands (shocking, we know). Plus, The Valley is somehow even messier, Danny is still drunk, Next Gen NYC is serving trust fund chaos, and we know Kyle and Amanda...

Summer may be in full swing, but Tina is officially declaring that working between Memorial Day and Labor Day should be illegal. After surviving yet another summer cold (courtesy of PK’s Pinehurst golf trip), the girls recap Chicago food adventures, cocktails at Kumiko, a successful Caviar Club 3, and Marie’s pilgrimage to Lisa Vanderpump’s Wolf in Scottsdale. Then it's straight into Bravo ch...

Tina and Christina are back proving once again that if you're looking for FIFA coverage, you've taken a very wrong turn. This week, they tackle everything from Amanda and West's reunion relationship interrogation, to Ciara and Shaboozy romance rumors. On Summer House, West sweats through the hottest seat on Bravo while Ciara, Kyle, and Jesse all try to make sense of whatever the hel...

Tina and Marie are back with a Memorial Day hangover, UFO conspiracies, and enough Bravo drama to power the entire East Coast. This week, Amanda and West's relationship timeline gets the internet FBI treatment, Kyle continues his world tour of bad apologies, and Summer House somehow manages to make everyone look exhausted except Lindsay, who is thriving with a baby and a front-row seat to eve...

Tina and Sarah are officially boat bitches now, and this episode is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible. From Brittany Cartwright’s tax drama and Brandi’s “ringworm in the throat” situation to Kyle and Amanda’s marriage meltdown on Summer House, the Bravo chaos never stops. The girls also spiral through fake crying in the Dominican, drag shows in San Diego, “slam pig” fights in Rhode Isla...

Tina and Christina are back fresh off a Women in STEM luncheon, a Mother’s Day getaway, and Tina’s brand-new lips — so if the speech sounds a little slurred, mind your business. This week spirals from Dorit’s never-ending attitude problem, extreme spending & impending foreclosure to even more outrageous West Wilson rumors, giant water slides, DJ residencies and K. Michelle landing in the hospi...

Tina survived four days of a cleanse before wine and pizza finally took her down. Now her and Marie reunite over cocktails to dive into the Met Gala fashion disasters, Summer House chaos, RHOBH reunion meltdowns, and the increasingly unhinged Ladies of London drama. The girls cover everything from fake nipples and leaked reunion audio to Dorit spiraling and the Kyle fued fatigue. Plus: horsehair j...

Dorit calling anyone a “mean girl” is the kind of delusion this episode thrives on—and Tina & Christina waste no time diving in. Between lake weekends and low-stakes chaos, they unpack a Bravo universe where everyone is fighting, kissing, or both (hi Amanda and West 👀). RHOBH goes full finale meltdown with Dorit spiraling, name-calling, and picking fights she absolutely cannot win, while Kyle...

Coachella chaos, European escapades, and a “burnt boob” recovery set the tone as Tina & Marie dive headfirst into celebrity hookups, lawsuits, and wildly unverified gossip (as one does). From Rihanna playing matchmaker and Kendall’s Coachella makeouts to Bravo shakeups and soft girl wellness nonsense, nothing is safe. Meanwhile, Summer House delivers peak messy behavior (Kyle deflecting, Carl...

Tina and Christina are back and absolutely spiraling—in the best way—recapping a weekend of Chicago chaos (burned boobs included) before jetting off to Europe. The episode is dominated by Summer House drama, with Amanda’s glow-up turning into a full-blown scandal involving Kyle, West, Ciara, shady Instagram activity, and even Rihanna hitting “unfollow.” The rumor mill is working overtime with chea...

Tina and Marie are back with another delightfully unhinged episode—serving Midwest supper club chic, busted March Madness dreams, and a kickoff to their “Caviar Club era” before jetting to Europe. From Chuck Norris meme tributes and Bachelorette cancellations to Justin Timberlake’s DUI footage and Bravo bars hitting the market, the headlines are chaotic. The drama only escalates with messy divorce...

Tina and Christina are back with another chaotic pop-culture roundup—starting with Midwest tornado alarms interrupting lake-house sleep and a weekend filled with Chicago hot spots, bombolinis, ramen, and birthday celebrations. From Britney Spears’ DUI arrest and Lisa Rinna’s 11-pound Oscars hair to Dorit’s foreclosure drama, Kyle Cooke hand-holding rumors, and reality stars getting arrested again,...

Episode 13 is full flu recovery! Tina and Marie go from IV infusions to Key West cocktails (and back home with Covid… of course), then dive headfirst into Housewives chaos, Traitors betrayal, and reality TV behaving badly. We’ve got Rob snatching the Traitors crown, Tyra getting dragged in the ANTM doc and Summer House Kyle spiraling like it’s a frat reunion no one asked for. Meanwhile, RHOBH serv...

Podcast 12 is a full-body wipeout in the best way: Tina and Christina brave fake spring weather, real injuries (bone infusions and ice-skating spills), and a Bravo news cycle that refuses to chill. From Grammys chaos and RHONY spin-off whispers to Tamra being uninvited (again), Rinna getting caught red-handed on Traitors , and RHOBH serving cult accusations, awkward Mau run-ins, and Amanda doing…...

Palm Springs retirees, pickleball dreams, and zero timeshares—Tina and Marie are back in Chicago sun-deprived and back on their bullshit. This episode spirals from leaked celeb texts and Housewives chaos to mediums, murder docs, and a Traitors mess that gets very uncomfortable. RHOBH delivers vortex drama, fake friends, and Sutton needing constant emotional babysitting, while Southern Charm tattoo...