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It's 5:26 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Smeggling up 350% Dan Z negotiations break down Billiam T. Hesterhoffen reviews new art masterpiece 'The Foot' Released documents implicate Councilmember  Your Rock and Roll Weather and the Fakahatche Police Blotter  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on X @ nightdrivepod   on instagram @nightdrivepod  on Threads night...

In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached.  Long Hauler Bob: Why's he hauling so many chicken cloacas? Stan: His #1 problem is wh...

It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on X @ nightdrivepod   on instagram @nightdrivepod  on Threads nightdrive...

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen.  Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and others  ...

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our  Patreon Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @...

Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief.  Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie  Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderh...

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsyt...

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.

Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do so...

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash.  Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast.  Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn:  Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite se...

Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors:  Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida.  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on T...

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdr...

A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva We'll see you in the new year! We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen:  N...

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen:  NightDriveMerch.com With a very sp...

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters. If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option. Note:...

After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise...

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn:  shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks. ...

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil. 

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior  Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special...

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving...

Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.  Tonight's callers include: Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of t...

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them. Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member.  Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of...

It's Five pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022  Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the corner Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou post...

Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace! Tonight's callers include: Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals.  Dr. C...

It's Five pm... still...  Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter and on instagram  @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com...