Just Chaos Podcast

Episode 35 | This week, we spiral into absolute chaos - We kick things off with why everyone hates the San Antonio Pilates girl and end up a exposing the truth about sperm racing . We break down the Karen Reed trial , the Diddy scandal , and the unsettling incident with the San Antonio terrorist . Meanwhile, Rihanna is pregnant again , and Shaq’s trying to buy a ranch in his hometown. Things get m...

Episode 34 | In this chaotic episode, we're saying goodbye to fake friendships. We break down the distinctions between girl friendships vs. guy friendships. Cristina shares the tragic tale of her iPhone's downfall, and why Elder abuse is a huge problem right now.  We mourn the retirement of Coach Popovich (a true Texas dad), rant about why Sesame Street was cancelled, and question why the...

Episode 33 | This week, Cristina touches down in Austin before diving into the colorful chaos of Fiesta in San Antonio. From Amazon’s sky-bound drones to the moon landing secrets and the groundbreaking birth of the first A.I. baby. We spotlight some Astronomical Women making waves, and unpack the surprising science behind how the egg chooses the sperm. Things take a turn as we ask: can we solve th...

Episode 32 | In this episode, we’re unpacking everything —from getting hit on at Macy’s to Charles Barkley’s long-standing beef with San Antonio (seriously, what’s that about?). We also dive into the psychology behind millionaire habits, the power of self-love, and why talking to yourself might just be your secret weapon. Plus: how to handle hate comments without losing your cool, navigating traum...

Episode 31 | We had a wild night with NBA players this past weekend and we’re going to tell you all about it! A night out at San Antonio’s best sushi restaurant turned into a chaotic night and we are spilling all the tea. We also dive into why men want us to shoot our shot, marriages, divorces, plus the great debate—is toe sucking considered cheating? The Landman Casting Call is this week and JLo...

We're diving into March Madness in San Antonio—but trust us, the real madness is happening off the court. Astronauts are back from space, but are things any better here on Earth? We’re breaking down the state of modern masculinity, the rise of incels, and why dating ChatGPT might be better than dating real men.  Meanwhile, at the bar, the trends are shifting. Are men losing confidence? Are lav...

Episode 29 | Buckle up, because we’re not agreeing on anything this episode! From the looming recession to Venus in retrograde wreaking havoc, we dive into it all. We break down the Oscars red carpet drama, micro aggressions, reality TV chaos from Summer House to Traitors, and Megan "Sussex's" latest project. Oh, and Craig’s addiction? Yeah, we’re talking about that too. Grab a drink...

Episode 28 | This week, we’re covering everything from the latest health scares (bird flu and measles) to music industry drama—Drake’s bullet holes and our nostalgia for the old Kanye. We unpack the Alix vs. Alex podcast beef, Pete’s surprising new look, and Diddy’s latest headlines. Plus, we dive into Gen Z marketing schemes, the mystery of the "human egg farm," the Gabby Petito doc, an...

Episode 27 | We are answering all of your love questions! Spend Valentine's Day laughing at us and our crazy advice we give you about relationships, dating and more. Find out how to transition a dinner to a sexy night, What are girls looking for on first dates, the advice that men need to hear, and what to do if he can't get it up.  Subscribe to our Youtube and Spotify for more chaos!

Defamation, Airplane Breakups, and Deportation Conspiracies | Its our anniversary episode! Talking about why men are breaking up with girls at the airport, Tik Tok gets brought back from the dead, why the price of eggs are increasing, what you need to know about the bird flu, and Deportation Conspiracies. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast

LA wildfire conspiracies, Traitors and Gen Z Kinks | This week, we discuss the conspiracies behind the raging LA wildfires, Kylie gets snubbed by Demi Moore, Gen Z's favorite kinks, the premier of Traitors, and Mark Zuckerberg.

It ends with us and new beginnings | Happy New Year from your favorite chaotic chicks. This week we catch up on the Holiday Break, conspiracies about Kim Kardashian's broken leg, the drama of "It ends with us", and the breakup between Paige & Craig.

Santa Clause, Mega Churches, and Back Shots Join Jessie & Cristina for chaotic conversations about Santa Clause, Blink Twice, Timothy Chalamet, dream proposals, back shots, a Jay Z update, mega churches, and Neiman Marcus tamales.

