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There's still a chill in the crisp Spring air, as your lovely Creeps try new flavors of Sprite Chill: Strawberry Kiwi and Cherry Lime! One of them is zero, I don't remember which one, don't ask me. We also tried Chester's Cheddar Jalepeno popcorn after drinking soda, instead of washing it down because we're crazy people. Then, Matt reads a very recent NPR headline about a babys...

This week, our Creeps are back in the studio to try Ritzy Lunch, located at 456 W Pike St. Clarksburg, WV. Open Mon-Sat 7 AM-2 PM. They are the place our Creeps have mentioned before, that is adjacent to the old theater that once played Night of the Hunter, and they have a photo of that marquee hanging in their restaurant. Here's what we tried: Classic hotdogs with sauce, mustard, onions, and...

A big fake round of applause for our episode this week. The Creeps try an absurd assortment of Krispy Kreme donuts, all Pop Tart themed, in the following delightful flavors: Frosted Strawberry with shortbread, Chocolatey Fudge with brownie batter buttercreme, and Brown Sugar Cinnamon with a brown sugar cinnamon cream cheese buttercreme. We can die happy now. Then, Matt has updates to a local story...

This week, the Editor Creep joins Matt to try several slices from the Fairmont location of a Morgantown staple, Casa di Amici, located at the Middletown Commons in White Hall, WV. Open daily 11:00 AM-9:00 PM. Here's what we tried: Four different pizzas by the slice: Three meat (Pepperoni, ham, sausage), garlicky white, pepperoni, and thick Sicilian style with pepperoni and banana peppers Then,...

This week, Kelsey makes you thirsty. The Creeps try two different wonderful sodas: Dr. Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar, and also Coca-Cola Orange Cream Zero Sugar. I only mentioned one of these sodas in the title because the Orange Cream pop removes joy and vitality from all it touches. Then, Matt delves into his love of cars and how he doesn't want your precious Dodge Charger or gross Kia to be...

This week, Kelsey gives you a deep dive of everything she discovered at the 2025 Festival of the Arts at Disney World. She tried scores of wondrously crafted entrees and desserts from pop-up vendors all around EPCOT, too many to mention here. Then, Kelsey gives us updates on the Supreme Court's decisions concerning New York Times v. Sullivan, a landmark case of the 60s that shored up protectio...

This week, Creeps in the morning reluctantly scarf down a Chocolate Lava Big Cup from Reese's, a large peanut butter cup with a second interior layer of chocolate fudge type sauce. Then, Matt reads a wild Irish headline, the true tale of a severed human hand found far from it's owner, discovered in a North Dublin school playground after the hand was dropped there by a bird. Little else is...

This week, road rage is the real crime. The Creeps ate Taki's that Britt found. We tasted Waves Dragon Sweet Chili potato chips, and original Blue Heat Takis for some reason. Then Kelsey gives Matt a local story of Cassie Sheetz, a hiker who had gone missing in the Mon National Forest in 2021, until what were believed to be her remains were discovered. Kelsey also goes into the recent closure...

The Creeps tried assorted biscotti and incredible bread from Phoenix Bakery, located at 89 Kingwood St, Morgantown, WV. Open Wed-Sat 7:00 AM - 9:00 PM. Here's what we tried: Rosemary and Olive Bread Loaf, & Biscotti in the following flavors: Almond, Cranberry Orange, Chocolate Peanut Butter, Lemon Ginger. Then, Matt gives us the third installment of his limited series on the life and death...

This week, the Creeps are trying out hot pepper maple syrup from Spruce Knob Maple, they poured it all over some pepperoni pizza. You can find a variety of their syrups by visiting Cardinal Market in Bridgeport's Meadowbrook all, or visiting their website, Spruceknobmaple.com Then Matt covers the recent release of cctv footage from London that may be looked at in the case of the death of renow...

We're frozen. Your Creeps have turned to ice, unable to meet together in person to record. So they gather using modern technology to talk about recent food they've managed to try on warmer days. This involves burgers and a lot of soup. We review tasty delights from our local favorites: soup options at Leonard's in Grafton, and salad and an enormous chicken sandwich from Onyx in Fairmon...

This week, we're back with more Zapp's! This time, we're trying Zapp's classic tart and spiced Voodoo flavor on their thick and buttery Pretzel Stix. Then Kelsey travels way past the holidays to give us the tale of an odd tradition in Lima, Peru, where police dress in costume during the holidays, including during raids. She details a video where police raided a suspected drug trafficking gang hide...

This week's show is a doozy, the Creeps sample a few delights from Almost Heaven Desserts & Coffee shop, located at 100 W. Main St. in Bridgeport, WV. Open Mon-Thu 6AM-9PM, Fri 6AM-10PM, Sat 7:30AM-10PM, Sun 8:30AM-8PM Here's what they tried: A salad with chicken, walnuts, cranberries, and Blue cheese, with their sweet Italian vinaigrette, followed by a hefty slice of chocolate peanut butter p...

