Mates Talking About Stuff

Hey legends!! The Mucklord here -  I thought you might be needing a good injection of your Mates who love to talk about stuff... So I thought I'd give you full access to Nikki Britton!  Nikki was on our other Nova Podcast Two Girls One Pod this week - with Yvie Jones. And she was real, authentic, honest and just our loveable Nikki!  Plus, you'll never bloody believe it... WE found out her REAL AGE...

Well Mates... It might be time for a little family meeting.  After nearly 2 years bringing absolute stupidity, incorrect facts & a whole lot of butthole chat we are hanging up the headphones. This is the last episode of Mates Talking About Stuff.  Thank you for coming along for the wild ride that has been podcast.  Please enjoy this episode where absolutely nothing was scripted and we have a c...

We're talking about a bunch of sheep walking in circles in China today, but not before we dish out a whole heap of self-love chat your way.  Nikki's broken into her old aggressive life coach ways and she's got you covered if you're having a bit of a shit one!  Plus, surprising absolutely no one, we get bored of what we're supposed to be talking about and end up taking a relationship 'how well do y...

Well haven't we had a ripper of a weekend!  The two of us spent our last few days at a wedding festival of one of our favourite mates, the magnificent Geraldine Hickey!!!  And boy do we have lots and lots to tell you, including how Harley supplied the entire guest list with booze, and Nikki may or may not have been sneaking a horse drinks.  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkib...

Mates, it's a Friday... and what a Friday of top tier professional chat we have for you today.  A woman has attempted to get through customs with a metal butt plug which just happens to be containing her late-boyfriend's ashes. Yep, you read that right.  So of course, we spend a full 20 minutes unpacking every single detail we can about this story because you best believe we're very serious invest...

If you've ever wondered what the inside of Harley + Nikki's brain looks like, today is probably the closest you'll get to knowing. Harley's kid's off to Year 6 camp which brings Nikki back to a time in the nations capital where she had to slap the silly out of Harley to get into a club... Don't ask me how we got there.  Plus they've discovered the first ever Neanderthal family so you best be ready...

Someone has broken their finger, and their child who may be a furry one is to blame!  Also this same person may need help wiping their butt currently... That's how we discover these two really are best mates.  Plus We've found a hairdresser who's trying to offer up her services as a way of dating at the same time, and frankly we think it's genius.  And has anyone heard of butchers talking backward...

We like to accept everyone and don't judge on this podcast... However I reckon we might have a problem with people turning their dogs into a rug... Like a family who turned their Golden Retriever into an ornament and not in the way you'd normally expect.  Plus, Nikki's finally finding out Malcolms DNA for his birthday, and honestly he's practically her actual child now.  And if you're a fan of gig...

It's Spring in Australia, which only means one thing... Swooping season is upon us!  If you're worried about all the venomous and terrifying creatures in the bush and sea, you best not be forgetting about the ones from the sky!  Nikki and her dog Malcolm have a nemesis in the form of a bush turkey, Harley's had blood drawn from a magpie and don't even get us started on cassowaries!  Basically blue...

Ever walked into a party and then 5 minutes later decided 'nope, I don't wanna do this right now'? Because same!  We're chatting about party anxiety and what type of person you are when you attend a party... And incase you were wondering, no this isn't what we were supposed to be talking about.  Plus we find out how Nikki and Harley would react if the world was about to end!  What a fun Monday.  L...

We're carrying on the spooky theme from Monday and chatting all things ghosts... In particular horny ghosts.  A woman in Texas is claiming her house used to be a brothel back in the 19th century and is now haunted by the ghosts of the workers and patrons.  And Nikki has the spooky story to end all spooky stories!!  Happy Friday legends!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibrit...

Well it really must be Halloween because Harley's decided to go off the drink for the rest of the year, and he's finally realised how slow time really goes!  Plus, someone's having a spooky pink Halloween party for their birthday and we reckon Nikki's found THE best costume idea EVER!  And If you ever need any parenting advice, you should know that clearly this is the number one podcast for offici...

