Horror For The Holidays

Send us Fan Mail The Spooktacular comes to an end as Jeff and Jay grapple with yet another Halloween movie, I'm sure it only gets better from here right guys? Guys?

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff head out back to the barn to see what all that 25 year old high schooler racket is! I hope someone doesn't carve out my skull!

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay summon up the spirit of PumpkinHead for a 4th time. Can two star crossed lovers overcome a family feud and a Pumpkinhead? Spoiler: No.

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay do battle with the pumpkin man/jack-o/an old wizard? Whoever he is he looks badass and my god that shower scene.

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay dive into the new spooktacular with an hour of local news level Halloween entertainment! And they love it!

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff have a guest and somehow they all ended up on the guest list for a party. I hope we didn't somehow ruin a production of a college play 10-15 years ago.....

Send us Fan Mail Jeff rants about the MCU and the slap in the face it has been to the fans by essentially saying nothing after Endgame mattered at all!

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay didn't have any idea what they were getting into with this one folks! A killer elf! A Nazi incest cult! Grizzly Adams! This is one for the history books!

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff dive into the dream world to rank all of the Nightmare On Elm Street movies! Welcome to Primetime Bitch!!!

Send us Fan Mail Jeff lives out his adult film dreams as Atilla The Hung while Jay tries to review a movie about a killer Santa targeting a Christmas themed porn set.

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay throw out some extra slop for the hogs this week and rank the Halloween franchise!

Send us Fan Mail An alien crosses the galaxy to suck people off in Houston, it's not a joke people! Jeff and Jay were there!

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff decide which movies deserve the awards and as the only correct critics on earth this list supersedes the actual results.

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay head back to the jolly old UK to hunt some werewolves! I hope someone in our group isn't secretly a werewolf.......

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff talk about Obsession, The Backrooms, and the Scary Movie(2026). 

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay get a crash course in patriotism from their uncle......Sam! Watch as possibly the worst child actor attempts to carry a movie with two female leads so devoid of feeling they might as well have died in Kuwait too! Oh and a lot of people get killed in very entertaining ways.

Send us Fan Mail The Fat Boys reach the end of line for this summer and in a pleasant surprise the director actually remembered to make a Joy Ride Movie this time! Oh and audience, I uhhhhh, I take off your bra! 

Send us Fan Mail Hey Jay, turns out if your movie is direct to video you can call it unrated, too bad it still sucks. The fat boys are at it again folks and audience........... I take off your bra.

Send us Fan Mail The Fat Boys are back and on the road this time. Hey audience, I.....uhhh......I take off your bra.

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Jeff talk Hokum and more on this exciting edition of.......Stocking Stuffers!

Send us Fan Mail You thought there were two beasts, Brock Lesnar and Jeff Searcy! But what if I told you there was a third beast? Jeff and Jay head to the blood filled dumpster to find out what creature lurks on Walton St.!!!!!!!!!!

Send us Fan Mail Jay is dying of consumption but Jeff still forced him to make content for you! Join us for the summer of soda and a regular episode next week!  

Send us Fan Mail Hey Jay, I've got a great idea for an evil dead movie! Oh we can't get the rights? Fine I'll make it about a mummy kind of!

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Jay talk about the new movie Faces of Death and other various things of interest to only the most hardened sickos!

Send us Fan Mail Jay drags Jeff into the studio on Arbor day of all days! I guess the holidays just don't matter to some people, guess it's cold e-z cheese for me. With apologies to Godzilla 1998's family.