Morning Wood

It's the finale of season 7 (maybe? we don't know!?)!!! The Termites ingest Elijah Wood's favorite OREO and sandwich celebrity tongues, platform games, incorrectly targeted ads, and oatscapades.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/...

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite creepy child!? The Termites unsettle Ready Player One, fighting cars, girlbossing, and Hollywood eateries.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: ht...

The Termites model Elijah Wood's favorite sports costume (aka uniform) and stitch tabs of pants, straw sounds, road surgeons, and puppet stink. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcas...

Who/what is Elijah Wood's favorite sexy food mascot!? The Termites seduce scams, The Elephant Man, scalies, and a Star Wars walrus. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://...

The Termites demolish Elijah Wood's favorite '80s action film and detonate mouth sweats, misophonia, human dog sounds, and women in movies.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts:...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite shape!? The Termites configure Little Rascals, romper snacks, famous silhouettes, and bloopers.    ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://ww...

It's the 100th episode of Morning Wood!!! Rejoice with Elijah Wood's favorite topic we will never cover and savor triple digit amounts of frog punching, sea creature revolts, and toe thumbs.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTE...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite movie score!? The Termites compose eye exams, murder plots, office heroes, and sports. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id138102568...

The Termites introduce themselves to Elijah Wood's favorite zoo animal and get wild with parents, mammals, and the physics of helicopters. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mor...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite pizza chain!? The Termites wood fire physical media, pirate baes, artichoke mistakes, and flies. --- FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1...

The Termites snuggle into Elijah Wood's favorite pillow configuration and get cozy with steamy corn, noodling, bad fish, and human hot dogs. ---   FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mo...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite school supply!? The Termites study food styling, bible brain, cop stores, and bear rules.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810...

The Termites air traffic control Elijah Wood's favorite airplane activity and cabin pressurize swarms of bugs, fetishization, letter counting, and brain portraits. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes...

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite cartoon turtle!? The Termites keep it slow and steady with bibs, flat heads, rizz(ing?), and Caillou. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wo...

Season 7 is fiiiinally here so get a round of Elijah Wood's favorite milkshake flavor to celebrate!!! The Termites blend dating cues, the real doggy style, Elizabeth Holmes, and the legal drinking age. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/morningwoodpod ---  ...

BOO! It's a surprise episode of Morning Wood!! The Termites and their spooktacular guest, Ari Grabb, escape Elijah Wood's favorite Halloween villain and scare Tom DeLonge, missed emo opportunities, and hats. --- FOLLOW ARI:  @ari_grabb Support his crowdfunding campaign: Bentobanana.com ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: ht...

The Fellowship of the Morning Wood have arrived at their season 6 finale!! The Termites join forces with Elijah Wood's favorite Lord of the Rings character and triumph alongside idiom errors, line earworms, and queer vocabulary.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iT...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite vegetable!? The Termites grill trash art, young lingo, baby food bisque, and James Blunt. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google....

The Termites skim Elijah Wood's favorite required reading and summarize comedy cliques, dog licking, sewing, and clay creations. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite cooking competition show!? The Termites mince inspiration, interning, renting heads, and Guy Fieri vs. Paul Hollywood.  ---     FOLLOW US:     IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod     Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2     FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod   ---     ALSO LISTEN ON:   iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810256...

The Termites bark with Elijah Wood's favorite dog breed and chase wet mouth, sleep positions, ear touching, and face folds. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.goog...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite superpower!? The Termites get supernatural with roaches, the definition of a fish, and sitcoms. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.g...

The Termites play Elijah Wood's favorite arcade game and put quarters in getting cheugy, dog greetings, and condescending smoke detectors. ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: h...

What is Elijah Wood's favorite mode of transportation!? The Termites zoom through sexual stepping, surfboarding, and butt explosions.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https...

The Termites visit Elijah Wood's favorite chain restaurant and order alpha males, tow trucks, mimes, and tall girl Elsa.  ---   FOLLOW US:   IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod   Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2   FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---   ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google...