No Contact

Top 3 straight dudes in Hay’s life Joseph Garcia (Don’t Tell Comedy) comes on to tell a story about getting in a fight with his childhood friend and then he died. We’re also recording on Father’s day because we both don’t talk to our dads. We talk about being young in trap houses, through which app Joseph discovered his friends’ death months after seeing each other, how they cure a body for a cask...

Jamie Shriner comes on No Contact to explain how a summer camp romance turned into a chaotic polyamorous Midwestern marriage and ended in a British divorce, and how it’s ultimately Trump’s fault. Jamie details the specific psychology of being emotionally abused by a British man who can’t discuss emotions, having couples therapy on Halloween, the cat related last straw, and then the polyamorous bul...

Solomon Georgio (Comedy Central!!!) and Hay talk about being teen runaways, the benefits of being tall and gay, somehow knowing our parents were wrong even when we were kids, and how we don’t talk to our dads anymore and we’re kind of chill about it. He shares about the haircut that sent him to the hospital, the elites of Fresno, the importance of lying your way out of homelessness. Solomon's IG:...

Danielle Tudahl (LA Raver) is a queer nightlife icon who’s created queer dominated rave spaces since getting wage thefted and surprise laid off from a corporate job at Pollen (there’s a documentary about it!) We trade our women stalker stories and what happens when someone goes beyond parasocial and onto the 86’ed list, safety in the rave community, and how Danielle is systematically clapping back...

Sheila Ajjie (Buzzfeed) tells her story of finally cutting her ex off after giving herself until the end of 2025 to “be dumb.” They both tell traumatic boat stories, what she found on his phone, his shocking response when she finally ended things, and we try to plan how to receive his apology gifts without her getting wrapped back in!! For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patre...

This is the craziest story we’ve ever heard and the most I’ve ever laughed on an episode. Matt Legrande is a standup comedian, actor and gay guy who took in an unhoused woman who went from being his best friend and sobriety partner to stealing thousands of dollars from him and so much more. He tells us a few of the incredible scams she ran in the ER and Hertz Rental Car facility, as well as readin...

Marita Prodger (Netflix: Queer Ultimatum) comes on to talk about the casting process of the Ultimatum and a little update on her ex from the show she’s now no contact with. We talk about attachment wounds, how she still watches the show for fun with her opaque goblet, how she wrote a song when she was 11 years old about everything that ended up happening on the show, and straight people love queer...

Christine Medrano (Bob’s Burgers, standup) talks about her scallywag dad pursuing multiple gambling addictions, running multiple businesses, getting arrested in multiple countries, and while she was doing his payroll as a teen. We talk about her becoming a World Series of Poker Player, how getting bobs led to all our opportunities in life, and we say “ding ding ding ding” a lot um so apologies for...

Kali Scott is a standup comedian and actor who comes on to share the story of hiring a best friend gone wrong and two simultaneous stalker stories from her college. My brain was destroyed by 3 diet cokes and a fresh breakup this day, but I actually really like this ep. We discuss big girl clubs (RIP Club Bubbles), the importance of not being a safe space for people, Hay attending SLAA meetings and...

Gamer baddie and comedian Lisa Wallen joined us to share the story about her fiance going missing. We go over their last texts, searching for his body, and mental health care in toxic military culture — and we are somehow laughing the whole way??? Sorry!!! Lisa talks about cops going through her phone, being accused of murder on Reddit, and to honor his memory she shares the joke ideas she found i...

Banoffee is an iconic musician (toured with Charli XCX) and Australian they/them who shares their stories of straight women cutting them off, spending years in the psych ward, RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Disorder) and we kinda wonder together why the same things are wrong with us. All of our dogs are in the studio, so this ep also includes the full Winx origin story to start. We also removed one st...

It’s a gorgeous ADHD ep with Olivia Corkery-Perry (HBO Max’s Southside) who came on to tell a story about going no contact with a friend, but then kind of a twist… Olivia showed up to the studio with That Friend. And then at one point producer Jordan gives the other friend a mic to tell her side of the story. Before that, we discuss astrological war predictions, how tall we were as babies, playing...

Carly Ballerini (Cards Against Humanity) talks about how being left at a train station, losing all her hair, and fighting her mom’s boyfriends made doing stand up comedy jokes not that scary. We relate on thirsty aunts that won’t stop involving you in family tea, and notable bisexuals with alopecia. We have so much in common it kind of just felt like we went to an island together where we knew the...

We talk about Quincy’s transcontinental adoption story, their Micronesian background, working out Hay’s mommy issues through a televised debate with Ellen DeGeneres, how mid men are the most narcissistic, being a subject of discussion in an African-American studies class, our personal renaissance of rage, and kind of end up planning a trip to Vegas somehow. It’s giving kind of serious sentimental...

Rivkah Reyes (School of Rock, Buckwild) talks about being a child prodigy musician with Jack Black and beyond, becoming a queer nightlife icon, why queer people like line dancing, a lesbian breakup that was good and a lesbian breakup that was bad, and her sapphic doom core alt pop. This one was recorded mid-Dec to be real, so we talk about being at the same White Elephant party the night before an...

A fundamental ep some might say… one of Hay’s best friends Jordan Thewlis (Don’t Tell Comedy) interviews Hay about running away at 15 and all the people they’ve gone no contact with - parents, brother, ex’s friends, coworkers and stalkers. That may make Hay sound bad except Jordan has the same problems e.g. meth dads and people who seem to have no idea how to tell the difference between basic kind...

Welcome to No Contact, a podcast where we talk about people we don’t talk to. Thank God for Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) having as much lore as me. It’s kind of nonstop validation about how we used to stink, our agoraphobic parents, not having a close friends story, and being white biches with disabled dogs in LA. Hay talks about going to a UFO conference and Burning Man as a child, and accident...