Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings...

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON'T want to miss this one. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5...

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nev...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's m...

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more o...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors a...

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group! Brittney https://www.youtube.com/...

MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!! This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas!  That's right!  The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!!  Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Ita...

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!).   Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!! - Please send all comments, questio...

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musin...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 3 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai Simone DeMilo - Auror...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I (a Mouse Rants musical) (Part 2 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 1 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Inter...

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magica...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever. - Please send all comments, questions, conc...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is goi...

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Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just com...

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Ka...

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awf...

As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of M...

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend toda...

For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel.  Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!  You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!!  And guess what??  YOU CAN!!!!!   WATCH ALONG RIGHT HERE!!!!!     - Please send all...

This week, Jerry and Simone again must suffer for the fans as they trudge through MORE of some of the worst Disney parody (and some original) songs on the internet.  If you think today is the day your two Degenerate leaders will finally off themselves for good, you might be correct.  Also, they discuss the ridiculous controversy behind the phenomenal Pixar short, Bao.  Join in on the "fun" on the...

This week, Jerry & Simone talk about Disney fads (both awful and great) throughout the years that came and went (and some that are around right now)! From Purple Walls to Special Features, your Degenerate Leaders take you through Disney history to figure out what people were obsessed with over the years regarding the parks, the movies, toys and much more.  This is also the last regular episode tha...