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What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and deep respect mixed admiration for Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series from the late 90’s. Tribute is just as it says: a love-letter to what we once...

What happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to Terror is born out of a love and deep respect mixed admiration for Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series from the late 90’s. Tribute is just as it says: a love-letter to what we once...

Who the hell is that creeping around the corners of my isolated house in the middle of the night? Cannibal Siren? Is that you? No, it’s just my one-eyed cat. That’s not a joke, my one-eyed cat really does peer at me from around corners. She’s missing her left eye, so it’s pretty funny to see her peering at me from right-hand side walls. It’s even funnier when it’s on the left-side cause then I’m l...

WELL, we’re here kids. Step out. Stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. Don’t worry, it’s not real- it’s all just what Mother wants you to see and what she wants you to feel. Don’t worry, she’ll take care of you. She’ll hide you from the evil and sinful and treacherous that seek to do you harm, that value your life no more than a number or a tortilla chip. So useless, so brittle, so easy...

Don’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the answer is DEFINITELY not ‘the friends we made along the way.’ If that were the case, we’d be kinda screwed, right? Lest we ignore the literal Nazis, the Neo-Nazis, Black Jesus, Drug Addicts, Uncle Adolf, and maniacs we’ve met...

Grab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good. No, that’s literally what it’s called, “Nowhere Good, PA.” Cause everyone knows only creepy shit happens in Pennsylvania (it’s where this is recorded, after all). On today’s episode we see the end of some controversial narr...

Have we learned anything today, kids? No? What do you mean NO? Listen to MOTHER, y’all - she’s trying to speak to you! You just have to open yourself up to her …And do a TON of LSD. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The correct answer is thus: Yes, we’ve learned a lot, whether we liked it or not. When we read chapters 1-20(plus author asides) we laid down the building blocks to which this story will g...

Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know him, you love him, okay, maybe you only tolerate him: it’s WhereAmi? And needless to say, neither of us know where the hell we are. There’s a lot of theories going around right now t...

I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here for a classic episode where we find a bunch of random stories on NoSleep and we dive in balls-deep. But that’s not all, this episode is also dedicated to the lovely fur babies we los...

Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things that Goosebump in the Night 4 by Captain Death

Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through. If only I could get that DAMN CIGARETTE. Anyways, Tenron Otrin and I are back to finish Patricia Barnes’ story about being a hitman for ghosts. Did it go where I wanted it or expec...

I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know, One you don’t. The one you know: Tenron Otrin, here to join me on this special 2-parter with -the one you don’t know- Patricia Barnes AKA Hitman for Ghosts! She’s the revenging reven...

Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what better way to celebrate than by reading a middling to generic YA story together. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t vet this shit! It’s got spunk, it’s got girl power, it’s got...

We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat brought to us by Patreon Subscriber HAL. Fuck yeah, dude. First off, thank you for the sandwich - it goes without saying. Second off, what a recommendation for today! We might not...

What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of th...

What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in g...

Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank y...

Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six by Captain Death

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being a bunch of real gents. Ramses, first off, for sharing his wonderful fucking story with me and for...

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would hav...

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for being the oldest and goldest of the bunch. You know who it is, the ones who’ve been around since the BE...

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it sh...

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for breaking us in and being a part of this from the top. This is the SACRIFICIAL grouping - the first peop...

On today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the  REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want to spoil it. I barely want to put the names down but I feel I’d be doing a disservice to everyone if I didn’t source my shit so if they loved something they know what it is and its title and author. FUCK. What a dilemma....

Look at us, Ramses. Here, again, reading submissions from our once-loyal fan Danny boy. And here we are, again, looking for Danny. It’s been a couple months since Halloween and we still don’t have any sign of him. Is he out there? Hopefully. Is he still sending us requests? No, not at all. Do I miss it? Maybe. It’s hard to say if you miss something until it’s gone, right? At the time, I was like,...