Low Key Hot Takes

We take on ALL the sports today, and a story of how Mason almost Sonny Bono'd himself. RIP.

Playoff football is here and we have all the hard hitting questions. Like is Little Caesar's the best cheap pizza?

Sometimes things just don't go right. Who cares!!?? We talk about LSU being absolute garbage (Visit the YouTube page for a LIVE Breaking News segment). Haunted houses, brewery's and ball. It doesn't get any better than Spooky Season.

We're ready for ball! Mason may not recover from wearing a child's helmet. NFL was drunk last week as 6 teams lost double digit leads. College ball is unpredictable as usual, but we wouldn't trade it for anything! Ball!!

What's better than a good ol' bag! Baseball is in it's twilight, as the playoffs progress (F'ing Padres). We talk all the Football for this week and Mason recounts his drunken travels through the Bourbon Trail and Churchill Downs.

Recap of last week. No wonder this team stinks they have a basketball coach coaching football! Top 5 tailgate foods from around the country according to A.I. We finally get to talk NFL without the show crashing!

Back to it after a long layoff. Week 1 College Football upon us and we are hyped! Tom's fan allegiance is for sale and accepting bids. Mason is having a rough go of it this morning. But nothing detours us bringing you back into the fold of Football season 2025!

Tom's dad is in from San Diego and sits in on the show. Shares depressing story about what it's like to be a San Diego sports fan. We are addicted to prop betting the NBA for some reason. Dallas had a few very small sports transactions in the past couple weeks, no big deal, WE'RE FINE!

Mason cooks domesticated animals. Nostra -TOM-as absolutely nails a prediction. We give our "expert" analysis on the NFL Divisional games.

Yes Jim Mora, we're talking about playoffs. We recap bowl season, finally, after Mason took a sabbatical from the show. Interesting results of our bowl picks. We give out winners only NFL playoff picks, probably not, but.... show is free remember that! Tom fell down in the ice and Mason has more sad boy stories and is hurt from........sledding.

Friendly reminder, we are on record saying we don't know ball. We also are very upfront about saying we are idiots, it's in the show title! Do not take our advise on anything. Even though Mason is undefeated in bowl games so far (3-0), don't bet your house!

Well, Tom didn't post the episode. Reached for comment Tom said, "I thought I did it." After being pressed on the issue, he answered, "You know this is free to listen to, right?! Shut up!" Mason wants to get inappropriate with some brisket grilled cheese.

Games are huge today! We're predicting some all-time upsets, so probably going to be chalk.... Mason needs a map for his map, because he can't read a map. If Ohio St. doesn't cover against Michigan I will cry.

We talk to our teams coaches to find out just what the hell is goin on!! The Autumn Wind has returned. Couple big upsets coming today. BOOK IT!! Or not, probably not, don't book it.

It's the big game Alabama/LSU (Spoiler Alert: I haven't heard from Mason in a couple days) Who wins? Who is fired? We'll give our takes as usual, and they're usually wrong.

Former President JFK makes an appearance. Coach Kelly can't get off these tables. Game picks that probably suck. More sad boy stories from Mason.

Let's revisit what's happened over the past month. Tom talks up Navy (bad idea) and we look at the weekend slate.

Turns out we don't know Sh*t! Football is hard to predict folks, if everyone could do there'd be no Las Vegas. The place wasn't built on winners! Who's good, who stinks? We'll give it our bold opinion. Brian Kelly smashing tables again? We'll see......

We still are not looking great on our pre game picks, but it's still early! Soakin', throwin', and showin'! We are impressed and depressed with some teams. Tom stays true to USC, Mason is abandoning the Tigers. The final obituary for your Texas Rangers.

Alright, we know we messed up. Here's some NFL talk we totally didn't forget about......... we forgot.

New segment! Impress and Depress. Who lit it up and sh*t the bed! Also we've made a horrible error that will be rectified by back 2 back episodes. All 7 of you can rejoice!

Week 1 kicks off and we are here for it. The picks, the food, the drinks, and most important the hot takes!

By request we recap Mason's sad boy ice cream story and add some production value to it. Top 10 fantasy football last place punishments. 3 questions. Live play by play for an near no hitter!

Mason has some stellar show prep. Top 10 WWE. Tom might have had enough of Mason's bullsh*t.

Going over the names of the MLB All Stars. Mason's audio setup is still a disaster. Top 10 list of worldwide destinations for 2024.