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Unwrap this bonus holiday episode with Horrorble Opinions as we travel to the happiest place on earth and review There’s Something In The Barn (2023), directed by Magnus Marten. Boy and old elf are in love. Torglue! Who was Cookie’s first love? Why don’t we refer to snow as sea powder? When are we getting the Breaking Bad sequel made with snow? What relative do gremlins and barn elves share? Has i...

Crack them piggy toes and imagine the massage possibilities with Horrorble Opinions as we review No One Will Save You (2023), directed by Brian Duffield. Two little toe piggies really liked this movie, one little toe piggy has doubts. Who can truly explain the laws of the package? When did little man start not liking bathes? How many towns should be destroyed so one person can feel better? Where h...

Red Raven River Part 03: Goodbye Deposit. Bear, loud noises, and unnatural sun block in this episode as Horrorble Opinions continues our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. Where is the best place to be when the river runs dry? Who does or does not do dirt? What should you do when speaking to a bear? When did the French stop making a fine wine? Why swim when you can run...

On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Talk To Me (2023), directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. Hand to god we did not kill a witch-king to miss out on the latest and dangerous trend of the youths! What are the rules for using an embalmed medium’s hand frozen in carbonite? When did Cookie first smell love in the air? How many times can Kenny tastefully say “hand job”? Where do Predato...

Red Raven River Part 02: Floating. Put on your sunscreen and float down the river with Horrorble Opinions as we continue our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. Who will show themselves to be a professional canoe handler? What are the odds you get your deposit back if you lose the oars? Where is the best location to find mushrooms? When is it ok to float through thorns?...

On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Black Friday (2021), directed by Casey Tebo.  Kickin’ in the front seat.  Sittin’ in the back seat.  Gotta make our minds up.  Which seat can we take?  What are the qualities that make a good employee?  Is it illegal to drink on the job?  Why is it so difficult to talk about some movies?  And why come they won’t let Ryan drive the forklift?  Join us...

Hey Horrorble People, come join your favorite Horrorble hosts as we ruin Thanksgiving with a movie that has some alternative ideas for what we should all have for dinner. That's right, we are watching Ravenous! Who would our hosts pick to eat? Will Kenny name everything that everyone in this movie has been in? Is Freebirds the best Thanksgiving movie of all time? Can we peer pressure Daniel in...

Come one, come all my Deadite children! On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Evil Dead Rise (2023), directed by Lee Cronin. Reading from the Necronomicon always puts a smile on our face. Who can really afford to be a groupie in this economy? What does Kenny consider a good sister movie? Where are the head bone, talking bone, and wiggly meat located? When is a movie really Aliens and Pr...

Red Raven River Part 01: Akula’s Family Rafting Company. Welcome Horrorble People! The Horrorble Opinions Podcast presents the first episode of Red Raven River, an actual play one-shot based on some of the movies we have reviewed. Join Kenny, Daniel, Ryan and special guest coconut Kim as we get our roleplay on. Who will be the first to go creepy? What happens when a player volunteers to have their...

Welcome to season 2 of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast! We are starting off hot with the FNAF movie which according to Ryan should just be the Lawyer Doug movie. Will your old hosts be able to keep up with the interests of those hip young kids who this film is made for? Can your hosts count to 5? Will Daniel and Kenny ever remember to do big research before they record? Probably not! Go take a seat...

Horrorble Opinions reviews Exorcist: Believer (2023), directed by David Gordon Green in this bonus additional surprise episode for the beginning of season two! Oh man, we are kicking things off with a promising family drama that gets ruined by bird boxing. When did demons stop acting hard to get? How many different violated rules for exorcisms can you name? Why is a hot dog not just a hot dog? Who...

Welcome Horrorble People to the Horrorble Opinions Podcast! Our first year is out and in your listening holes! Surprise! In this episode, we review our first season and ask each other questions that range from the mundane (mid) to revealing (fire). Challenge us! Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on Soundcloud Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email HorrorbleQuestions@gmail.com Instagram h...

Happy Halloween!  Join us as we navigate through the fantastic anthology Trick R Treat (2007).  Four short stories make up this movie and yet seven of them involve a vampire in an alley.  How does that work?  Is this the Velma/Thelma origin story we deserve?  Would John Carpenter make a good next door neighbor?  Find out the answers to these questions and more on the season finale of Horrorble Opi...

