Hensley's Hangout

With the playoffs looming, Pat and Kyle had to get on the horn and chop it up about the pivot to the post-season. Of course, the Ravens are disappointing us. We call up ownership from team Erdman and Heflin to discuss their playoff chances and Christmas plans and team Boakland about his big plans for the #1 overall pick next season. Closing Track: Glorilla x Charlie Brown Christmas mash-up (Pat's...

After a month-long break, Kyle and Pat are no longer technically despairing about the Ravens but aren't feeling optimistic. We call in Mundis leadership to dig into their artistic practice while on the road and discuss the team's first convincing playoff berth in the league's storied five year history. We also discuss the league playoff picture with three weeks remaining in the regular season and...

Kyle and Pat continue to despair about the state of the Ravens, with Kyle looking to the post-bye-week schedule with some optimism. We didn't line up a call-in guest this week, so we get right to business with a recap of an interesting week 5 (including the many injuries wrecking several rosters) and project winners for week 6. Pat eventually admits that he is a grown man who does not own a tarp t...

Kyle and Pat continue to despair about the state of the Ravens, but they're coming to accept that all hope is lost. We call in Heflin leadership to discuss the state of their beloved Bears, their stellar roster, trade deadline strategies, and some interesting hijinx that upper management is getting into in downtown Glen Rock. As always, we eventually recap the week's fantasy performances and proje...

Kyle and Pat despair about the state of the Ravens ahead of a week 5 matchup with the Texans (which they will be attending); at least the technical difficulties are situated in Hensley's studios. We call in Mundis management to discuss their mixed start to the season and plans to get back on track while at a team retreat in the mountains. Eventually, we discuss some surprises at the top of the fan...

We begin by reflecting on Kyle's recent trip to Mexico and pit beef's place in the American regional BBQ hierarchy before encountering some technical difficulties. Once we're back up and running, we call in Tyler to discuss the Erdmans' hot start and reflect on some 2007 shenanigans. We discuss each team's fortunes through week 3 and project winners for the following week. Closing Track: Jim Jones...

In the second part of the episode, Kyle & Pat discuss each team's fantasy prospects in 2025 and predict winners for week 2. Closing Track: Max B - "Side Kick" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the first of two parts, Kyle & Pat get reacquainted with the studio and talk through the myriad trades that led up to the 2025 draft and fantasy football season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Kyle and Pat are joined by Tyler from the Erdman's Cellmate front office for a look forward into 2025. Who do we think has a chance at winning next season, who will be picking first in 2026, and most importantly: was Coach War's clipboard already broken when he struck our quarterback? Closing Track: Fabolous - "Youngin'" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The podcast took a break for the 2024 season, but Kyle & Pat got together during the holiday break to reflect on the season, this year's rookie draft, and every team's performance in 2024 and needs looking toward 2025. This episode features a call-in with Paul of Team Mundis to discuss the team's extremely efficient draft and late-season Cinderella story. Closing Track: Mike Jones feat. Hurric...

After a 5 week break, Kyle and Pat are back to give every team a performance review through week 6 of the fantasy season. We weighed team injuries, actual performance, and possible performance to determine who's getting promoted, who's getting passed over this time, and who's not even getting a bonus this year. Clearly we aren't biased. We also took a look at some interesting trades in the league...

On part 2 of our season 2 opener, we break down the action from week 1, extrapolating a 1-week sample size onto the entire season for each team along the way. We close out by predicting winners from each division, picking losers who won't make the playoffs, and ultimately pick our winner for the season. One more thing: due to Kyle's new grad school workload, episodes will probably be closer to mon...

Kyle and Pat are back for season 2, and since we haven't recorded in four months we have quite a bit to cover. On this half of the episode we discuss the outcome of the 2023 rookie draft and the myriad small-potatoes trades that went down during this off-season. Pardon the technical difficulties toward the beginning of the episode - the gear has been gathering dust all summer and we had to work ou...

Is this Episode 21 of Season 1? Or Episode 1 of Season 2? The NFL draft came and went so it's really feeling like the 2023 season has started even if the league's lineups still look the same. This week, Kyle & Pat recap the fantasy-relevant players in the 2023 NFL draft, the implications for all of the teams in the league, and we predict the first round of the league's rookie draft (coming up...

