Married. Single. Divorced.

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and this one is a little bit different… The Catch-Up 🌿 😮‍💨 Charlotte has discovered she really doesn’t do stress very well … but thank goodness for the herbs. They’re working their magic, and she’s making a conscious effort to fill life with more joy and a little less pressure. 🌸 We all enjoyed the most wholesome pod day out to the RHS , provin...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re all slowly melting in the heatwave while somehow finding ourselves discussing camping, scuba diving, car thefts and Costa Coffee crime investigations. The Catch-Up ☀️ 🥵 First things first: we are all absolutely feeling the heat. 🏕️ Fern has been living her best camping life. Despite briefly considering packing dumbbells for the trip (bec...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and between rewires, resignations and rogue pyramid schemes, we’ve somehow ended up discussing ghosts, reincarnation and door-to-door sponge sales. The Catch-Up ☕️ 🔌 Fern is temporarily homeless . Her house is currently being rewired, meaning floors are up, cables are everywhere, and chaos reigns supreme. The electrician has managed to open the i...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re discussing care home scandals, algorithm confessions and whether anyone actually knows what the archive button is for. The Catch-Up ☕️ 💩 Larissa is officially wading through shit. House renovations have hit the point where the balloons have popped and the novelty has worn off, She escaped for a mini-break to Valencia, but after walking...

The Catch-Up ☕️ 🩱 Fern had a wildly productive Tuesday on a mission to find a swimming costume. What started as a simple shopping trip somehow ended in Tesco glory - not only did she bag an absolute leopard print banger , but she got a second costume bargain too. ☕️ Meanwhile, Charlotte’s week took a very unexpected turn involving a Saturday morning coffee enema … and honestly? She’s glowing. N...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and this one is giving survival mode… but outdoorsy. The Catch-Up ⛺️ 🏕️ Fern has been ridiculously productive - ticking off a Costco trip, visiting Grandad at the care home, doing a charity shop drop-off ( while tragically missing a bakery opportunity ), squeezing in the gym and booking a camping trip. Naturally, this leads to Fern retelling the s...

The Catch-Up ☀️ 🍹 Larissa has been away in all-inclusive heaven - sun, relaxation and unlimited buffet access. Although… she’s slightly ashamed to admit she actually missed cooking . Domestic goddess behaviour. 🛒 Charlotte caught someone shoplifting , and honestly the retelling is giving full-on citizen’s arrest in the middle aisle . Equal parts heroic and chaotic. 💌 Fern has been making the mo...

The Catch-Up ☕️ 🏚️ Larissa is back battling the builders - shouting into the void and getting absolutely nowhere. At this point, we’re seriously asking… should we just retrain as tradies? 🧘‍♀️ Fern has been deep in her yoga era , sore biceps and all. But, the real headline… 📱 SHE’S BACK ON HINGE. Yes, it’s happening. Updates pending. 😴 Charlotte has gone a bit quiet this week - less chaos, mor...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re bringing sunshine, travel chaos and a slightly mystical twist. The Catch-Up ☀️ 👕 Washing on the line is back and honestly, nothing says “life is good” like sun-dried clothes. 🇳🇱 Fern took the girls to the Netherlands and delivered a full itinerary like the organised queen she is - think lots of walking, getting lost around canals, and th...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and this one is giving chaos, confusion and absolutely zero structure… just how we like it. The Catch-Up ☕️ 🥐 We kicked things off with a gorgeous Sunday brunch at a friend’s house - wholesome, civilised… a false sense of calm before the chaos. ✈️ Fern has been deep in holiday prep mode , packing, booking and getting everything sorted for her tri...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re coming to you slightly exhausted, mildly emotional… but fed (thanks to Charlotte). The Catch-Up ☕️ 🍛 Charlotte hosted and cooked us dinner - a fish curry that absolutely slapped. The week itself? Very much survival mode . Tired, running on fumes, but still showing up (as always). 🏚️ Larissa has been deep in house chaos , chasing builder...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re back with dating disasters, lingering feelings and a topic that gets very real, very quickly. The Catch-Up ☕️ 📱 Fern is back on Hinge and wow, it’s a jungle out there. She matched with someone who was missing his top four teeth … safe to say, that one didn’t make it past the chat. Standards remain intact. 💬 Charlotte brings us “The Fav...

