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This week, we jump right into trying Oreo's yet again. One is standard, Red White and Blue Firecracker Pop! Blueberry, Lemon, cherry cream on a blonde Oreo. Go find those if you still can. They taste like PIE!!! We dang'in F with 'em. Matt also tells his story about the effect Asian sodas had on him. Kelsey talks about the internet! She's covering the feminist 4B movement from Kore...

This week, Kelsey's got a big box of imported Oreo's for us. She got the Oreo Flavor of Asia Variety pack, quite a large box of: Original, Blueberry & Raspberry Split, Crystal Grape & Peach Split, Ice Cream Matcha, and White Peach Oolong Tea. Then, Kelsey talks to Matt about Malik Chandler of Grove City, Ohio, his use of TikTok to attempt a Chris Hansen, and the shooting of an alle...

This week, a great lineup of sugar sits before our Creeps. We're trying Little Bites mystery flavored mini muffins, Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie themed mini muffins, and we're washing it down with the bold jolt of Alani Witches Brew - one of the best ones they make. Then, Matt shares the worst college football crime in years with Kelsey, someone who usually does not sport. We're talkin...

This week, the Creeps talk about Matt's birthday party, where we tried Kelsey's best ever Italian Cream Cake. Then, Matt's uncle Kenny brought up a chocolate cake, donuts, and Bismarck's from Nu Era Bakery, located at 120 Stratton St. in Logan, WV. Open Tue-Fri 7 AM-5 PM, Sat 7-3, closed Sun-Mon. None of this cake lasted, we ate all of it. Then, Matt gets into some winter squatch,...

This week, Kelsey travelled home with at least a bakers dozen of Pokémon styled goodies from Krispy Kreme! She also had to grab some seasonals because we are forever known for our love of Autumn snacks. They're already here and we gotta eat 'em all. Here's what we tried: Pokéball, cookie butter, maple cheesecakes, mocha, pumpkin cake, Charmander (chocolate toasted marshmallow filled, o...

This week, CODE ORANGE ! The Creeps are still getting spooky and it's gonna stay that way! We're trying more Bones coffee, first the Army of Dark Chocolate variety, as Kelsey cold brews it with cold foam and chocolate drizzle because we're awesomely bougie and it only gets more fancy from there. They try S'morey Time, Holy Cannoli with all sorts of accoutrement. Then, Matt takes Ke...

This week, Britte grabbed too much candy again. We have a lot of squishy things going on. We're trying: Gummy Burst Cotton Candy Grapes, Freeze-dried Sweet Tarts, and Fizzy strawberry discs and flamingos. Note: they did not eat the flamingos... Then, Matt has BREAKING NEWS! We have a naked guy roaming our town. The Grafton Streaker. Folks reported to Matt that a guy ran down (more up really) E...

This week, Kelsey brings us more Oreo's to try and we're never upset about that. We're trying the new limited run Cinnamon Bun flavored variety, and really they should keep this one around too. Then, Kelsey talks about a very recent tragic event occurring in the last month or so. This involves the murder of Sara Gilson(Duff) by Jeremiah Shawn Duffey (a terrible person who also ended hi...

This week, the Creeps are getting spooky! We're also trying pepperoni rolls from Mt Top Convenience located as you're heading out of Thomas, WV towards Davis, WV. (Or 16105 Appalachian Hwy if you don't like my sort of directions) Open Daily 5 am-10 pm, Sun 7 am-9 pm. Here's what we tried: Pepperoni roll with pepper jack, with jalapeños, with banana peppers Then, Matt brings hauntin...

This week, Kelsey tries BTS themed hotteok brown sugar pancake flavored Oreo's that are purple and have fun imprints and phrases on each cookie. She also tried Purple Cotton Candy Alani. Matt tries a few of the new Pumpkin Pie M&M's and questions why we keep buying M&M's... Then, Matt talks about a case involving the body of a man found in Clendenin, WV in 2014. Using CODIS (Co...

This week, Matt talks about the Jim Thorpe adventure he and Britte took to vend at Mahoning Drive-In's VHS Fest X, and their concessions perfections are what they ate all weekend. They also travelled north to the historic district of Jim Thorpe, PA where they tried a hip donut cafe called Donerds. Here's what they tried: Best popcorn in a theater ever, corn dogs, chicken and fries and dipp...

This week, Kelsey has us try Domino's new Slice Sauce, a parmesan sort of ranch-ish Canes-ish sauce that is maybe for wings but they have it for pizza. Millie also gives it a try and review. Then, Kelsey gives Matt zoological lessons about the honey badger, and how they are fearless scrappy fighters in the wild, even when they come up against lions. She talks about a pet honey badger named Sto...

