Hailey Hates Everything

Hailey hates working! From resumes and interviews to temping, working, and quitting, Hailey and Sean share tales of toxic work environments. Hailey answers interview questions, sharing a surprising list of strengths, then begrudgingly interviews an AI teen. Plus, aggressive hand-washing, dipshit doctors, getting racists fired, and a PSA to Young Haileys Everywhere. Get ready to befriend that warlo...

It’s been three years, and there’s a lot to discuss!  Hailey and Sean are back for a new season, catching you up on changes they’ve made and fun things they’ve done in the last few years.  Sean throws out a slew of Mini Hates while Hailey rewards you with a medley of impressions! Is a VR game really a workout?  How many wild animals can Hailey teach to catch peanuts? Plus, the cons of free casino...

After a 2 month hiatus, Hailey and Sean are back to catch you up on life, loves, and hard truths! Hailey hates "hot guy Reels" in the new segment, Mini Hates. The duo share stories from their beach trip and Seattle fun seeing Joe McIntyre! They also talk about the personal benefits of CBG, Season 7 of Outlander, what went wrong with The Witcher, unhinged fans, and axe-throwing. Hailey sh...

Brandon Mullis joins Hailey and Sean for their own mini-film festival! They've each chosen a favorite 90s film, watched them all, and discuss the good, the bad, and the incredibly bizarre! If you want to watch along, Sean chose the 1995 French film, The City of Lost Children . Brandon picked Radioland Murders , a murder mystery comedy from 1994. The 1992, Ron Howard-directed Far and Away was H...

Hailey and Sean sit down to follow up on the dark side of #VanLife. In "Oooh Weees", Hailey shares her 35-year love of NKOTB as she celebrates New Kids On The Block Day and fangirls over Joe McIntyre's eyes as she prepares to see him next week! She's also sharing plus-size main character book recommendations, an awesome electric scrubbing brush, her naughty Sims 4 creation, and r...

Hailey hates #VanLife. Sean shares a list of pros and cons on various van life-related issues that stir reflections and revelations in Hailey. There's also a PSA for people in nature, anti-camping propaganda, and a wee peek at what's in Hailey's purse. Brush up on your specific set of skills and get your buckets ready! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Support the podcast with a monthly don...

In this special bonus episode, Sean nerds out on the highlights from the story of Dune's 8-book series he's been reading. Hailey isn't thrilled and needs you to join her on this ride! What came first - the sandworm or the sand trout? What does it take to be an Honored Madre? What are the benefits of cloning Jason Mamoa? These questions, and many more, will be answered! The duo also tal...

Welcome to Season 3! Hailey and Sean are back with a soft launch, catching you up on a winter's worth of shenanigans! The duo discusses mental health setbacks, not crying over cinnamon rolls, bending the rules, and Hailey's beef with Time. Sean takes a dive into the Dune book series, and Hailey's found an app that provides erotic audio stories. Plus, Sean explains how the Word of the Y...

Hailey hates being inconsistent.  Hailey and Sean hunker down this week to talk about why they've been a bit absent. From mental health and herbal medication to dead dad birthdays and making competing desserts at Friendsgiving, to Teddy Ruxpin and why Sean seems to be more beloved by all, our hosts catch up with you on life as of late. They share stories about their weird week when Hailey alm...

This week, Hailey and Sean are presenting clips of all the tangents they went on with Brandon!  They talk kombucha, Hailey's first coffee order at Dunkin' Donuts, the genius of Pauly Shore, Sean's terrible impression of a Southern accent, and much more.  Sean surprises with scandalous He-Man-related photos while Brandon shares his history of pissing Hailey off with boyband jokes. In "......

To celebrate the 35th anniversary of Masters of the Universe: The Motion Picture, Hailey and Sean welcome their resident He-Man Historian, Brandon, back to the podcast!!  Listen as they recap the film with behind-the-scenes factoids, random tangents, and a buttload of opinions.  Put on your metal thong, grab a bucket of fried chicken, and settle in for a groin-bruising good time! Check o...

Hailey hates anti-fat bias in outdoor activities, as we all should! The duo is back from their vacation in northeastern Oregon and ready to chat!  Inspired by their recent travels, they discuss lots of ways fat people are excluded from the outdoor activity space and the lack of plus-size representation. They share their apprehension at being first-time kayakers, hiking at 8,200 feet, and recl...

