Jock Trap

The Trappers check in on how the mean streets of Grindr have been in their area. Then Frey tells us about all the hot top(ic)s you CAN'T go without knowing miss thing okaaaaaay?! Most of them concern American Idol and heinous crimes.

  We discuss favorites (TV shows, movies, music, Club Random with Bill Maher guests) and least favorites (Canada's Drag Race contestants, beneath the skin situations), as well as anticipation for 2026.

The girls dish on the best of 2025 in videogames, Marvel Snap, Digimon, and books.

On this week's episode, we cast our reboot of the failed Queer Eye and pitch why Netflick needs to run us one to three billion dollars for our genius. Food, style, hair, design, culture; we've got it all henny! 

Oh mama, Halloween? It's aboot to get Fierce. The Jock Trap crew and Clasher Mans have decided that this year? It's all about the Barbarian. Get your nasty nipples on those bottles and tell mama you want that milk, honey! Get on down to New York City November 8th-23rd to take part in the Ultimate Barbarian Cosplay Contest with Clasher Mans! Just don't get Jock Trapped in your Hair B&B dungeon,...

Bex opens the episode with a mental saw trap involving Franklin Grande and Pilgrim Harry. Frey Ruveals how much and how often he wants that Corn Sweat. Bri gives 'em the ole Saw trap clapback with an evil guessing game to determine which mediocre horror films he's been watching.

Frey brings the hot topics, including ugly authors and A.I. art Patreon grifts. Bri discusses Pop Mart as an opiate and gags everyone with a yassified retelling of the Odyssey. Bex is balding and has his shoes on the carpet. We all review the recent batch of horrible movie trailers.

This week we take a trip through television she/herstory as we reflect on the disturbing, traumatizing, and sickening (both meanings) programming block: Adult Swim. 

The trap is a little smaller this week while the Trappers prepare for a queen-sized episode to come! In this episode, we bravely and boldly come out AGAINST doordash drivers, doordash customers, and tipping. Period! 

Y'all remember Pedobear?! We discuss the possible Gen Z Homestuck renaissance, D.A.R.E., furry edutainment performers warning against sexual assault, and revisiting PC games of our childhoodseses.

We toot or boot Cabaret starring Lies of Man Ellie. Bri GOES OFF on PC Gamers. And but now we said it: playing Xbox is dysphoric (except Viva Piñata). We just say "No!" to a budding Skylander addiction. And of COURSE...Labubu hunting...

We kick things off with a reading check, fondly reminisce about the 2020 lockdown, and deadass talk about David Lynch and Twin Peaks so you all better download this one.

We interrogate belly button beauty standards, break the news of Harper Lee's whiteness, make a call to arms against the tow truck industrial complex, and briefly review Torrey Peters' Stag Dance (well, one of us does.)

We discuss, answer, and bemoan questions people may or may not be deadass in asking over on r/Writing. Does it matter if a book is "good"? Will anyone notice if you copy Brandy Sandy's Son and change the proper nouns? Race?!

We discuss, answer, and bemoan questions people may or may not be deadass in asking over on r/Writing. Does it matter if a book is "good"? Will anyone notice if you copy Brandy Sandy's Son and change the proper nouns? Race?!

All about dating apps, Chobits, day care, and motorcycle dads.

The Trappers' friendships begin to strain as their sick and twisted edition of the newlyweds' game continues.

Will a bout of the newlyweds game spell divorce for the podcast?

We take a quiz to see who knows the most about classique werks of literature and the writers thereof. We learn the shocking truth about the pronunciation of the name "Fyodor." We didn't already done had enough of ourses, so Frey administers a sickening quiz all about RuPaul's Drag Race. Clock THAT tea. Bex learns that Furbies aren't feline in appearance. A Ru-girl died and Bri just heard...

We do NOT fall for all-over-body deodorant! We GO IN on Throb Zombie and drag kings everywhere! Bex SLAMS recent horror film Annabelle (2024)! Frey STANDS UP for the inclusion of minors in the yaoi otaku box! We CLAP BACK at therapists! Bex THROWS SHADE at the critics of Hilarious Baldwin! Bri and Frey CALL OUT broke writers!

We resume our discussion from last episode by noting how Paul G. Tremblay's The Cabin at the End of the World differs from its film adaptation. We also discuss the Southern Reach trilogy, problematique age gaps, our relationships with Scooby-Doo, and erotic My Hero Academia fanart.

We discuss the 2023 film Knock at the cabin, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Is it a messy attempt at pro-gay sentiment or a stunningly blatant homophobic screed?

[Intro: Dido] My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can’t see at all And even if I could it’d all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad [Chorus: Dido] My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can’t see at all And even i...

In which we discuss Webtoon, the MCU, and a specific Eminem stan account.

Bex recounts a formative TikTok fiasco and we lament a future in which everybody's queer and nobody's gay.