I Woke Up For This

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today! We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as...

The hilarious Sean Patton joins us in studio today! He wakes up with us to discuss Nu Country - a great new genre of music, being scared during movies, being scared in the ocean, Jackass movies, the different types of "philes", a new super villain named Sinephile (who is unfortunately named, but in it too far), building tree forts, how to act at comedy shows as fans, and oh so much more!...

Josh Dullea - friend, comic, and all around coolest pal joins the show again! We talk about aging in Hulk Hogan Years, swinging outtie belly buttons around in a circle, being hired as entertainment for the Correspondence Dinner, talk about Kane and the Undertaker, Alec Baldwin and The Crow differences, getting tattoos of Kyle Rittenhouse in 2026, ways to shave your soul patch, if Hitler ever had a...

Jessica Michelle Singleton rolls out of bed with a full unlidded coffee mug ready to start the day with the boys. Real fun one as they discuss having wet hair in the morning, nurses drinking in the morning, hypnotism for real problems in front of crowds, having mannequins around the house, Taylor Swift giving her pick to Blaise, pockets specifically designed for sandwiches, apologizing for having...

Blake Loomis takes time out his busy schedule of being a troop and joins the show! We get right into it talking about Justin Timberlake movies, Sabrina Carpenter's new meme face because of the lady howling from the crowd, groomsmen getting subbed out for others because of shenanigans, how dinosaur eggs get fertilized, special talents of knowing what silver wear is falling to the ground by soun...

Our favorite rapper, JANTZONIA, joins the pod for another wild one with the boyz! And Michael Cavo,from the band Broken Broadway Dreams, also hops in for some good ole talk! We meet em at the Cracker Factory, because our studio went down today. We speak about different types of crackers, what Hall and Oates meant in "Method Of Love", what different things you eat make different things sm...

Greg Hobbs joins in studio today to goof around with up, and Adam Cayton Holland calls in for a rad talk about his new movie and so many other things! We talk John Arbuckle's large girlfriend, large Vikings, sideway running down staircases. We also talk about getting your daily dose of "Hademall", April O'neil and her weird relationship with TMNT, we go over some abbrevs, some great TV Dinner talk...

Good pal and fellow comic, Nathan Roe, takes a break from engineering to join the show this morning! We get right into it with gas leaks at yoga, eating leopards and shark fins, Siegfried and Freud along with Siegfried and Roy, selling vacuums, eating bleu cheese wheels, look at Pacific Geoducks, talk Oscars and Golden Globes - and villians along with them, being scared of outer space and the ocea...

Strong Woman, Friend and Fellow Comic - Bethany Abeln joins the show again! We talk getting two timed, Steel Reserves in the car, we rhyme with larceny, get some "Twices" in, getting spoofed, Differences between "Whoomp There It Is" and "Whoot There It Is", come up with a new game "What's Beth Thinking", have a strong discussion whether you'd be blin...

Whelp, it's the 100th Episode of Marquay and Blaise waking up for this podcast. We recorded a special wild episode on Sunday with some of the regulars on our show... and believe it or not, lost all the audio. The most frustrating thing that's happened in sometime. We'll have a special one coming up again soon to celebrate us. Until then, have fun listening to this episode with the boys...

Because of a little demand, our good ole buddy ole pal, Lauren Spillers joins the show for a super rad time! We talk about lying, grape juice for household remedies, cats using the toilet, leprechauns, guncle vs funcle fights, cottage cheese being great, Costco holdups, Sports Bar Gyros, watching ladies fight outside the bar while eating bar food, big Frida, calling dating "engagement farming...

Duster stays up all night to hang with the Woke Mob! The ole boys talk about microphones being bigger for being micro, sacks from s stores, dreams about Eli Manning, our due diligence of talking about Punch the Monkey, stuffing monkey moms, selling a car with no shoes on, obligatory USA Hockey Gold Medal, going fishing in the dark with your buds, sour patch kid connundrums, bending over chairs - a...

Good pal and comic, Josh Dullea joins us again! We talk Black History Month, making a dictionary of numerals, being fired from fast food restaurants, women in pyramids with the largest on top, opening up portals after falling from pyramids, only getting syphilis with prime numbers of people, doing dogpiles and oh so much more! Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Another fun week where Bethany Abeln wakes up in time to join the Woke Mob! This week covers great topics such as getting jinxed, spontaneous human combustion, Superman going into the wrong occupation (well Clark Kent), "if you break up a meatloaf does that make a chili?", "Is taco meat pretty much just chili?", "what makes a chili?". Overall, a lot of chili talk. But...

Blake Loomis joins the ole show today.

Brandon Thompson, local boy who's throws "The Smash Ball" joins the show! They discuss wearing Zubas with dress shirts, stealing candy from another party at a slide park, a friend who dates a blind girl, how anyone can beat up Hulk Hogan now because he's dead, pillow fights, naming Marquay's kitchen island, Brandon admits he doesn't know Blaise or the show but he asked to...

Blaisey and Marquay rise out of bed to bring you the hottest thing that happens Tuesday mornings. They discuss being Pro Bono - As in pro the U2 lead singer, bringing humor instead of food to a potluck, self diagnosing Firbomyalgia, famous bio-exorcist Betelgeuse, dating people with names too close to yours, a couple fun stories that come from the ole tummies and end up somewhere else, Aftershock...

Our good pal and favorite bassist from the Cropdusters, Duster, is back! We talk RL Stine (how weird he looks and how he's in real life), a new game with bears, Marquay being part of Bob's Burger's Universe, smooching on air, being good at snot rockets, Ghost bands, Funyun cuts, beating up people who go to meet other people, we get a silver alert on a man who has a TBI and went missing...

Josh Dullea, ole buddy ole pal and comic joins the show again! We get right into it talking about goth chicks at Hot Topic, how much it would be to buy your way into heaven, if shaken baby syndrome is real, getting pigeonholed by girl types, we rhyme with agger, tell Marquay about McCauley Culkin and Michael Jackson, come up with a great SNL ski - Michael Che Fox, learn about Quay's friend - "Neck...

Blaise and Quay end out the year strong by waking up and giving the Woke Mob what they want! We cover all the hot topics like grape juice, our neighboring state Walzing to the fraud store, good ole fashioned Radio Shack, the lack of hoisting people up and singing "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" in current days, wrecking vehicles under the influence, German Army Fashion, winning Quaffi...

Rachel Kennedy! Our good pal from ole Minneapolis is back in town and joins the show! We talk being loud in parks, Reese Witherspoon, police cheese, Polife Cheese, damsels in distress, being tied to train tracks Blaise getting locked on his patio during a blizzard, college parties, and It's Christmas Eve so you're not gonna read any more of this. But truly it's a real fun one! Have a M...

Blaise and Quay crawl out of their beds, that they definitely don't share together to bring ya the goods! This week contains good ole talk of driving with frosted windows, wrecking your cars, calling people of short statures the wrong words, 90's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Blaise's speech impediment, Josh Duhamel, sitting between two people named "Ferg", locker room...

Reg Thomas take a break from NYC to experience the cold in Fargo and hang out with the boys after a stellar weekend of shows. We talk about wild times that Reg had sprung upon him during a Friendsgiving, a good ole play time, being cold in Fargo, Achilles heals tears, where to hide people after a crime, throwing bikes in rivers, Blaise hitting over a fallen soldier table during a corporate, dating...

Parker Boone takes the morning off of flooring (kinda rhymes) too hang with the Woke Mob. We talk Daisy Fuentes being Nick's mom, smoking cigs, hip to taint ratios, the size of the largest outie belly buttons, the depth of the deepest innie belly buttons, Olivia Clack having a record of putting a 1923 Ford Flivver in her belly button, having dreams of being on the run, trying to say that you under...

Joel de Blonk, another local radio legend, decides the afternoons aren't for him and comes in to join us in the morning! We start it off hot with great talk about V05 shampoo, needing different flavors of toothpaste, if humans are able to use dog toothpaste, blaming things on dogs, some stupendous mayonnaise talk, Joel's van life, Southern weirdos, hand kissing your buds, having no game, kids not...