The Catch-Up ☕️ 🏡 Larissa’s house is finally starting to look like… a house! Windows and doors are in (we repeat: progress!), but now comes the chaos of when do you order a kitchen? Polly Positive is still present… but only just. 💔 Charlotte has been spiralling — and we mean spiralling . She’s picked up on a shift in energy from “the favourite” / “the dancer”… and yep, her gut was right. They m...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re back with life updates that include slow renovations, surprise DMs and stepping in for fine dining. The Catch-Up ☕️ 🏚️ Larissa’s house updates continue… slowly. Everything is dragging, patience is thin, but she did step up to cook for her mum’s dinner party and then felt personally attacked by how old she felt watching the Brits. 💃 Char...

The Catch-Up ☕️ 🏋️‍♀️ Fern and Charlotte took on a gym class together but Charlotte gets rumbled as a spa intruder , which honestly feels very on brand. 📸 Charlotte has also been busy with a photoshoot and caught up with her uncle afterwards. She’s back in that exciting-but-slightly-daunting headspace of thinking about building a business again . Add in a few drinks out and it’s been a full week...

The Catch-Up ☕️ 💃 Charlotte has been out for dinner with the salsa girls and is questioning a few life choices… namely, is she officially a hiker again ? And after a full weekend of lectures she’s also wondering - is she ready to run a business again? Big questions, big energy. 😬 Larissa has had a slightly more stressful week , featuring an endoscopy debrief . Public service announcement: the c...

We’re back with life updates, mild chaos and some ethical dilemmas… because why keep things simple? The Catch-Up ☕️ Fern’s grandad has gone in to a care home, so emotions are understandably a bit tender this week. Sending all the love. It’s officially the year of the fire horse (?? still not fully clarified but we’re leaning in). We debate the important seasonal questions — Chinese New Year and P...

We’re back and the vibes are… cautiously calm? This week’s catch-up is giving growth, graft and mild mystery : ✨ Charlotte is still remarkably well - but slightly concerned she may have been zapped by the Men in Black memory eraser pen… where did the last few days go? She is, however, thrilled that the exams are DONE. Freedom looks good on her. 🥂 Larissa hosted Brunch Club like the domestic godd...

We’re back after a little recording break - but don’t worry, the emotional comfort/support jumpers are firmly back on. This week’s catch-up is giving busy, boujee and mildly chaotic. Charlotte is doing well or “remarkably well.” She’s had a full week of socialising, working, getting back into the gym and even squeezed in dinner with the favourite. Thriving, frankly. Larissa has been living her bes...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re checking in after a glow-up era, a hosting masterclass, and… structural home improvements. This week: Charlotte is leaning hard into joy and feeling great, though she’s currently operating on 20% coffee and 80% dry shampoo. Fern reunites with old friends and goes full ultimate hostess with the mostess - dinner and good vibes. Larissa’s ho...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re checking in after a week that includes children induced sleep deprivation, more consequences from Mr. Charismatic and a full personal comeback - Charlotte is firmly back on her feet and slaying. We love this trajectory. Then it’s Periods: Part 2 and this time we are delving a bit deeper. . 📋 Charlotte breaks down a broad game plan for na...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re checking in after a week that includes more optimism from Charlotte, a period related disaster, emotional moments… and actual progress on a roof! Naturally, this leads us into this week’s theme: manifesting our dream man. 🏉 Charlotte is after all the rugby men - Crocs are a firm no, but she might entertain a dreamer. 🧔 Fern is not here...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re catching up on life… the good, the chaotic and the emotionally questionable. This week, Fern’s dreams are haunted by an apologetic Mr. Charismatic , Larissa’s house saga continues - still no roof, still no progress, still no words. And, Charlotte is surviving, not thriving . We wonder if the answer is just to be closing our loops?! We div...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re checking in after a week that proves life is still absolutely life-ing. This week, Fern reseals her bathtub and treats herself to the boujee sealant. Charlotte actively chooses joy and drives all the way to Penrith for salsa, proving self care sometimes involves long car rides. And Larissa’s house STILL has no roof . Then it’s straight ba...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re catching up after a Christmas that looked very different for all of us. This week Charlotte hosts Christmas dinner like a champion and is tucked up in bed by 8pm, Fern’s cat gifts her a mouse and she follows it up with the best 12-hour sleep at her parents’ house. Larissa and the family catch a sickness bug , meaning Christmas is official...