I Hate it Here

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — this week we’re zig-zagging through topics like we’ve got no brakes and even less patience. Marissa and Erika bounce from the from a DJ priest throwing rave energy in the most unexpected places to the Karol G Coachella controversy — and yes, the backlash is very much earned. They also absolutely drag a man requesting a woman who can have “esoteric conversation...

If you thought the internet couldn’t get worse… it did. If you thought people made good financial decisions… they don’t. And if you thought work retreats were harmless… think again. Also… we learned what “vabbing” is, and honestly? We were happier before. Hotmess Express 🚂💨 now boarding. I Hate It Here is a comedy podcast and live show about corporate chaos and life's absurdities.

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — currently derailed by allergies, bad decisions, and pure audacity. Marissa is fighting for her life against Houston pollen with a voice hanging on by a thread, while Erika grabs the mic and refuses to let a single thought go unspoken. This week, the ladies dig into Alpine divorce phenomenon , drag a very confident 2 wishing his wife was a 7+ (sir… let’s circle...

All aboard the Extended Rant Hotmess Express 🚂💨 where the takes are loud and the patience is nonexistent. Marissa is back in the conductor’s seat, and Erika is still fully committed to her rant era. No cooldown in sight. This week, the ladies go off on the government somehow still fumbling TSA paychecks (love that for no one), unpack a man’s unhinged verbal meltdown at his son’s manager (sir… th...

All aboard the rant-centric Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — this one came in hot and never cooled off. With Marissa out, Erika is joined by Dimitri as co-host, and let’s just say… they were absolutely on one. The rants take over immediately: Dimitri recounts closing his wife’s shop solo in the Vegas heat, nearly squaring up with a 70-year-old man (hydration was low, patience was lower), while Erika fires o...

All aboard the petty-revenge-supporting Hotmess Express 🚂💨! Erika and Marissa are back after a two-week hiatus and while their micro worlds are thriving, the macro world still has them hanging on by a thread and a questionable amount of caffeine. This week the ladies spiral over a woman who decided the secret ingredient in her bread business should be… her own yeast. Yes. That sentence hurt to s...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — currently coasting through whatever cursed timeline this is. This week, Erika and Marissa are officially over everything. From the slow collapse of democracy to the financial chokehold of homeownership, the ladies spiral over the audacity of existing in 2026 and paying for the privilege. They also unpack this week’s most disturbing ick, featuring a hotel coffe...

All aboard the overstimulated Hotmess Express 🚂💨! Marissa and Erika return fully in fuego and dangerously close to their breaking points. Erika is one inconvenience away from a full Falling Down moment, and Marissa is emotionally preparing for her vigilante era. No capes yet, but give it time. This week, the ladies spiral over the current state of the USA, drag nepotism back into the light where...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — currently running on fumes, vibes, and one very frayed thread. Marissa and Erika return in true form, immediately spiraling over USA baby-goating politics (because somehow that’s where we are now) and the unholy audacity of a woman dragging a friend on social media after scamming her. Bold. Incorrect. Loud. Things only get messier with this week’s workplace ho...

All aboard the slightly plagued Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, the flu body-slammed Marissa, leaving Erika to hold down the fort with the help of guest co-host Gen, who bravely stepped in to keep the train from fully launching off the rails. The chaos kicks off with Erika spiraling over her deeply underwhelming “Too Good To Go” bag after TikTok convinced her she was about to score gourmet treasu...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! With Erika officially off the cold meds, she and Marissa shock everyone by running a surprisingly efficient show. Growth? Maybe. The ladies kick things off by griping about — and lightly praying over — the 2026 Texas winter storm, because the state simply cannot handle another plot twist. From there, they weigh in on Candy Spelling’s AI magazine photo (because…...

