Metaphiles

(Originally posted to YouTube on 11/16/25) Their massive business deal having fallen through, The Phellas attempt to soldier on through an episode amidst the dismantling of their studio and the potential loss of everything they hold dear. Now THAT'S how you write a synopsis of a season finale episode! Like, comment, subscribe, Ross and Rachel decide to go "on a break"?!, etc. Last pl...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 9/29/25) It ain't hunks, it ain't chucks - it's Chunks and it's going to change everything for you for the better - so get to it, Chum. Like, comment, subscribe, beef stew, etc. Plunks:Jay - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtunks:#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #co...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 9/15/25) Jay is from there, Zac has been there - It is the place in the world that has killed the MOST grandparents (probably, don't quote me on that) - The Phellas are talkin' FLOOR-DUH / FLAH-RI-DAH and it's...it's right here! Like, comment, subscribe, alligator, etc. Floriplugs:Jay - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac - https://chopchopchang.b...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 7/29/25) Hey, maybe watch it and find out. JK, JK - The Phellas talk about dams and some other stuff, too. Oh...I guess that's all I've got after all. It's a good episode! Like, comment, subscribe, keep water in one spot, etc. Plug|||||s:Jay's thing - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's thing - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHash...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 7/21/25) Oh, are you reading this? I just wrote it, didn't even really think about what it was gonna say or anything. If you're reading it that's fine, but if not it's whatever...Cool. Like, comment, subscribe, or don't, no biggie, etc. Check these plugs out, I guess:Jay's thing -https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's thinghttps://chopc...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 6/18/25) Oh, hi there! Did you miss me? The guy who writes the episode descriptions? I sure missed you. Anyway they talk about some bullshit in this one, I don't really know, I'm just so psyched to be back here, doing my thing, writing episode descriptions for you. Like, comment, subscribe, I put a joke here, etc. Man, feels great to be back, about to do th...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 3/17/25) This one is filthy. I'm sorry, I just don't go for that kind of humor. I know it's my job to write these descriptions and make the show sound appealing and stuff, but I just don't know what they thought they were doing with all the talk about ejaculating. Hopefully they don't actually read these or I'm probably gonna hear about it l...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 2/24/25) The Phellas talk about Checks. What do you want from me? I'm supposed to be funny in these every week? I mean, it's THEIR job to be funny, not mine, ya know? Like, comment, subscribe, ripping noise, etc. Something plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP -https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesSomething hashtags:...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 2/5/25) The Phellas are having a good time this episode. There's really not much more to it than that, just strap in and know they're enjoying themselves. ToothpicksLike, comment, subscribe, birchwood, etc. The toothpickin' plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe picktooth...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 1/28/25) YES, they mention the pizzas too, don't worry! Like, comment, subscribe, RIP this episode description, etc. Beloved Plugs:Jay's Novellahttps://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EPhttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesCaring Hashtags:#tombstone #gravestone #headstone #graveyard #cemetary #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #pod...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 12/27/24) Seems good...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 12/9/24) The Phellas tok about Tok this week and I'm not gonna lie to you...Well... You'll see. Like, comment, subscribe, swipe, etc. Ol' plugs:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayhttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesOl' hashtags:#tiktok #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnyp...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 11/25/24) The boys are back in town. Or something. Like, comment, subscribe, subscribe again, etc. The same plugs but BIGGER -JAY'S NOVELLA:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZAC'S EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe same hashtags the same size - #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #fun...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 11/8/24) This is the debut of this episode description. Now the debut is over. Now it's just the boring old rest of the description. This episode is about debuts. The whole thing is. It's...complicated. But also...funny. Like, comment, subscribe, uhhhh, etc. The plugs:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayhttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe hashtags:...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 10/30/24) These dudes are COOL.That's all there is to say, really. Like, comment, subscribe, just...SO cool, etc. The very cool plugs:Jay's very cool novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's very cool electronica EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe very cool hashtags:#sunglasses #fashion #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #p...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 10/14/24) Zac's brother Travis joins The Phellas to discuss flyin' sorcerers. Oh, excuse me, it's flying saucers. Please don't let my mistake distract you from this excellent episode. Sorry. I gotta go.like, comment, subscribe, probe, etc. Actual plugs, no doubt about it:Travis is in an incredible band called The Chewers - check them out on -Bandcam...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 9/9/24) It's the 100th episode description. Boy, we sure have come a long way. Describing episodes, making jokes about describing episodes, making jokes about THAT. It's been one heck of a journey and I'd like to thank you for definitely having read all 100 of the descriptions that I wrote. If I could describe the feeling I have right now in just one wo...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 8/25/24) Look y'all, I'm straight up on a vacation right now as I'm writing this and I don't feel like it, so just watch the thing. It's from 2009 or something. Like, comment, subscribe, vacation, etc. Plugs joke:Jay's - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags thing:#billymays#comedy...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 8/14/24) Imagine an episode where The Phellas don't know what the topic is when they start the episode. You don't have to imagine it - this IS that episode! Sorry for the subterfuge. Anyway - watch it now, okay? Like, comment, subscribe, I can't really do a fourth thing here, etc. The predetermined plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 7/23/24) WARNING!Do NOT watch this episode on an empty stomach. Or do, I really have no right to tell you what to do, I'm just the guy who writes the episode descriptions. Sorry. I really crossed a line there. Like, comment, subscribe, pulled pork, etc. PlugsBQ:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.c...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 7/16/24) Start spreadin' the news,We're podding todayYou want to be a part of itMetaphiles, Metaphiles(etc)Like, comment, subscribe, Saks Fifth Avenue, etc. Plugs, etc - Jay's novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags, etc -#newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #travel #traveladvice #comedy #comedysh...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 7/1/24) Derby, Trilby, Bumby, Poomy, Swicky, Cronky, HATS.Like, comment, subscribe, "macaroni"Them plugs:Jay's novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThem hashtags:#hats #style #fashion #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #f...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 6/13/24) This is a new epIt is about the haikuAnd some other stuff--Like, comment, subscribe, Seven more syllables joke, and et cetera--Plugs (not in haiku):Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags (not in haiku):#haïku #poetry #poem #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #p...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 5/28/24) I'll be honest, I simply don't feel like writing a description at this time. Like, comment, subscribe, a fourth thing, etc. Plugs:Jay's novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags:#music #jukebox#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #come...

(Originally posted to YouTube on 5/13/24) Uh uh, girlfriend - don't be coming around this description looking for me to explain this episode to you - you just better go on ahead and watch that thang, honey. (They talk about Sass.)like, comment, subscribe, Z-snap, etc. Sassy Plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesSas...