Lore OlymPOD

During this LO hiatus, we're releasing some episodes from our Patreon! This is part one of us learning about Theseus, a legedary hero of Ancient Greece whose heroism is somewhat questionable.

Covering LO chapters 249 & 250, featuring: A redoubling of our commitment to Hestia as the best god A new ship we didn't we know we needed The reveal of THE DRILL

Covering LO chapters 247 & 248, featuring: Way too much Apollo and his stupid feelings that we DO NOT CARE ABOUT Persephone being an A+ therapy participant Our new proposal for who should run the entire world

Covering LO chapters 245 & 246, featuring:  Leuce reacting completely unreasonably to a beautiful situation Iconic demon behavior from Persephone and Bou The reappearance of CHIRON, and thank gods

Covering LO chapters 243 & 244, featuring: The world's most lit group chat with eveeryone but Thanatos and Zeus The iconic gremlins that live in Persphone's apartment building An absolutely classic thigh baby removal

Covering LO chapters 241 & 242, including:  Hades' VERY impressive drill wink wink A campaign for fair wages for Aetna Persephone making the most inscrutable communication decisions possible

Covering LO chapters 239 & 240, featuring: Kronos really coming out of the gate swinging with the misogyny  Morpheus low-key abandoning Persephone in her dreamscape Hades' chiseled triceps being very helpful for all of us

Covering LO chapters 237 & 238, featuring: Apollo demonstrating why we shouldn't let men hold office Hermes showing us what an absolute KING looks like (and also demonstrating that sometimes violence maybe is the answer) The minor character headcannon couple of our dreams  

First off, we apologize for the audio quality of this very special episode we recorded together in my car. Covering LO chapters 235 & 236, featuring: Jennifer the nymph from Pennsylvania with a degree in hospitality doing her best Very strong reactions to Hades kissing Persephone's foot Our newest passion: hating on Kathleen, the nymph who was definitely born specifically to be the worst

Covering LO chapters 233 & 234, featuring: 100% rancid vibes from Kronos  Hera planning literally a whole wedding in 3 hours The moment we've all been waiting for!!!  

We're back!! Covering LO chapters 231 & 232, featuring: Hestia really coming through for all of us The best day of Eris' chaotic life Hades fully delivering on all of our proposal needs

Because of the little hiatus LO is on for the next few weeks, we're hitting you with a release from our Patreon this week! Please enjoy us doing our best to discuss our new favorite topic, Sheela Na Gig.

Covering chapter 230, featuring: A whole lot of anger for Demeter Nymphs who were literally born yesterday Lots of attempts at envisioning our happy places

Covering chapter 229, featuring: Our headcannons about Metis' current lifestyle Ouranos making a fool out of himself Hades being a moth but still understanding the assignment

Covering LO chapters 227 & 228, featuring: Psyche being truly the biggest bad ass the world has ever seen Aphrodite being the world's greatest mother-in-law Ares planning the world's worst date

Covering LO chapters 225 & 226, featuring: Aphrodite being both a genius and a sexy baby A good time for a quick cry on a water slide Hephaestus failing to communicate even the bare minimum of required information

Covering LO chapters 223 & 224, featuring: Ares facing the very foreseeable consequences of his own dumb actions Aphrodite showing us how to be the goddess of knowing your own worth Persephone getting ripped arms from all her days of hoe-hoe-hoeing in the mortal realm

Covering LO Chapter 221 & 222, featuring: -A relatively manageable household pest problem -A whole new take on c*ck fights (bad when it's with chickens, okay when something else) -A surprising number of jokes about chapters we found super endearing and wholesome

Covering LO chapters 219 & 220, featuring: Eros' excellent, dramatic commitment to the bit Tori seeing his life flash before his eyes Hades dramatically undervaluing a building with SEVERAL balconies & more!

Covering LO chapter 218, featuring: Hypnos bringing truly unparalleled levels of audacity The truth about the Underworld HR department A 100% perfect friendship trio

Covering chapter 217 of Lore Olympus, featuring: Daphne's best attempts at fixing Thanatos at war with his habits of the patriarchy Lots of awkward silence between Hades & Thanatos Bad policy decisions from Zeus, as always & lots more

Covering LO chapters 215 & 216, including: Thanatos having a BAD TIME Hypnos' fashion choices (aka nudity) Hecate's light show to end all light shows

Covering LO chapters 213 & 214, including: A child who was born ready to put Minthe in her place Perse continuing to be the most emotionally mature person in every room The special torture of trying to wrangle a room full of children

Covering LO chapters 211 & 212, featuring: Demeter looking like a high-powered business woman Ariana Grande   Hades being unclear on how to define his relationship with Cerberus A suggestion for Kronos & Typhon

Covering LO chapters 209 & 210, featuring: The coffee of love and safety and healthy relationships   Excellent fashion choices across the board A bad look for Hades