This week, we're back at the Grafton Monster Festival to try delicious treats and talk to all our beloved Creeps and weirdos. We're trying Cryptid themed cookies from one of our favorite locals - Barnes Blissful Baking of Grafton, WV. You can get in touch with Rena for gorgeous cupcakes, decadent brownies and roll cakes, delightfully loaded up cookies, and more by visiting her Facebook, em...

This week, Kelsey shows matt a few drinks hand selected and brought over to us from Korea: We're trying zero sugar drink mixes from Songwon in Iced Tea Peach & Mango, and Grapefruit Tea Then, Matt gives us a new new new story, because he had to. Because whoever did what is alleged here is in the running for WV scum of the year. This freaking story is about two locals charged for operating...

This week, we grabbed excellent giant cookies from Waynesburg's Daisy & Dough Bakery at the Morgantown Arts Walk. Editor Britte is far too excited that they won one of those accuracy contests: The cookie booth set up a prize if you could push a button and push it a second time exactly 10 seconds later. Someone went first and was around 9.6 seconds. The guy trying right after did it in 10.3...

This week, just one Creep goes where we've gone before and bravely tries more pickle stuff. Matt's snackin' on new Fritos Flavor Twists Spicy Dill Pickle. They taste exactly like all of that. Then, Kelsey covers an election battle gone weird. In Alaska there is a Dan Sullivan running for US Senate. Also, there is a Dan Sullivan running for US Senate. And now their state is getting invo...

This week, we tried pastries from Little Paris Café, located at 456 High Street, so towards the top end of that area, in Morgantown, WV. They're open daily 8 am-7 pm, and until 7:30 pm on Fridays. I promise we will do them again properly with full food and drink, once we have a chance to get over there. The Creeps are dying to so they can at least get another croissant. Here's what we trie...

This week, the Creeps celebrate someone's birthday with The Cloud Cake, which you can order from TheCloudCake.com Here's what we tried: Rainbow (watermelon, orange, pineapple, blueberry), Churro, Pineapple Chamoy w/ Tajin packet. We also try the newer Creamy Coconut Dr Pepper that folks are obsessed with. Then, Matt shares a local story about a beloved domesticated deer that was found dead...

For the next few episodes, we will be trying various flavors of whole bean coffee from Bones Coffee, because we really seem to love them. We went for caramelly ones to start. Here's what we tried: Highland Grog (Butterscotch and Caramel), and Salty Siren (Sea Salted Caramel Mocha) Then, Kelsey continues her multi-part story on the Texan serial killer Dean Corll, also known as The Candy Man. Di...

This week, we delighted in classic diner fare from DJ's Diner, Editor Britte and Creep Crew were so pleasantly surprised at how great their food is. Kelsey wasn't surprised though, she gets their meatloaf regularly and you should too! Located just off of Exit 133 on I79, in the Pleasant Valley area, 1181 Airport Rd, Fairmont, WV. Open Mon-Wed 8 AM-8 PM, Thu-Sat 7 AM-9 PM, Sun 7 AM-8 PM. He...

This week, the Creeps are trying limited edition S'mores flavored Little Bites muffins from Entenmann's. Then, the truth is out there, somewhere. Maybe not here. Matt talks about the US Government's recent release of UFO records from the last 80 years.

This week, your Main Creeps try three of the new Flavor Swap varieties from Frito Lay. They're snacks that are seasoned with seasonings that are traditionally on other chips. We have: Ruffles that are Cool(er) Ranch Dorito flavored, Cheetos that are Lays Sweet Heat Southern Barbecue flavored, and Doritos that are Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream flavored. The editor thinks the cool ranch ruffles...

This week, we're eating some of the best Chinese food in the area. For real, Editor Britte would eat this all the time. Made to order delights from Eastern Chinese Kitchen, located on Route 50 at 800 N Pike St. in Grafton, WV. Open daily 11:00 AM-8:00 PM, closed on Sundays. Here's what we tried: Fried rice, cheese wontons, orange chicken, general tso's chicken, spicy mango chicken, bee...

This week, we have not one but two! Victor Allen ready to drink iced coffees in Twix and Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavors. Let us know what you think of these. Then, a Kelsey two-fer, she brought the treats and the creeps. Just before Easter, over four hundred thousand Formula 1 special edition Nestle KitKats were taken while being shipped between Italy and Poland, in a heist plot Fast and Furious co...

This week, we're celebrating the new Huntrix KPop Demon Hunters themed meal release from McDonald's! One of us has seen the movie and the other has not. Here's what we tried: Nuggets with two sauces: Hunter Sauce & Demon Sauce, Ramyeon McShaker fries, Derpy McFlurry with fruity popping bubbles Then, Matt tells the story of relatively unknown serial killer William Wickline, also kno...