A Hot fugitive, Monopolies, and the Tik Tok Ban with Just Chaos Podcast This week on Just Chaos, we talk about the hot fugitive that all of America was looking for, the new accusations against Jay Z, the problems with our Healthcare system, and why were so upset about the Tik Tok Ban.

Girls gone wild, vagina candles, and Drake in San Antonio. We have a lot to catch up on from our Turkey break. We share our favorite shows we binged, conspiracies about "Hot Ones", The girls gone wild documentary, Jacob Elordi's new look, who is making $43M on tik tok, and why Drake and Kendrick will come to court in San Antonio, Texas.

Bear Attacks, Underwater Aliens and Elaborate Schemes with Just Chaos Podcast his week on Just Chaos, we give you all the insight into the  @GigglySquad  live show in San Antonio, share the elaborate schemes that men are trying to pull on us, and share the new way that cheaters are staying in touch.

Gym Crushes, NDA's and Playing the game | Episode 19 This week on Just Chaos, we tell you all about Cristina's gym crush, the dating advice that we all need to hear and what the full moon on Friday means for you. Chapters: 00:45 - Michelin restaurants  3:25 - Suzanne Simpson case  5:35 - Chat Bot murder  10:00 - Tanning beds  11:45 - Misoginy 14:00 - Full moon Friday  16:30 - Monkeys on the run  1...

Hinge Dates, Pluto, Podcasts and messy breakups Episode 18 | We are back from our little hiatus feeling recharged and ready for chaos. This episode, we tell you what planets are affecting your future, we discuss the results of the 2024 Election, the impact that long form podcast had on the election and breakdown the messy breakups between Giselle & Tom Brady, Zoe Kravitz & Channing Tatum a...

Episode 17 | This week on Just Chaos, we discuss the ongoing missing persons case of Suzanne Simpson, How we are talking in our dreams, We talk about who is controlling us, Crying while running, Lobotomies and graceful comebacks you can use.

A Chaotic girls night, cougars, Tesla Bots, Elon Musk and Rats on birth control  Episode 16 | Jessie and Cristina's video camera was high jacked by aliens so this week's episode is Audio Only. They catch up on their chaotic girls night out, cougars, Elon Musk, Tesla bots, and why rats are on birth control

True Crime and 69 | Jessie and Cristina are solving the mystery of "What's in the Rug?", breakdown the drama of Love is Blind, discuss why everyone is in love with “Nobody Wants This” and share their 69 experience.  Chapters:  1:50 - blue alert  6:30 - what’s in the rug  14:00 - power of the internet  15:30 - love is blind  19:20 - Mr. Krabs  20:00 - splitting the bills  26:00 - nobody wants this ...

“The Truth behind the Lonely Boy Epidemic”  This week on Just Chaos, Jessie and Cristina give relationship advice and discuss the Lonely Boy Epidemic - a sickness afflicting the nation where men are becoming lonelier by the minute and the reasons why it’s affecting relationships. We discuss why men think that women are the problem, why are women blissfully unaware of this issue, and what are the a...

Diddy Deep Dive, Karma, and Menendez Brothers - Jessie and Cristina take you deep into the details and conspiracies surrounding Diddy's arrest. Listen to the in depth discussion of how we was arrested, what are the charges and who was all involved in the Diddy enterprise. Chapters -  00:45 - Karmic Year  4:25 - Sweeping is for Witches  5:55 - Morning vs Night owls  10:00 - Red heads  11:50 - C...

Soft Swinging, The Debate, and Bomb Threats - Jessie and Cristina have chaotic conversations about soft swinging with the girls from Mom Tok, their thoughts on the political debate between Trump and Kamala, experiencing bomb threats and the VMA's. Chapters  1:30 - Bella Hadid dating a Mexican  5:25 - Jlo and Ben are back  7:15 - bilinguals are  11:20 - Mom tok  22:00 - tik tok influencer  27:3...

Slow Down Slut - This week on Just Chaos, we have a special guest in the studio. Our friend Tessa joins us for chaotic conversations about menstrual cravings, mental health, dealing with haters, the Bachelorette, 2 new love languages, bad kissers and what the hell happened to Cristina's foot?