LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

In a way, I feel sorry for the wankers listening to this series... if you're here to masturbate then it's been quite a long time since we've had a really sexy erotic scene to goon over, hasn't it? However, this week I also feel a bit sorry for everyone else too - the people just here for the storytelling, because this is unfortunately an instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story...

Were you looking for a hot, erotic chapter of arousing sex scenes? Well, maybe reset your expectations for this slow burn series because it's all about the build up baby. In this instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story written by the author Dani Finn - two cups of frothy red bird are all that stand between Seara and Cliff as they discuss things they surely already know, as a pr...

Hold your breath and dive into this week's exciting, sexy and at least mildly arousing instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story written by the author Dani Finn - set under the waves with Sef and Kin! Tension is running high, but Kin is finding it hard to assert himself when his lover treats him like a little baby squiggler or guards him like an egg that needs sitting on! Wait, d...

This hot erotic instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story written by the author Dani Finn centres around a chance meeting, above the waves, at the public library - where all the filthiest sexual encounters begin, naturally! Don't believe me? Okay, fine - you're right... there's no sex in these two chapters, but I promise you won't be disappointed because it's still a fantastic ep...

Well, isn't that just a crusty bumhole? Just when you think things couldn't get more difficult for the citizens of Umian and the sea-life that lives off its coast, a full length Ravager emerges from the deep sea to try and ruin everyone's day! In this second instalment of Disposable Magic - a cephalopod romance story written by the author Dani Finn - we meet new characters, get new insight into th...

Sometimes you've got to throw traditional convention in the bin and do something nobody expects... especially if you're the host of a struggling erotic stories podcast looking for something which is going to hook audiences with an eye catching tale about something unusual! This time it's come courtesy of author Dani Finn who was kind enough to send me a free copy of their book: Disposable Magic -...

The average human has 11 pints of blood running through their veins... how much can a person lose? A person like Gemma? Will that amount be enough to satisfy the insatiable thirst (and sexual desire) of her goddess Raven!? Will Gemma survive the ordeal? What other surprises lie in store as we reach the exciting, erotic and sexy conclusion of this series of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstruc...

This is the moment you've all been waiting for: some sexy sex sounds straight into your sonic space! Gemma is all trussed up like a turkey at Thanksgiving (or at Christmas if you're not a Victorian family that has goose) and she's ready for things to get vampiric... in an erotic way! In this episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring Chapter 3 of The Sacrificial Lamb - an e...

That's so Raven! No, not the American television fantasy teen sitcom which was created by Michael Poryes and Susan Sherman, and aired on Disney Channel for four seasons between January 2003 and November 2007... I'm talking about Goddess Raven. She's a sexy high cheek-boned, heart-shape faced beauty with sexy green eyes like glowing emeralds and pouting red lips which you just know are perfect for...

There's nothing like a long hot bath to preen and conscientiously prepare yourself mentally for a trip down into the occult ritual sex dungeons is there? Even better after a refreshing bowl of broth and a chunk of wholemeal bread and before slipping into neatly laid out clothes - even if they don't leave very much to the imagination. Just a perfect way to gear up to be strapped to a giant brass pe...

Ahh, remember the good old days of 2004 when you could pick up a magazine at a concert on a Wednesday night, find an advert for an occult BDSM sex cult and find yourself jumping into the back of a van on your way up to a creepy mansion by the end of the week? No? You mean that's not a universal 00's experience for everyone else? Oh, well you've missed out on something very special... and sexy. You...

The exciting and emotional finale of the series begins with Richard and Gaynor not talking to each other after last weeks car park breakup. How had Richard been taking it? What about Gaynor? Will they get back together even though it's probably not a good idea? I don't want to give away any spoilers, so you'll just have to listen to the final episode of this series of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Storie...

In this exciting and sexy episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 9 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - Richard is forced to ask, much like break away dance group Haddaway did in 1993: "what is love!?" Will his baby hurt him? Will her hurt her? What is right? What is wrong? Give me a sign... Things are getting serious no...

