Horror 4H

Siblings inherit an abandoned house with a history of.......MURDER! Also witches. And demons. And ghosts. And a bunch of really REALLY bad acting and writing. It's just awful, you'll love it!

Did you really think I wasn't going to do all Puppet Masters for Sequel Summer? We're back at the hotel with a brand new group of people to cheer for the brutal murder of! But will they be murdered? And if so how? And more importantly, what crazy bs plot retcons will happen this time?! Find out on Horror4H

I mean it's sequel summer. So of course we're doing a sequel of a sequel; it just makes sense! Also Toulon's Revenge of what? Does Blade show up? What accents does Toulon have this time? Find out on Horror4H's riffing of Puppet Master 3 Toulon's Revenge! How was that? Was that good? Is this thing still recording?

Remember how there's fifteen of these Puppet Master movies? Buckle the fuck up.

An insane murderous twin? A gaslighting Priest? A gaslighting doctor boyfriend? People with no survival instincts at all? Sounds like a mad house if you ask me! I promise the jokes are better than that.

Military radioactive mutant killer fish. Definitely just a nice peaceful time, no death or anything!

Murders, indigenous burial grounds, possible ghosts, maybe pimping, perhaps some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard? Find out on the latest Horror4H. Please?

If you could create life from nothing, what would you do? Make a bunch of puppets with knives for hands and drills for heads? Then wtf is wrong with you? Also you'll love this movie!

A band goes into the mountains...er hills...er a factor... or a giant open field... a band goes somewhere and there's violent hill people...mountain people... factory people... and some people hurt them. There's also like no bloody tracks anywhere. Go figure.

Oh good, the year is almost over, definitely won't be any sort of evil spree killing to close out the year....aw damnit!

Three words. Mutant. Killer. Cockroaches.

We all know what happens when you unleash a djinn. So that. That happens. And it's bad. Oh so very bad.

What do a skateboarding woman, a puzzle, and a chainsaw have in common? Somehow more than nothing, listen to find out how.

What happens when you have a group of scientists kidnapping people for evil science experiments? Honestly, I couldn't tell ya.

If you thought Sleepaway Camp was the last time you were gonna see Angela murdering people then you probably just didn't know there were sequels.

What happens when two cousins get sent to a sleepaway camp? Usually not much but when there's a crazy aunt, past trauma, and also way too many adults that should never be allowed to be in charge of anything, a lot!

A graduation dance 30 something years to the day after a previous graduation dance where people got murdered? Probably nothing will happen. It'll be fine! ....probably....

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Ian McShane was in a bad 80s slasher horror movie? Wonder no longer.

A series of murders involving consumption of blood plagued Montgomery, Alabama in 1944-1945, but someone was brought to "justice" for those crimes. So why did they begin again in 2019 in the nearby suburb of Venice? Is it all related or is it just a strange occurrence?

A remake/sequel to Sorority House Massacre 3 where a bunch of girls who aren't in a sorority participate in a massacre that isn't in a sorority house! If that doesn't make sense, well good news, the rest of the movie won't either!

A man falls out of the sky in Texas in 1999, seemingly out of nowhere. An armed robbery happens in 2022 in Colorado, all perpetrators but one end up dead. US military secret experiments. Connect the dots with Strange Occurrences.

If I read you the description of the movie and you listened to the riff, you'd be confused. Which is exactly how it should be! Brainwashing pods, autodefenestration, and a towel as a murder weapon, what more could you ask for?

A scavenger hunt at a college on the anniversary of a murder? I'm sure everything will go just fine! No way anyone could possibly get murdered AGAIN..... right? ......RIGHT?!

A group of college kids stays over during Christmas break to help prepare an entire dorm to be condemned. What could possibly go wrong?

A pair of unblinking eyes, growing ever closer as time progresses, robbing you of your sleep and sanity and eventually, your life.