Hailey's super high as our hosts catch you up on life.  Find out about the most annoying phrases they use that Hailey edits out of the podcast (mostly).  Get spoiler-free reviews of The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power, Bad Sisters, RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race, and House of the Dragon in "Ooooh Weees". Hailey was recently back in-studio for her side gig and discusses the vulnerability...

Hailey hates hair removal, despite participating in this ritual for 33+ years.  Sean walks us through some interesting history of hair removal processes from BC to the present day.  The duo talks about body hair insecurities, methods of hair removal, & personal tidbits about accepting and overcoming the shame of being a hairy person.  Plus, the pink tax, men's questionable beard...

Hailey & Sean wrap up their talk on children's books by discussing dangerous toys, sentient food, & books they loved in their youth.  Hailey reads the real ending to "Froggy Goes To The Doctor" & explains why she was given the nickname Tickle Me Satan decades ago.  In "Oooh Wees", you'll hear reviews for Amazon Prime's Paper Girls & RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars All-Winner...

Hailey hates inspirational children's books, or does she?  This week, Hailey and Sean discuss a variety of children's books, reacquainting themselves with "The Little Engine That Could", acting out the riveting conclusion of "Froggy Goes To The Doctor", and finding inspiration in the process.   Hailey shares glimpses into her childhood, discusses what made her feel worthy, and what she'd...

After going over all things small talk, Hailey & Sean were put to the test at a party over the holiday weekend!  How did they do?  Did they learn anything from helping them help you?  The duo shares plenty of recommendations in "Oooh Weees..." and "No Cap", including spoiler-free reviews of television shows - Legendary, Obi-Wan, Stranger Things, I Love That For You - and books -...

Hailey hates small talk!  Or does she?  Hailey and Sean role play as made-up characters to share the good, the bad, and the astonishing in various small talk scenarios to showcase tips and tricks for being better at small talk.  The duo also watch a YouTube dude-bro's tips on how to small talk your way into a girl's "heart", sharing their observations & walking you through the v...

Hailey went to a New Kids On The Block concert and all she got was this lousy Covid!  Hailey shares where she is at as she heals and rests, while Sean brags about how he didn't "really" get sick.  lol  Plus, the duo share recommendations for TV shows and video games they've been watching/playing during this isolation downtime. Hang tough as we recuperate and get back to you with new...

This week, Hailey and Sean revisit the topic of birthdays with stories from the internet of birthdays gone wrong, and Hailey walks you through a child's idea of the "worst birthday ever".   Hailey and Sean share their "Ooooh Weees" in the form of TV, books, and fun activities, and talk about the importance of seeking joy in "No Cap". Hailey shares what she ended up doing for her recent b...

Hailey hates aging, but it's her birthday!  Why not celebrate by reminiscing about the worst, the best, and the fantastical of personal birthday memories? Hear how Hailey's "glam casual" fashion sense got started, why she thinks she'd be a great stand-up comedian, and what happened the first time she went to a dance club.  Sean shares his sad boy Christmas baby celebrations, imagines Hai...

Hailey's having some kind of day as she chats with Sean, wrapping up Finding Magic Mike with comments from some of the show's contestants & internet reviews of the live show experience.  The duo reflects on what constitutes a good safe word, shares new television shows they are watching and why it took them so long to do yardwork in "Oooh Weees...", and Hailey talks about a deeply persona...

Hailey hates Magic Mike, so naturally, she decided it would be fun to watch the dance competition show, Finding Magic Mike, on HBO Max.  The first couple of episodes left a bad taste, but will the seven-episode series turn out to be worthwhile?  Our duo shares their observations and thoughts about the show, overcoming insecurities/comparison, men's body image issues, the power of fashion...

Hailey and Sean wrap up thoughts on fanny packs with listener mail.  Sean presents a "mini hate" to provoke Hailey's frustration with premature wallering.  Hailey explains her need for inside and outside house slippers.  Our hosts try the winning McDonald's Menu Hack sandwich from the last mini-episode, and share a couple of TV show recommendations along with tales from their recent...

Hailey hates fanny packs.  Call them bum bags, belt bags, or whatever else, they all equal the same thing to Hailey - repugnant.  Sean shows Hailey different styles of fanny packs and belt bags to get her take on when it is acceptable to wear one, how much she would pay for a designer version, and which ones should NEVER be worn.  What should be carried in your fanny pack?  Doe...