This week, we're about to start this New Year off right with a jolt, a boost, recharging our batteries with the AriZona x Fallout collab Vault Tec Green Tea Energy Drink. Kelsey bought a big ole 12pk Variety Pack of these gigantic cans that come in 3 Flavors: Red Apple, Georgia Peach, and Pomegranate, all of which are also a lightly carbonated Green tea. The Editor wanted to make sure you know it...

This week, the Creeps celebrate once again by making holiday sweets. Here's what we made: Kelsey tested a fun spin on her usual Christmas cookie: She made peanut butter cookies and they're grape jelly thumbprints! You'll want to make plenty of these, they were a huge hit with the whole fam. Then, Kelsey tells this year's classic ghost story, while Matt shares the history of this Christmas traditio...

This week, we're festive for the holidays yet again. The Creeps try Sprite's new limited edition Winter Spiced Cranberry flavor. If you see this somewhere, you better grab some, it seems to be flying off shelves. Kelsey says, buy orange sherbet, make punch! Then Matt shares the story of a real life hamburglar in Augusta, Maine, a wild incident that occurred in the drive thru of a McDonald's in 201...

This week, the Creeps try a tasty burger from Aboo's Burger, a mainstay located in the food court of the Meadowbrook Mall at 2399 Meadowbrook Mall Rd, Bridgeport, WV. Open daily 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm. Here's what we tried: classic gyro with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a garlicky tzatziki sauce (Be sure to try their chicken shawarma too!) Then, Kelsey covers the story of the Sodder family, whose h...

This week, we're staying festive for the holidays. The Creeps try a few new creations from Little Debbie themed around their classic Christmas Tree Cake. They taste a white and red North Pole Nutty Buddy and then festive striped Christmas Tree Cake themed soft cake donuts. Then Kelsey tells the tail of a sworn police officer who stole the lunch of a coworker when his back was turned. The sensation...

This week, the Creeps try a cheesy assortment from local bar and grill Whiskey Biscuits, located at 254 Emily Dr, Clarksburg, WV. Open Sun-Thur 8-8, Fri-Sat 8am-9pm. Here's what we tried: WV style hotdog, classic smash burger, fried potato kegs, cheese grits Then,  Matt shares part two on the life and death of Elizabeth Short, also known as the Black Dahlia. Matt talks about the initial investigat...

Prepare yourself, this one has the best intro ever. The Creeps test the limits of nature, we're drinking Oreo Coke, a Coca-Cola that is Oreo Cookie flavored. Yeah. Then, ripped from the TikTok headlines, Kelsey brings Matt a story from New York, in which a Department of Transportation driver struck an 86 year old former mobster-turned-baker, while the man was walking in the street. The force of th...

In this episode the Creeps rave about fancy affordable pizza from the Clarksburg Pizza Company, a newer eatery located at 1704 W Pike St, Clarksburg, WV over in Adamston near Toni's Ice Cream. Open Mon-Sat 11-9, Sun Noon-6. Here's what we tried: Local 89 Fire Sticks (Ranch base, jalapeño slices, topped with mozzarella and provolone with a Calabrian chili aioli) Then, Kelsey talks about Alison Both...

In this episode, the Creeps try a couple flavors of Skittles Drinks, a non-carbonated bright and colorful concoction that is flavored like you're eating Skittles. Our hosts tried "Sour" which was nicely tart and reminded us of vampire'ing our teeth into the foil of a little hug drink, and "Original" which I guess tasted original... Then, to whom it may concern STOP Matt relays an odd tale of a wom...

This week, the Creeps came back from all the festivities of their second invite as judges to Taste of Bridge Day, a massive event that coincides with all the other Bridge Day events of the weekend. A fundraiser to benefit Canyon Rim Rotary Club, this yearly event is located at Adventures on the Gorge. Plan early next year, as they usually sell out of tickets. We tried every item at the event and g...

In this episode, the Creeps get creepy in Spooky Season, by trying not one, but TWO ghostly and ghastly flavors of bright saccharine soda goodness. First, we try the 2024 Mystery Flavor of Mountain Dew's now famous VooDew line. It's safe to say they were very unsure on solving the mystery but they definitely loved it. Then, we say this soda's name three times in hopes he'll appear. We tried the Be...

Reminder: The Creeps will be back at Bridge Day this year as guests for Taste of Bridge Day. See you out on the Gorge! This week, the Creeps try beautiful cupcakes from Bonnie Belle's, a classic bakery from Clarksburg, their newer shop located at 20 Shaner Dr, Bridgeport, WV. Open M-F 7:30 AM- 6:00 PM and Saturdays 8-3. Here's what we tried: A frosted sugar cookie and an absurd assortment of cupca...