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You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess. It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit...

We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES: There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wro...

Episode Fifty-Nine features guest Tenron Otrin back for another awesome episode where we tackle another HUGE and serious story. This one is most well known as Whistlers, tackling the tale of Ruth on her failed expedition. This is part one, so sit back and start whistlin' dixie, cause this shit is wild. Bought a Camping Backpack from an Estate Sale and Found these Pages Inside(20:40) by Amity Argot...

Episode Sixty features guest Tenron Otrin back to finish what he started. Ruth and Bill have made it to Red Hill but things are not as they seem. Join us for some mind-blowing twists and turns and then some real discussion at the end, but be sure to listen to Fifty-Nine first, cause this is PART TWO, BABY. Ruth's Account of the Whistlers(13:55) by amity argot https://www.creepypasta.com/the-whistl...

Episode Sixty-One sees famously spontaneous guest Disco Dracula back for another episode. In this episode we talk for a little bit about IT(2017). We talk about True Blood and American Horror Story BULLSHIT. We detail our trip to Pittsburgh: Night of the Living Dead and Last Podcast on the Left LIVE(2nd time). Then we dive into some stories. The usual DiscoDee malarky. My Girlfriend and I are the...

Episode Sixty-Two has guest reader WhereAmI? back for his second outing and this one is ONE LONG STEP FOR MAN and an even more GIANT LEAP for our altered states. You'll understand. Hey, we read another BIG story on his episodes, so GET USE TO IT. Oddkids(22:00) by stealmypants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/34psij/the_oddkids/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/c...

Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED. The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feuling https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks_...

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. Found the Bees(12:35) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/ Where the...

Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy. A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwell https://www.cree...

WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy: New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrim https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/c...

What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out! Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/ Are You Still There, Friend?(...

We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention. The Watchers Among Us(19:16) Her Side of the Bed(21:31) Picture Day(22:52) https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Day Childhood Superstition...

Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective. Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome. Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride. Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlers https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep...

Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first. Bedtime(23...

Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro: The Trawl(21:58) by iia Mr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonder http...

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. Hell House(13:17) Unit 232(20:17) https://www.creepypasta.com/un...

Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho: Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_yo...

Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. What the fuck, dude. Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a...

Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real. Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it. Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultures https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://w...

Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add ga...

Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps: Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00) Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridez https://...

We're going BACK in time to the late 90's to visit the inspiration to all our childhood nightmare's with Alvin Schwartz's first volume and compilation effort. I'm here with someone who somewhat remembers this book from his past(A Bunch of Baby Ducks) and someone who was never wanted to horrify the shit out of himself as a child(Mr. SkellyBones). With our powers combined... we realize how incredibl...

We have two new guests on this episode, featuring one of the better and more funny stories we've read in a while. Punsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are here to help me read this perfect lil story for the three of us. It's all about some dudebros fighting a special CreepyPasta native often forgotten: THE RAKE. Sit back, spark it up, and let us take you on a special adventure. The most special kind...

Disco Dracula is here to help share in some Schwartz. He and I go way back and so does our history with this material, but be sure to listen til the end; after we finish the book we also read some GHOST stories. Paranormal investigations to regular old house hauntings. He may not want to talk about it, but, hey, WHY SHOULD WE CARE. Let's get spoopy. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(24:55) by Alvi...

What's that Tenron? You wanna read a story about zomboes? Well, I mean. I guess we can try. We never quite know what we're getting into, here. Sometimes a story sounds promising and then dissolves into unmitigated garbage: ebola garbage. Anyone wanna go to Africa? It's okay, we'll come back totally fine and inconsequentially glossed over. 21 Day Quarantine P.1(36:46) Sterilize Before Reading(53:58...