Just before we start todays episode, we feel it's important to preface that Perth... We really do love you, despite what might be said in this episode.  Annyyywaaayyy we're chatting through the annual 'Shittest Towns of Australia' list and we have some questions/ also some additions. Please note: We are shitting on the towns... not the people.  Plus Harley's decided he's changing his last name and...

Welcome back to your number 1 podcast for cow facts! Especially if it involves them farting!  There's a new pill being developed that apparently helps minimise the methane produced by cows, so you nest believe that Harley and his farmer brother Randall have got some cow fart facts for you!  Plus we're shouting out our favourite rural associations, in particular Rural Fire Service and the Country W...

We're getting real personal on the show today, we're talking about crevasses, bodily fluid and a little bit of lingerie (or lawngerie, if you're Harley Breen).   Plus as we're inching closer to Summer, we've got a little bit of a reminder for you all when you're heading to the beach!  And Harley's got a bit of advice for any guys out there who want to buy their partner some undergarments..  Happy...

The nostalgia is strong in todays episode!  Remember the good old days of visiting your local Blockbuster, or Civic Video and arguing with your siblings about which weekly you were renting that week all to end up paying extraordinary prices in late fees when you forget to take them back... Well, that's todays show!  Plus, if you've ever wondered how lucrative old VHS tapes can be, we've got you co...

Dame Angela Lansbury passed away this week so we chat through our memories of her, and let's just say we didn't realise Nikki was such a huge fan.  If you're after some nostalgia coming your way from the depths of Nikki Britton's brain, you've come to the right place!  Plus Harley's got a street update for us! His cute little Neighbourhood has also suffered a loss (but left behind a great gift!) ...

We're talking street rivalries today after a boat is causing some tension between a couple of neighbours in a very well-off suburb.  Plus is road rage turning Nikki Britton into a Karen? - We could never believe that of our sweet lady.  And lads, if you're on a dating app - here's your final warning - GET RID OF THOSE PICTURES WITH DEAD FISH LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikki...

Have you ever thought about what your funeral might look like? (I promise it's not as grim as it sounds) Because one lady from the Gold Coast has gone and punked her own funeral guests with something she planned before she died.  Which of course leads us to chat about what pranks we could get up to at our own funeral.  And for some reason we also talk about dog poo and babies farting in the wind. ...

What do Elon Musk, anal beads and a chess Grand Master have in common?  I know it sounds like the start of a joke, but I promise there's a point...  This podcast episode!  There's been a cheating scandal in the world of chess and a protest that has set chess fanatics a buzz, with the competitor in question offering to play naked to prove he's no longer a cheater. You can't make this stuff up folks...

We've got the voice of Love Island Australia on the show today AKA Irish comedian Stephen Mullan.  We're taking you back to Edinburgh where him and Nikki shared a stage and a dressing room, so you best believe they saw each other at their best and worst.  Plus we actually think Stephen might be Harley's twin considering they've had basically the same upbringing.  Happy Friday legends!  LINKS Harle...

There's a lot of distractions today...  Harley's eldest is fashioning a butterfly knife out of lego in the studio while he gently tries to parent him. Plus he also tries to explain what chickpea pancakes are to Nikki.  All while she's trying to keep us all on track with an awesome story about revenge on a beach... and then as per usual, we get distracted all because of a funny name.  If you're sti...

The Tassie Tiger might be a real life thing within our lifetimes! Can you believe it?! We can't, we also can't believe no one learnt anything from that very real documentary Jurassic Park. C'mon people! Should we really be bringing back predators??  We discuss in length (but not without many, many tangents) whether it's a good idea or not.  Plus we're pulling out some great Cheetah and moon facts!...

Woodford Folk Festival is a magical place... and even more magical it seems for one Nikki Britton who may or may not have had a hot steamy affair there one year. Plus we're talking about dumb tattoos after one bloke decided it was a great idea to get a ruler tattooed on his leg so he could always measure his fish!  And as a surprise to absolutely no one, Mr Breen has gotten himself a silly tattoo...

You just knew we would be talking about this news story! A nursing home in Taiwan has apologised for organising a stripper for their residents and we are mad about this because oldies deserve strippers too!  Plus you know we love a discussion with people who have different opinions!  A lot of grey areas this episode!  Happy Friday legends!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkib...