Getting You Home On Friday

It's the final episode of Getting You Home On Friday, and we leave our lovely Caesar and Sensus with the lovely Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer. Will she bring positive news of a wonderful, glorious future? Or does she see what horrors humankind brings upon itself, starting with the tragic day in which Harambe dies? Stay tuned to find out! We also wrap up the investigation at the Shabby Seagull Inn...

The Penultimate episode of Getting You Home Friday brings you another episode of Paranormal Patrol at the Shabby Seagull Inn, looking over the Straits of Dire. Will the team get solid evidence of the ghosts haunting the establishment? Will they finally determine whether the dress is Blue or Aqua? Will Buster need a therapist for all the trauma he has experienced? Who knows...oh wait...we do. Anywa...

It's another glorious Friday! We have some news, Ted has the flu and Buster just might go and cry. From ghosts in the kitchen, screaming in the basement, confusing doctor appointments and amazing weather reporters, we have plenty to keep you smiling into the weekend. Sit back, relax, and avoid catching that ghastly 'fire flu'.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is no...

Ninja Drinkers, Real Talk, Phone Calls, Oh My! From the eerie sightings of ghosts and ghouls to the dry landscape of Ed and Ted and the painful side of phone calls, we have something for almost everyone here at Getting You Home On Friday. It's bizarre, it's witty, it's fast and slow, it's a sweet breath of relief at the end of a long, long week. Listen, celebrate and then talk about it with your l...

Today, we read from the Journal of Alexander the Great, Petra and Jean come face to face with the faceless shadow at the end of the bar of the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, and Pete and John help Buster overcome his fears in the cellar while something creepy happens in the kitchen. Beyond Paranormal happenings and the like, we also have a delegation visit Caesar and Sensus. N...

It's one of those Fridays where you can finally let work roll off your mind, and the frivolities of the weekend can flutter in front of your mind. The sort of mood that lends itself to the Paranormal Patrol naming a Ghost and greeting an ancient sailor. Where the dramas of Question Time explode into a flurry of pointy fingers and flirtatious comments, and crime is a rising issue, even in the rural...

This week we have our favourite things starting with 'G'! Golf, Ghosts and Good Old Stories from Ed & Ted. From 'Sweet Thing Jean' to your kid wanting to fill your shoes, there's plenty of heart-warming, loving stories....on another series. We only have quick wit, Dad jokes and bizarre stories here. So sit back, relax, and let us help you get home on Friday. *We acknowledge that the introducti...

Click go the shears boys, sold in a hurry over the internet to some foreign buyer. I remember a time when Australia rode on the sheep's back, but I can't seem to picture the saddle. Ah, yes, welcome to another endearing journey to the famed outback.  A country where time stood still..... and died. And then once we wash our hands of the flies and the dirt, we join the intrepid team of Paranormal Pa...

Today we read from the Journal of Scott of the Antarctic, a remarkable explorer in any terms...or is he? Then we join our amazing team at Paranormal Team for some hard-hitting questions, like, what is the shadow in the bar? Why is the Lady in Blue looking out to see? Does the Thermonuclear Camera cause cancer? To end this enthralling episode, we ask another question of Ed and Ted; we've been to ci...

Hark, I hear the sounds of ghouls and ghosts, the dead rattling chains and the eerie sounds of seagulls off the coast. It's Paranormal Patrol! Our favourite Paranormal Hunters return for a thrilling new investigation along the Straits of Dire. We are also hearing the next instalment of On the Roman Nose. Is this the end of the drama surrounding Shadana the Personality? And we have a thrilling snip...

Caesar is going through some tough times. He did, in all fairness, say that he could have peace with Persia IF and only IF King Nordsan Xerxes did NOT offer his daughter's hand in marriage. It's a fair boundary, right? How far will King Norsdan Xerxes go? How far will Caesar go? What does Cleopatra think of all of this? And sandwiched between these two glorious On the Roman Nose episodes, is a gor...

See spot run. See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples. See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear. See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective,...

Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questio...

So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise. So join us for a...

Come with me now, down the little road to a land that time forgot, where stories run rife with wit and comedy, and tales grow by the bunches. Ed & Ted are chatting...again...but this time the subject is extracurricular activities.  Dick had just begun questioning the giant food distributor, Cecil Lardbottom. The only man in history whose stomach was affected by  The moon's gravity. But, are we...

It was 5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained, it was just wet. With suspects denying the undeniable, wild sports events livening up the party and Peace Talks in Crete, we have a short and sweet collection of skits and stories to get you home on whatever Friday you're experiencing. Or not Friday, one can definitely enjoy this on a not-Friday sort of day. Now, to Rome! and an unnamed city with l...

So, there we were, with Regina about to spill the beans, the ham and several different condiments, Ed and Ted trying to navigate the world of mental health and some guy doing Magic onstage. It was an odd situation to be in, but by the Gods, it's what you expect when we're Getting You Home On Friday.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would l...

We're on the streets of Ancient Rome, joined by Caesar, Sensus and a fat arsed.....whoops...Phatinas to look at ways to improve the almost perfect city. We join a chaotic collective of Politicians in Question Time with an incredible Point of Order...and we follow Dick Clever hot on the trail of whoever is molesting Fish Fingers and shoving them into orifices around the city (the orifices belonging...

Breaking News, there have been developments in the Exclusive School of Welltado as well as other bizarre governmental tantrums. Detective Dick Clever continues to investigate even when the fog comes rolling in and his colleagues are not as helpful as he would like...and Ed has a new hat! All the excitement, all the comedy, right here on Getting You Home On Friday.    *We acknowledge that the intro...

It's another Friday and we are hitting the comedy ground running with some satirical political announcements from our glorious PM, some very serious issues in Ancient Rome (Chef has really stepped up their game) and we introduce Dick Clever's latest obstacle in working the Cod Piece Murders; a female partner *gasp*. All three stories and skits will surely send you off with a smile, maybe a chuckle...

Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown. Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive a...

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School? We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You...

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste). Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.   ...

During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in. Between visiting th...

It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it.  Sit back, relax, and prepare...