Let’s Get Bread

True crime! Who's got it, who wants it? Turns out Everett doesn't, and Lucas loves it. We talk splashy, sensationalized, serialized murder cases. The ones that get the Ryan Murphy treatment and the ones that don't-- Chris Watts, Aileen Wuornos, Kaitlin Armstrong, McKenzie Shirilla, and of course, Dahmer. Whichever your favorite guilty pleasure or verdict was, chances are you should talk to Lucas a...

This week the boys ask: are the men lonely enough? What's happened to men, why are they, what drives them, and where were they on January 6th? We explore what it means to perform straightness, blurring the lines of seggsuality, who's more likely to do the dishes, how bad modern fashion has led to more crushes on straight men per capita than any other period before.

With Father's Day behind us, the boys talk fathers: who's got 'em, who's going to be one, and who regrets seeing Pulp Fiction at 10 years old. Hop in as we reminisce about driving milk trucks and maseratis, hockey practice and the war, and discuss who's crabby and why. 

The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices. 

You never get a second chance to make a first impression, and boy have the boys made some real bad first impressions over the years. We discuss first impressions of each other (gay, conventional, unfriendly) first dates, sets, and job interviews, and whether or not you really ought to put a lot of stock in your first impressions of people you might come to love or hate.

This week the boys dive into the mysterious and wonderful world of dames with certified dames expert, Nina Dicker! We discuss the female orgasm, flared bases, nickel allergies, and the one SIMPLE trick YOU can use to make YOUR dame bust! We go deep this week, and it may get a little sensual as we cover owning your pleasure, gendered power dynamics, and take a stab at the age old question: What IS...

This week we go to a safe space. A sacred place. A lil resort town in the desert where you can go and be super, super gay, and maybe even take a dip in the pool without your swimming trunks. We talk naked pool parties, group secks etiquette, and the magic out there in the desert-- and you should go find some!

This week we go into the bugbears, the pet peeves, and the little things that make you want to take out a hatchet and start swinging. If your pet peeves are anything like ours, you probably also don't appreciate a dick pick with a meth pipe in the frame, or someone refusing to laugh at your jokes, tardiness, passenger princesses, or even Lucas's bad breath. Tune in to see how nevertheless, we pers...

This week the boys confront the old scourge of homophobia. Listen in to find who carries more internalized homophobia and who inspires the most external homophobia! (Hint: it's not Lucas.) From femme tops to J-6ers, we explore the numerous incarnations of homophobia and where you can go to get some! Calling all purveryors, samplers, consumers, and producers. Where do you fall on the spectrum? List...

From teacup poodles to big dumb boxers, the boys talk dogs. Canines. Man's best friend and sometimes codependent fur babies, we delve into pet ownership in LA, how motherhood has shaped Lucas's day-to-day, and where Everett draws the line on bringing dogs on dates.

The boys reminisce about early seasons of Drag Race, where the program's headed, and whether gay has gone too far. We reveal ourselves to be old, out of touch, and deeply devoted to any queen who's going to bring back mall drag. Fashion twinks, theater gals, lesbians, AFAB queens, we love you. And all hail Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia, Coco Pero, and Miss Ma'amshe.

The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices. 

The boys dive deep into the therapy industrial complex. Stigma can f all the way off in this episode, where Lucas reveals the SHOCKING thing that made him cry in therapy and Everett discusses how it feels to get roasted by medical professionals while wearing a gown and gripper socks. No, we may not be clinicians, but we CAN still give you bad advice.

This week on Let’s Get Bread, adult entertainer Joel Someone joins us for a no-holds-barred conversation about porn, pleasure, and stigma. We break down how the industry has shifted over the last 20 years, the shame still wrapped around gay sex, and Joel’s surprising jump into straight porn. Raw, funny, and unapologetic; this is easily our wildest episode yet.   Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetb...

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam... It's wedding bells time, and this week we dive into marriage, what it means to chain yourself to someone for all eternity, how much work partnership takes, and the ideal place(s) to meet your future husband. (Spoiler alert: it's probably an orgy.) Is marriage just for the straights? Does...

This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re diving headfirst into pop divas — the icons, the legends, the museum leaders, and of course, the ones currently residing in the Kia Asylum. Everett finally addresses the long-standing allegations that he looks exactly like Nini Coco, while Lucas explores a bold new business venture: doing Cameos… for feet.

Bad habits take center stage this week as we bounce from workplace performance anxiety to post-sex ritualism to—somehow—counting sneezes. No real solutions, just a lot of self-exposure and attention seeking. Easily our silliest episode yet. Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetbreadpod. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at @LetsGetBreadPodcast.

Let’s Get Bread breaks down the very real chaos of living with roommates. From food that keeps going missing to the roommate who hasn’t cleaned their dishes since last week, we’re talking about the everyday tensions that make shared living feel like a social experiment.   Follow us on IG: @letsgetbreadpod YouTube: @letsgetbreadpodcast

This week on Let’s Get Bread, we celebrate birthdays. From the quiet sting of “so… are people coming?” to full-blown Birthday Diva energy (why is there a dress code for brunch?), Lucas and Everett unpack the expectations, the flakiness, and the subtle social math of who shows up. Plus, we talk gifts; the burden of buying them, the pressure of opening them, and the luxury of receiving them.

This week on Let’s Get Bread, the stars are loud and unfortunately so are we. Lucas and Everett spiral into all things astrology; from Everett’s son Gavin to Lucas’s rising yeast infection. It’s educational. It’s spiritual. It’s scientifically confusing.   Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetbreadpod. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at @LetsGetBreadPodcast.

This week on Let’s Get Bread, Lucas and Everett attempt something radical: functioning as a team. Everett bravely faces his lifelong fear of responsibility, while Lucas bravely faces the burden of being the only person who remembered the password. They discuss accountability styles, emotional labor, and why every partnership eventually becomes one person asking “did you do it yet?” and the other s...

Let’s Get Bread breaks down the 2026 Grammy Awards with hot takes, questionable snubs, unhinged wins, and zero respect for genre boundaries. Expect pop culture chaos, strong opinions, and a lot of sh*t talking.  Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetbreadpod. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at @LetsGetBreadPodcast.

This episode is all about criticism—how to take it, how to give it, and how to survive it. We talk through feedback on writing, comedy, and even workplace performance reviews, then, in the words of Agent Clarice Starling, turn that perception on ourselves and offer our own critiques of each other. Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetbreadpod. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at @LetsGetBreadPodcast.

Everett and Lucas recap their trip to Asia and, more importantly, what they learned about each other — like how Everett needs to be at the gate two hours before boarding (not just at the airport), and how Lucas only recently discovered that Mexico is part of North America. IG: @letsgetbreadpod YouTube: @LetsGetBreadPodcast

This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re joined by Jason Bornstein to talk sobriety, rehab, and the difference between healthy and toxic shame. Jason gets honest about getting clean, surviving rehab, and why being funny is sometimes the problem and the solution. Dark, self-aware, and just unhinged enough to be therapeutic. Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetbreadpod. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at...