Lore OlymPOD

It's been so long and WE MISS YOU ALLL SO MUCH. Also, surprise: Zoey wrote a book! It's called All Our Almosts by Allie Moffatt (pen name) and it's a friends to lovers, grumpy/sunshine, forced proximity, slow burn romance lottttts of yearning and a good amount of spice. And it's free on Kindle Unlimited! But if you don't have KU you can order it in to your local bookstore or get it on Amazon and i...

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: our interview with Rachel Smythe! She was genuinely the sweetest, most wonderful person we've ever met and it was a pure delight to talk to her.    Thank you all so much for your support and love over the YEARS we've been doing this! We love you!

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING IT'S FINE Our FINAL episode covering the FINAL two chapters of Lore Olympus, chapters 279 & 280, featuring: Redecorating all the men's restrooms in the Underworld One last tub time emergency for Hermes MOMMIES everywhere Our headcanon on what happened to Apollo after the finale & our undying love for you

Our SECOND TO LAST EPISODE (*sob*) covering chapters 277 & 278, featuring: The nymphs of Demeter's Home For Women Wronged by Men showing what 27th wave feminism looks like The debut of our Ouranos voice Apollo suffering AMEN

Covering LO chapters 275 & 276, featuring: LOTS of audacity from Kronos A BOLD request from Morpheus The end of our Kronos voice acting!

Covering LO chapters 273 & 274, featuring: A special rendition of the birds & the bees A young witch finally worthy of Hecate's tutelage  Metis and Zoey getting in a fight 

Covering LO chapters 271 & 272, featuring: Hera's Oscar-worthy acting skills The worst day of Persephone's life made even worse by the appearance of her toddler A very wise little grape boy

Covering LO chapters 269 & 270, featuring: The sexiest outfit that has ever existed The absolute worst babysitters that have ever existed SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WE ALL WANTED AND NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET

Covering LO chapters 267 & 268, featuring: Persephone's lackluster PR team (aka her boobs) Ouranos' lowkey iconic manicure Ares bludgeoning Apollo on live TV, thank god

Covering LO chapters 265 & 266, featuring: Truly inscrutable decisions from Hades Morpheus sleeping in the most deranged position possible History's worst attempt at cleaning up a wine spill A surprising number of tasty snacks

Covering LO chapters 263 & 264, featuring: The world's longest (potential) lap dance The most revealing dress we've ever seen -- and it's on DEMETER An old spooky harpy who is just here to ruin Demeter's life and die laughing (iconic)

Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring: Demophon being a special little guy who needs love Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods

Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including: Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate Tub time getting upgraded to pool time An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice

Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring: The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter An excellent cameo from Eris A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting    

Covering LO chapters 255 & 256, featuring: An inscrutable Olympus succession plan Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time

Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring: Apollo's secret hobby Our new middle name Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay & more

Covering just LO chapter 252, featuring: Plenty of sadness and trauma, courtesy of Kronos Psyche realizing Eros has many strengths but intelligence isn't one of them Our newest suggestion for Chiron

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! The hiatus is over, our crops are watered, and we're here to cover chapter 251 of LO, featuring: Hades doing his absolute best to recover from an incredibly tough moment Some feedback we have for Morpheus Lecue making possibly the most absurd choice any character has ever made in the history of media

LO is coming back SO SOON but here is an extra piece of bonus content to tide us over until then. Today, we're discussing the LO books volumes 4 & 5!

Covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 3 print book! We LOVE to see our babies being happy and flirty and thriving!!! As always, don't just take our word for it -- you have to see this chapter for yourself!

In this October of hiatus, please enjoy this episode covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 2 book!

Another release from the Patreon vault to tide you over during the hiatus. This week, we're telling you some of the most inscrutable myths we've encountered from Greek mythology.

A very old Patreon bonus ep covering some of our favorite random beasties from Greek mythology!

More hiatus content from the Patreon! This week, enjoy this very obvious episode that we somehow failed to do for a very long time.

Continuing our hiatus content with part 2 of our Theseus coverage from our Patreon. His heroics go down hill in this one, so prepare yourselves.