All aboard the Hotmess Express as we barrel straight into 2026 🚂💨! Despite the rumors of an “indefinite hiatus,” Marissa and Erika have officially returned — barely alive, slightly unwell, but committed to the mess. Erika shows up sick, hopped up on cold meds, and doing her absolute best… which somehow makes things even funnier. The ladies power through the second-ever installment of The Dildo o...

All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party. They also deliver an update on last week’s entitled cowork...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! Marissa and Erika are finally back from their hiatus and returned with the energy of two women ready to square up with the entire world. And honestly? Mood. To celebrate one full year on YouTube (okay fine… 11 months because November didn’t count), the universe blessed them with a brand-new co-host. Enter Claudia — the only voice of reason in a room full of unh...

ll aboard another unhinged ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika are joined by Flug, and things go off the rails fast (as per usual). The trio dives into the latest TikTok trend — the Bird Test — debates whether eating food off the floor on a date is a red flag or just “five-second rule” energy, and spiral over people putting up Christmas decor before Halloween’s even cloc...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — and yes, we’re still running on bad decisions and lots of caffeine. This week, Erika and Marissa finally attempt to end their feud with Chappy (key word: attempt. With these two you never know if just seeing a can of baked beans will have them reigniting the feud again). However, soon after calling a truce with Chappy the HotMess Express derails fast when they...

Grab your snacks and questionable life choices — it’s time for another ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika spiral over a TikToker who swears he’s 17 (sir… you’re 36), rant about the outrageous cost of kids’ extracurriculars (why does it cost more than rent?), and go head-to-head with our beloved occasional co-host Chappy in a very heated British vs. Mexican cuisine debat...

All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw moment at work, and—our personal favorite—the sheer aud...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — where chaos is the conductor and composure missed the train entirely. This week, Marissa and Erika completely lose it over a viral @pewpewpew TikTok that has them questioning their life choices (again). When Marissa gets called away for a family emergency, Cauli—aka our Agent of Chaos—slides into the co-host seat like he’s been waiting for this moment his whol...

🚂💨 The Hotmess Express makes zero scheduled stops and absolutely no sense this week. Erika and Marissa spiral (again) over yet another failed rapture — like, God, are you ghosting us? 👀 They also lose it over one of the most unhinged TV ads to ever exist. Then Flug rolls through with the tea on musician D4vd (yes, spelled like your WiFi password), plus the crew breaks down the top 5 trending so...

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 This week, Erika and Marissa are joined by chaos connoisseur and friend of the show, Gen. Together they spiral over the passive-aggressive stunts husbands pull on their wives (yes, including packing literal DOG FOOD for lunch 🐶🥪). Plus, they dive into the unhinged depths of the diabolical documentary Unknown Number. Buckle up—it’s petty, it’s messy, and it’s e...

All Aboard 🚂 💨Next stop: chaos station 🚨 Marissa and Erika are back on the Hot Mess Express, unpacking why sick people REFUSE to cancel their Disney trips (because apparently giving Mickey norovirius is a rite of passage 🙃). The ladies also decode the awkward little “flirting signals” men and women throw out—spoiler: they’re mostly cringe. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, Hele...

All aboard the non biohazard HotMess Express🚂💨 This week Erika and Marissa talk about the ultimate Girl Boss! They are also joined by Flug for another segment of Go Flug Yourself where they discuss the ultimate mortifying story, rate this months trending songs and discover new zillenial slang A live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in...

All aboard the Hotmess Express as the ladies take you down their first ever crossover show. Erika and Marissa are joined by Gen, Dorene and REP the host of 3 the Hardway podcast. What can go wrong with 5 very opinionated personalities? Well tune in to watch as they talk a lot about butts, what kind of drunk they are, AITA and add another OF creator to the portfolio. A live podcast that provides a...

All aboard the Hotmess Express🚂💨 This episode Erika and Marissa debut the ick, eek and eew, segment. They also talk about being laid off, the heartbreaking cancellation of Tiny Chef and an egg donor story gone wrong. I Hate It Here is live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are l...