We're joined remotely by the PST contingent for this episode, Tyler of Erdman's Cellmate and Sean of the Fighting Dennises. This week, we chat through all the action from the first couple days of free agency, what to expect from our league's March Madness pool, and the mindset behind the Dennises massive team rebuild, the first in Cashman's Heroes history. Closing Track: Lil B - "Fuck KD (Kevin Du...

After catching quite a bit of heat during last episode's 2022 trade review, Paul of Mundis's Last Rep drove straight to Towson to set the record straight and contest his 1.7 trade GPA. In this special edition of Hensley's Hangout, Kyle sits down with Paul to talk about where things went wrong for the Mundis's, the though processes behind his head-scratching trades, and which of the show's hosts is...

On our first offseason episode, we're joined by Brendan of the Heflins (who have missed the playoffs two years in a row). We painstakingly break down all 16 of the trades that wend down during the 2022 season, ultimately grading each trade and calculating each owner's GPA at the end of the season. Who got closest to a 4.0, hopefully preparing their team for a big 2023? And who may have tanked thei...

Kyle & Pat close down season 2 of Cashman's Heroes, reviewing the fantasy season finale and looking ahead to the actual NFL playoffs this weekend. We also discuss New Year's Resolutions for each team as free agency re-opens. Our new champion, Brennan of Team Boakland, was supposed to call in but he cancelled at the last minute. Closing Track: Travis Scott & Young Thug - "Pick Up the Phone"...

On Part 2 of this episode, we call in Hunter from Team Prudence while he's driving from New Freedom to Sarasota thanks to Southwest Airlines to get his side of the story (and all the gory details he forgot) of the whole Christmas Eve debacle. Question for the audience: is it really ruining Christmas if your family isn't ashamed of you? Give us a call to let us know where you stand. Kyle had to put...

This week, Kyle and Pat catch up during that weird time between Christmas and New Years. Pat had an eventful Christmas Eve down at M&T Bank Stadium with Hunter from Team Prudence... we'll get into that in part 2. We spend a little too much time breaking down a chaotic week in the real NFL with wide-ranging implications for fantasy football in the league, from the Jets QB "controversy" to front...

Kyle & Pat review a couple head-scratching real life NFL finishes from week 15 before getting into our first holiday special segment: which Christmas song best describes each remaining playoff team? They we break down the week's fantasy playoff matchups in depth, call in with Tyler from Team Erdman, and pick winners for the fantasy semi-finals. Closing Track: Ying Yang Twins - "Deck Da Club" H...

On part 2 of this episode, we dig into the mind behind two-time playoff team Dan Erdman's Cellmate - what's the philosophy behind the trades and what are his expectations for the future of his squad. After a lengthy cross-section with Tyler, we cover our predictions for the first two matchups of the playoffs. Kyle and Tyler had to share a mic because Susky's budget only paid for two microphones......

Kyle and Pat welcome Tyler, owner of Dan Erdman's cellmate, who is in town for the holidays. In this part of the episode, we get a scene report from Tyler's trip to Miami, Pat and Tyler psychoanalyze Kyle's recent dream featuring one of the league's recurring characters, and we spend way too much time breaking down the league's week 14 matchups that finalized our playoff picture. Kyle and Tyler ha...

Kyle & Pat are recording remotely for the first time as COVID has ravaged the Chamberlin household (we're fine). Pat provides a full scene report from M&T Bank stadium for the Ravens' ugly comeback win over the Broncos before breaking down a couple buzzer-beater trades that came in before the trade deadline on Monday. Abshagen won the week and we don't have a guest lined up, so we spend a...

Despondent about another fourth quarter blown lead, Kyle and Pat discuss the #EatDickGate controversy stemming from a vulgar tweet from Lamar Jackson directed toward Pat's coworker. There are even more trades in the league to cover, plus one last-minute sponsored ad from the Erdman's looking for a trade suitor. After reviewing the week's matchups and their playoff implications, we call in Adam of...