It's Embert

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Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Season 4, Episode 60 – “I’m Not an Employee, I’m Just Old and Angry” Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa H...

In this flame-grilled episode, Embert loses his last nerve over the gentrification of the backyard cookout. Tofu, zucchini, beet juice, and Bluetooth grills? Not on his watch. Inside the fire: A passionate plea for real meat and real propane Grandson’s leafy blunder Why the phrase “vegan brisket” makes Embert physically ill The emotional power of Aunt Marlene’s potato salad And a warning for anyon...

Embert takes on the scourge of modern retail: the self-checkout lane. In a rant filled with beeping, bagging, and borderline nervous breakdowns, he lays bare the absurdity of stores turning customers into unpaid interns. Highlights include: The disappearance of Brenda, Queen of Aisle 6 A war with the bagging area robot Grandson’s misguided faith in “efficiency” An angry debate over sweet potatoes...

Embert’s had enough of “modern” church. In this reverently ranty episode, he lays into lattes in the sanctuary, praise bands with stage names, and sermons that sound like TED Talks. Topics include: Church services that look like Coachella Grandson’s living room church “experience” The loss of silence, suits, and solemnity And why Embert still believes in hymnals, hard benches, and a good potluck I...

In this milestone episode, Embert hits turbulence with the growing zoo of emotional support animals and objects. From ferrets in first class to peacocks in courtrooms, he questions whether we’ve confused “coping” with “chaos.” Includes: A ferret with more rights than your suitcase Grandson’s defense of kombucha-based therapy Support humans (yes, really) A demand for fewer laminated vests and more...

In this fiery and funny episode, Embert uncorks a hot thermos of rage over the absurdity of cancel culture. What used to be a private grudge is now a digital witch hunt. And if you think it’s about justice, Embert’s got a boiled peanut and a belt loop with your name on it. Highlights include: Ancient tweets and modern drama Grandson’s unpaid debts and warped logic A world where only golden retriev...

Embert’s back in black—suit, tie, and outrage—after witnessing the most unholy sight of all: a woman filming herself at a funeral . In this dark but hilarious episode, he breaks down how we’ve lost all sense of decorum, especially when it comes to saying goodbye. Includes: TikTok eulogies and sparkle filters Grandson’s latte-fueled grief post Funeral homes with hashtags A man who listened to a mur...

In this revved-up episode, Embert’s grumbling about smart cars, sassy GPS voices, and grown adults who let a robot park their car for them. Back in his day, the only thing the car said was “vroom”—and it meant it. Topics include: The death of glove box maps Grandson’s misguided faith in “smart mobility” Self-driving as “assisted loafing” Emotional support dashboards And why your car should shut up...

In this heavily starched episode, Embert rants about the decline of personal appearance—from mesh pants and taco glasses to green mohawks and designer pajamas. What happened to ironing a shirt and looking respectable? He covers: The guy in mesh pants and a top hat Pajamas in public His grandson’s misguided ideas about “freedom” Barber disasters and facial metal detectors And a plea to bring back d...

In this thunderous throwback episode, Embert unpacks everything wrong with modern nightlife—from standing-room-only dance caves to cocktails with more herbs than a garden center. He longs for the days when you went out, danced with a stranger, and maybe remembered their name the next day. This episode includes: DJ Migraine and his assault on Embert’s spine A crisis over no chairs Grandson's fa...

In this high-velocity episode, Embert unleashes a righteous rant against the rise of adults on scooters. What used to be a toy for kids is now a full-blown urban menace—and Embert’s not having it. In this episode: Embert almost loses a hip to “Skyler on a Segway” Grandson tries (and fails) to defend scooter culture QR code chaos, sidewalk slalom, and smug riders And the quote of the day: “You wann...

In this episode, Embert unleashes his fury on the modern restroom revolution. Gone are the days of simple stalls and cranky hand dryers—now it’s a full-blown laser-guided obstacle course of confusion. Expect rants about: Motion sensor meltdowns The toilet that flushed before Embert sat down Mirrors that advertise oat milk The scandal of air dryers And one too many conversations about “inclusive de...

In this special Father’s Day episode, Embert slaps on his black socks and sandals and storms headfirst into the downfall of modern fatherhood. From backyard grill legends to dads who fixed everything with duct tape and pure rage, this one's a tribute to real men who didn’t need therapy to show they cared—they just handed you tools and taught you how to use ‘em. Highlights include: The power of...