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What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this story after all, we’ve been talking about it for a while. Maybe you did know. Maybe you knew too much. You know what they say about people who know too much. They suck. Yeah, I said it. I got yo...

What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location in Orlando, Florida that is not The Haunted Mansion found in the Magic Kingdom on Walt Disney World theme park property. Or Horrorland. If you can find it, let me rest there, if possible, cau...

What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we’re not in the basement, who know’s where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where’s it’s going, right? WRONG. It’s going...

Well, this is surely a splendid evening with Mr. Heavyhands. We hold ourselves with the utmost decorum, and only the finest quality of conversation. You may say we’re gentlemen, but we claim to be normal folk, you can tell by our wit and our banter as such. We may be reading a story called Butcherface, but we’re also talking about shitting our pants and farting on the podcast. I know, I know. This...

It’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I’m being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where...

Episode sixty-seven has Scutch MacGee shaking in his britches. He loves his children, but GOD is he afraid of them. So, naturally, I base all the stories in this episode around this fear. If he has to face it, we might as well make an episode out of it and face this fear together. You can no longer scare us, kids! Well... Er--Maybe. Daddy, Wake Up(17:15) Don't Lie to Your Kids, Trust Me, They Know...

Gestalt is here again to tuck us in for a nice lil night of spoops. This pretty much feels like the first time we're reading a genuine narrative about ghosts haunting a house. Yeah, we've read short stories about ghosty-ghosts but this is the first time we're witnessing a multilayered narrative about -what may be- several ghosts haunting a singular location. Let's get Poltergeisted: Bedtime(20:00)...

You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess. It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit...

We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES: There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wro...

Episode Fifty-Nine features guest Tenron Otrin back for another awesome episode where we tackle another HUGE and serious story. This one is most well known as Whistlers, tackling the tale of Ruth on her failed expedition. This is part one, so sit back and start whistlin' dixie, cause this shit is wild. Bought a Camping Backpack from an Estate Sale and Found these Pages Inside(20:40) by Amity Argot...

Episode Sixty features guest Tenron Otrin back to finish what he started. Ruth and Bill have made it to Red Hill but things are not as they seem. Join us for some mind-blowing twists and turns and then some real discussion at the end, but be sure to listen to Fifty-Nine first, cause this is PART TWO, BABY. Ruth's Account of the Whistlers(13:55) by amity argot https://www.creepypasta.com/the-whistl...

Episode Sixty-One sees famously spontaneous guest Disco Dracula back for another episode. In this episode we talk for a little bit about IT(2017). We talk about True Blood and American Horror Story BULLSHIT. We detail our trip to Pittsburgh: Night of the Living Dead and Last Podcast on the Left LIVE(2nd time). Then we dive into some stories. The usual DiscoDee malarky. My Girlfriend and I are the...

Episode Sixty-Two has guest reader WhereAmI? back for his second outing and this one is ONE LONG STEP FOR MAN and an even more GIANT LEAP for our altered states. You'll understand. Hey, we read another BIG story on his episodes, so GET USE TO IT. Oddkids(22:00) by stealmypants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/34psij/the_oddkids/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/c...

Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED. The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feuling https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks_...

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. Found the Bees(12:35) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/ Where the...

Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy. A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwell https://www.cree...

WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy: New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrim https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/c...

What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out! Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/ Are You Still There, Friend?(...

We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention. The Watchers Among Us(19:16) Her Side of the Bed(21:31) Picture Day(22:52) https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Day Childhood Superstition...

Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective. Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome. Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride. Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlers https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep...

Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first. Bedtime(23...

Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro: The Trawl(21:58) by iia Mr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonder http...

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. Hell House(13:17) Unit 232(20:17) https://www.creepypasta.com/un...

Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho: Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_yo...

Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. What the fuck, dude. Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a...