Lovable Degenerates

We're back for the first time in a long time. Were we missed? Probably not, but that's to be expected. So for now listen to us talk about some dumb shit that we know nothing about to pass time by in your day.

In a show where we jump around more than you'd think possible, today we break new records. We talk about OJ Simpson, R. Kelly pissing on kids, Ray-J's dick and George Washington dominating at Wrestlemania? What do those things have in common? Obviously nothing, you've just gotta have a special brain to get you there.

Today we talk about the start of our degeneracy. First times drinking, first times going to bars and first times gambling. True degenerates start early, and it's very clear, some things are forever.

Today we're talking best fictional items to own and how useless having any of the fictional weapons is. Somehow we turn that into the Call of Duty mystery box and the best items to pull from it. Then we get into the best fictional killers of all time. Oh, and don't forget to bet every moneyline underdog in March Madness. You're losing money if you don't.

Would you rather never have to eat or never sleep? Pro's and con's of both. Then we get into the places and times when time doesn't exist and our next multi-million dollar idea - why haven't they started pumping oxygen into strip clubs? Then we realize, we were just trying to make oxygen into a drug. Truly never know what you're gonna get from this group.

We've done overrated, now we're talking about the most underrated things out there. Some of these are controversial but when isn't the dumb shit that we say?

We're back and we're bringing our annual Super Bowl bets! Boo gives the round spread, doesn't introduce himself and they don't even get into the game until 10 minutes into the episode. All to say, nothing has changed. So let's continue to ride the hot streak and bring home some extra money.

So we spent our Thanksgiving at a Tribal Casino. Giving back our money after taking the Native American land? It's at least up for debate. Then we get back to our bread and butter and talk gambling. And as the shocker of the millennium, Boo is been on a hot streak recently. And now that it's been said out loud, it's all but guaranteed to end.

How the hell did we get to 69 episodes!? Squanch recaps his trip to the international Dong Museum. We talk Fletcher Cox and Jabrill Peppers dick pics and what celebrity of the same sex that you'd want to get a nude from the most. And most importantly, we tried to guess who's sent more dick pics in their lifetime, Brett Favre or Donald Trump?

What do you remember most from your childhood? That is, aside from all the trauma. We're talking all the best games, shows and memories from our childhood along with everything kids no longer get the chance to do.

In maybe the world's worst idea for a strictly audio podcast we talk everything mascots. Best, worst, most skilled fighter, which ones, without a doubt, would be one of the boys? Then we take some completely unnecessary ricochet shots at the WNBA. Ultimately, we just end up deciding if we'd want to be a mascot or not.

Did Boo increase the amount of countries he's been arrested in? Tune in to find out. Hear World Cup stories and about what we view as stereotypical American things. And most importantly some wise worlds to live by: Punch Your Friends Less, Kiss Them More

You get 30 minutes and no prep, what could you give a presentation about? Is it educational? Of course not. Would anyone learn anything? Also no, but it would at least be entertaining

Today we're playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with the Holiday's. Which ones are the best and what you'd celebrate if you could only choose one for an entire year. Then we rant about how day drinking is far superior to night drinking.

We create our dream Make A Wish. And to be clear we aren't hoping to get to our death bed where this becomes reality. But based on previous happenstance, I'm a lot closer to my Make A Wish than most anyone else. In this scenario are we able to change the NFL script so that the Browns win the Super Bowl? Being able to enjoy all that has to offer is the dream. Flip the same thing for a big UFC card....

On today's episode Chach and I speak about the biggest losers of all time. People who've made their name on being losers. Now we haven't made our name yet, but there's no question we're still losers. Going from one thing we know a lot about to another, we get into the best drunk activities. I feel like I write a dissertation on this one. Talk about familiar territory.

On today's episode we talk about all the things we left at bars over the years and the much longer list of things we've stolen from bars. In a surprise to no one, there's a lot. And we quickly diverge to everything we've ever stolen. And how could we forget to mention Boo dislocating Cole's jaw!? And let's be clear, he deserved it

Today Luke and I talk about about if you'd rather spend a weekend with 10 people from heaven or 10 people from hell. What occupation is the closest to having 50% of their members in each and lastly what crime you'd commit if it irradicated it forever. Ultimately we come down to the question if I'd be willing to murder Luke or not

You think it's would be hard going on the same first date 50 times? That's a walk in the park compared to some of the dates we've been on. Oh, and we've got a new host who 'takes control' of the show

Shoutout Pardon My Take for the podcast topic. All used as an excuse to blast Cole. Basically we just want to know how much we've drank in a setting, how many drugs we've done and how many laws we've broken. And add to that how many girls have faked orgasms with us. Couldn't be more on brand if you ask me

Today Chach and I talk about pranks with pranks being a very loose definition. Really it's just how we how try to get under people's skin and annoy people. Then we figure out Boourns is the least practical organ donor on the planet.

On today's episode we talk about the benefits of having a clone versus having the ability to become invisible. We talk about the uses and possibilities of each one. A quick detour on how Boourns doesn't even know the name of the crime he's been committing for so long and trying to get his friend's security clearance revoked

Today we go through the worst possible events to have to go to back to back. You're in a bad spot if your day involves going to these things. So you better cope the same way I do, drink. Oh, and we've got some sick hoodies for sale.

We start today's episode with Luke ordering strippers for his brother's bachelor party. And in a massive turn of events, we actually stay on topic and go back and forth telling our different stripper stories. Shockingly, none of them involve us actually dancing

Today Chach and I talk about how many years we'd spend in prison in order to spend the equivalent amount of years as a billionaire. What years you pick and how you're managing them. And if you don't think it's worth it, you're wrong