At this late stage in the series, the sexual tension between Richard and Gaynor has reached fever pitch, they're both salivating at the mouth and uncontrollably gyrating their hips in frustration at the mere sight of each other... so is this finally the moment? Has Richard played his cards right? Has he passed all of Gaynor's tests? Find out in this exciting and erotic episode of Let's Get Sexy: E...

Have you ever had a kiss that made you whimper like a little kitten? No? You haven't? Sorry to hear that, but maybe listening to this episode of Let's Get Sexy: Erotic Stories Deconstructed, featuring chapter 7 of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - will help you get a sense of what you've been missing out on. This time Richard and Gaynor meet again and thin...

Like a perverted child waiting for a stocking full of sexy gifts from daddy xmas, Richard is up all night tossing and turning with excitement about meeting with his long lost love in the morning! We've all been there, haven't we? For Richard though, the gift is marital infidelity, and in only a few hours time, he's planning to cheat on his wife! Meanwhile Veronica, anticipating her own lesbian aff...

Richard wants a sexy, erotic, hot love romp with his wife... but she's turned cold. Whereas, memories of Gaynor are intimate, sexy and hardcore. Can he toe the line and have his way with both? Meanwhile, Veronica has been opening up sexually in a new relationship and is confused about what to do... is this a double win for our main protagonist? Will he be able to play his cards right on two fronts...

The drama intensifies! Will Richard and Gaynor's old romance blossom once again? Will we get another sexy flash back scene? What's Veronica up to? All these questions and more, answered in this weeks chapter of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - as this time things are taken up a notch - BAM! Plus, there's another edition of SOUND or SUSPECT to look forward...

Richard is in for a surprise when Veronica corners him at the dinner table with a serious question about their relationship! How will Richard respond!? Will he be able to play his cards right and keep both women on the go? Is there another message from Gaynor? Will it lead to another memory of a steamy sex session in the past? What will happen to Richard's marriage after the exciting twist in this...

There's nothing quite like the romance of a first holiday together as a couple, and in this exciting and sexy chapter of Love Never Dies - a story written by JWren for the website Literotica.com - another email from Gaynor send Richard on steamy journey down memory lane. Is she doing it deliberately? Is she trying to get him hot and bothered with references to obscene pet names and "love's young d...

On the surface, Richard has it all: a wife, grown up kids, plenty of money, early retirement in his 50s and a nice big house to live in... what more could he want? Except there is something missing... a lost love that haunts his dreams and fills his heart with regret! Until one day, a message appears out of the blue and takes him back to a time when the only thing that mattered was how he felt abo...

That's it, the final episode of this series! Could things get any weirder? Yes... I'm afraid you're about to learn that they could. In this incel wet dream of an episode, newlyweds Dan and Ann help the alien mother entity solve a problem which makes the Zeta Unit robots obsolete, and we learn more about why the aliens have come to Earth in the first place... although maybe Dan was right, it might...

Despite the enormous risks that he takes in the previous chapter, Dan has really hit the jackpot with his cyborg girlfriend Ann - she's great isn't she? Smart, sexy and able to hack into the central banking system to print as much money as they need... what more could you want? Oh, one more thing? She can forge documents? Yeah, why not! What's that? Magical healing powers too? Um... I guess that's...

What would you do if an alien spaceship crash-landed in the woods outside your trailer? Would you go and investigate it? Would you help the aliens? Would you put your dick in it? Come on... would you really? Be honest! In this new series of Let's Get Sexy, that's exactly the situation faced by our new protagonist Dan, while he's out looking after his uncle's trailer in the middle of nowhere... I b...

Finally, we're back on track and in the present day again as Addie isolates herself in a woodland cabin to try and get over what happened at the end of chapter 4! In this spicy, dramatic and sexy episode of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com - a package arrives and what's inside it, presumably covered in melte...