Lovable Degenerates

Today Luke and I talk about our "best" stories about coming out of blackouts. With the definition of best being very much open to interpretation. Then we talk about our new found fan base in Brussels and how we only hope this listen and drink or bet on our podcast. Oh and also, fuck the French

For the first time in maybe ever we actually bring some historic background and factual knowledge. Now of course, it was inter mingled with some bull shit and non sense. But I'll leave you to sort our what what while we go through the discovery of drugs

As if every episode didn't make us feel stupid and the listener feel smarter, this one takes the cake. But does it take the cake and eat it too, or how the fuck does that saying even going? Then we go into tangent after tangent, talk about Alabama relationships and TP'ing my high school. None of which were on the topic board. Which really is the only thing you can expect when listening to this pod...

Welcome back to our Annual Super Bowl Preview Show. Plenty of winners, only a few losers. But whatever you do, make your bets at FanDuel using code degenerates. Who woulda guess someone like us could get a gambling sponsor? Definitely not our co-hosts

As usual we hit a wild variety of topics. We start we embarrassing childhood stories, sports failures and baby Boourns the nark. Then we tell some stories about how we scanned universities, but more how they absolutely violated us.

How has it possibly taken us so long to get into organized crime? At first we start our talking about what jobs we'd have in the mafia and that gradually turned into us pitching ourselves Shark Tank style to the mafia. Then we determine, being an undercover cop and being accepting into the mafia is harder than just joining the mafia outright.

If you could add a mandatory amount of alcohol to sports, which ones would it be? Are you delusional enough to think you get better at a sport while drinking? And who would be the GOAT of each drunk sport. Not only that, but what sport would straight up be the funniest to watch drunk people compete in

As you will quickly find out, there's a reason we no longer do drunk episodes. Just when you think it's bad, it gets worse. We're off the rails. And I'm not even sure if it's a bit at this point or if I just don't use any of the episodes that Cole is on.

How in the hell did Ask Jeeves sell for $1.85 billion dollars, with a B? We get our mind blown finding that out. Talk about a few inventions that should absolutely exist already. Mostly stemming from the fact that we get piss on ourselves daily and then we round it out by talking porn sites, porn stars and step moms being a great number two to real moms

We're talking wishes. No you can't get another genie lamp and no you can't get unlimited wishes. As long as it's possible in human life, everything else is on the table. Oh, and Boo talks about how his OnlyFans funds the podcast, but other than that, completely standard episode

Alright nerds, come one, come all, if this episode doesn't get you going then I don't know what will. We're going through all the best fictional worlds and which ones we'd want to live in. We go through TV shows, movies, video games, you name it, we mention. Come vote on which ones we make the best arguments for

Today we've got a new host? Where two washed up athletes talk about how well they'd do if they were dropped onto a high school football field. One of which might have a slightly delusional, over-inflated idea of his own abilities. I'll let you take a guess on who that is

Today is one of my favorite episodes to date. I'm now very confident that waxing your whole body as if you have alopecia and having a sex change scheduled after committing a crime naked are fool proof ways of getting away with a crime. Then we talk a ghost story then ends up in two broken front teeth and a paintball ambush story from growing up

Alright on today's episode we build two different bars. One is based on if your personality was a bar, what would the bar look like. And the second, build your ideal dream bar. One of which will be wildly successful, I'll let you guess which one that was. As always, we bring up A Knight's Tale and alien fucking, but other than that it's a completely normal episode

Today we talk about all the things that we'd either uninvent or rid the world of. And for the most part, it all came back to shitty traffic laws. No need for radars, round abouts or red light cameras, and yes this is coming from the person who has gotten his license suspended twice in less than two years

Today we talk into the recurring dreams that we have and the potential meaning behind those. Then I talk about the random ufc dreams I've been having lately. After which we find out Cole is an alien and we all know what that means Boo has to do to him.

We've got the full crew back in studio for this. We stay mostly on topic besides talking about the Browns wonderful quarterback decisions and what the best tasting part of the human body is. Sponsored as always by A Knight's Tale and Big Buck Hunter

Today we give all the best advice on what not to do when someone breaks into your house, how to get robbed when you're home and we remember how much we hate UC Boulder football

Today the guys have their last podcast ever. It was nice talking to the few of you that actually listened. On second thought, can you get cancelled if no one listens to you? Anyway, are any of us talented enough to qualify for any of the USA Paralympic teams? Stick around and find out. Because Boo finds the sport that he'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps in

Are we more equipped to survive a natural disaster or a zombie apocalypse? Then what jobs would we have when we're at the point of restarting society. Essentially, we just take 20 minutes to realize I'm entirely useless, but I'd make a damn good court jester

Today we discuss what hobbies or jobs would be entirely eliminated if they started drug testing. Would skateboarding fall off the map entirely if weed wasn't allowed? Then we transition to talking about the best jobs to have for a week, month or even permanently. The most impressive part? We manage to stay relatively on topic for the whole episode.

Get three dumb people in a room and have them try to explain things that they didn't know were lies five minutes before. What could go wrong? Were they even lies to begin with? Who the hell knows

We've got new guests today, coming from the Redefine the Relationship podcast studio and Dallas, Texas. Texas Shay, Texas Josh, regular ass Chach and I discuss our guilty pleasure conspiracy theories. We determine the Sasquatch community is somewhere is Canada and the only one that's ever found is the Shay of the group. Birds aren't real, we never went to the flat moon and lastly you know I won't...

On today's episode we attempt to play a game while recording, and let me tell you, it'll be the last time we do that. Other than that, we come up with a bunch of CIA codenames that Lucas brings immediately to drugs. Turns out Lucas brings everything to drugs because he was snorting Nesquik as a kid. All while realizing code names are really just the winner horses of future of the Kentucky Derbys

Today Boo tells the story of eating live goldfish in high school. Was there a good reason for it? Absolutely not. A real quick detour into cannibalism as is tradition. Then we decide if we'd rather live in an amusement park or the zoo for an extended period of time. Here we find out elephants do trunk art and that turns into a wildly unnecessary shot at kindergarten teachers