At what point should a bad opinion be illegal?  Which of our hosts is a waste of time and magic wax?  Does Ryan actually like Skycycle or is he pretending?  Join us as we talk about Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998) and thanks to someone watching the wrong movie we also talk about its “sequel” as well.  RIP Podcast Host Ryan 2022-2023. Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on So...

What’s up long distance cuz? Put your dna bits into a database and take the ticket to Europe as you fly first class with Horrorble Opinions and review The Invitation (2022), directed by Jessica M. Thompson. It’s a tale as old as time: girl goes to Europe, meets a monster, and your hosts just want to talk about toes. Is that earing symbolic of something? How many conflicting theories do we have abo...

In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we spend roughly 77 minutes interacting with the masterpiece known as Zombeavers(2014). BEAVER PUNS! BEAVER PUNS! BEAVER PUNS! DANIEL IS A FURRY! BEAVER PUNS! VANILLA FLAVORING! JOHN MAYER! I FEEL LIKE A POWER RANGER! Thank you, that is all. Come cozy up in our beaver lodge and have a fun time with us! Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carniva...

In this humid and gumbo filled episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss the movie Frankenfish (2004). There’s nothing in those waters that don’t belong there and we all agree, so let’s sink two perfectly good boats and forget the ancient art of jumping to safety. What is proper noodling safety and when is it ok for fish to begin noodling humans? Are we asking too much of a biologist and medical ex...

Today Horrorble Opinions reviews The Shallows (2016). Like a car driving into your dining room, this movie…is about a shark, a woman, a crab, and a seagull named Steven. Two out of three hosts fall in love with drunk beach thief. One out of three hosts were cooking when a car crashed into their home. How many mispronunciations and incomprehensible mumblings can three people produce? What happens w...

Welcome to the first all together Horrorble Opinions episode where we discuss The Outwaters (2022)! Caution! If you like this movie then turn back now! We didn't so if you don't want to hear 3 dudes not enjoy something you love then skip this one! Come to the desert with your favorite hosts as we get stuck in our own nightmare. Ryan and Daniel have the task of keep Kenny awake. Will they s...

Today Horrible Opinions is bringing you one of the most talked about horror anthologies out there, the first V/H/S. There is nothing scarier than a tape that hasn't been rewound! Come learn what it takes to be the apple of Ryan's eyes. And Daniel's too for that matter. Find out which one of your hosts is smart enought to survive a creepy hotel situation as well. We definitely have a do...

Hey there HO's, we are back again this time with House of the Devil! Come find out about Kenny's secret bathroom habits. We will discover Daniel's perfect woman? Will Ryan be in need of a person to take care of him in the next 5 years on account of his advanced age? Does he know the different kinds of eclipse and how they work? Join our heroes as they use their pizza forensics to recog...

In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we figure out how to put a grin on all of your faces with 2022's Smile! Today we ask the big questions. Is there such thing as a bad gift? Is it ever ok to walk on someone else's furniture with your shoes on? Is it still classy if you drink your boxed wine out of a plastic wine glass? Are large bags of M&M's a decent bribe? Ca...

Welcome back to The Horrorble Opinions Podcast where this week we will be giving you an insiders opinion on 2022's Men. Is this the A24 movie that finally breaks Ryan? He wants you to know that face blindness is a real disability and you shouldn't make fun of him. Will Kenny and Daniel finally get the male genetalia equality in film that they've been asking for? Will it be worth the co...

It's time we come together as a family here at the Horroble Opinions Podcast. People have been losing their heads lately and we SAW what you did. We are trying our best to still love you all despite everything you've done. Maybe today's movie Hereditary (2018) can help us figure out our problems. For the love of all that you find precious, WATCH THE MOVIE FIRST!!! Intro/Outro track Sec...

In this episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss Creep (2004). This movie has it all! Tunnels. Sewers. Trains. Dr. Chud. What if Daniel worked with the creators of It’s Always Sunny to make a horror movie? How does Ryan pronounce tourists? Why does Kenny think George Clooney is the real bad guy? Who is responsible for making sure Daniel watches the correct movie? When does Ryan ever think a movie...