Fuck Off Truth Tellers

This week’s episode asks an important question: are addictions just distractions with really good PR? Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

We attempt to unpack “the ick” and instead spiral into a 29-minute hate crime against bald spots, long fingernails, Disney adults, and men who breathe incorrectly. Nobody survived. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

One of us got a life sentence. The other can’t pass a test. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

It’s about heroes, self-rescue, and the time we saved a man in a bathtub. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

This is 40: trusting your gut, dropping the baggage, and realizing you were right the whole time. Which is honestly annoying for everyone else. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Adult friendships are weird-sometimes you leave dinner with less friends than you came with. One of us is accepting applications…the other is not hiring. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

This week we celebrate women’s intuition, aging like fine wine, and the fact that men lose their “protector era” the second their hips give out. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

How do you find what your soul needs when you’ve spent decades ignoring it? We’re not handing out answers, but we are unpacking the guilt, the noise-and the weird hope that maybe joy isn’t gone, just buried under years of being “productive.” If you’ve ever Googled “fun things to do near me” and then done absolutely none of them- you’re in good company. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

This week we audit our childhoods, patch the emotional drywall, and realize our friendship might be the only stable thing either of us has ever built. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

It’s our first episode of 2026, and we’re already off track. We immediately learn that one of us wants growth and the other wants working plumbing-and honestly, both feel valid. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Facts were optional, confidence was not. The wrong celebrity, the wrong Bible story, and BOLD opinions. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

This week we realized our real Elphaba moment wasn’t magic-it was the day we quit pretending. Apparently the real glow-up happens right after the meltdown you swore wasn’t coming. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

This week, your girls took a field trip to the I Am Self-ish™ podcast-and let’s just say, chaos, clarity, and a little baby-talk all made an appearance. In this episode, we sit down with host Will Wright for a conversation about honesty, fear, friendship, and why putting your truth on a mic feels equal parts empowering and cringe. We unpack how our real-life dynamic turned into Fuck Off Truth Tell...

The holidays are here, and so is our collective delusion that this year will be ‘different.’ Spoiler: it’s not, but at least there’s queso. A holiday episode for anyone who’s ever watched Home Alone and thought, ‘Honestly, same.’ Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Cued up K-Pop Demon Hunters and suddenly Pandora’s trauma box flew wide open. A cartoon about demon slayers understood emotional repression better than most therapists. Turns out, fighting your demons to a bitchin’ soundtrack just hits different. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Motivation fades. Commitment builds confidence. And sometimes, the mantra really is “I’ll figure it the fuck out.” Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Finding the fine line between personal growth and just being tired of everyone’s energy, including our own. We chat about reacting vs. responding, learning to embrace your light and inner demons, and why your trauma might actually be onto something. If you’re emotionally aware but also want to scream into the void-consider this your sign. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Mentorship is cute in theory, but what happens when you never had one? You grow up feral, invent "confidence" out of thin air, and eventually get mistaken for someone who knows what they're talking about. This week we unpack our non-existent mentors, our accidental leadership skills, and why chaos is the best teacher we ever had. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

The weird guilt of doing “more” but still feeling like it wasn’t the right kind of more. (Am I healing, or just slightly more functional while chaotic?) We talk about setting smaller goals, ditching people who don’t serve our peace, and how sometimes being an asshole is actually self-care. If you’ve ever cried in a bathroom stall between character development and capitalism, this one’s for you. In...

If you’ve ever wanted to quit your job mid-lunch break or felt personally victimized by a job offer, this one’s for you. We haven’t figured it out yet, but we’re working on it- And we are taking our cue from one very enthusiastic pug who clearly understands work/life balance better than we do. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Not everyone’s gonna get you. That’s fine. This episode is for the misunderstood girlies with sharp edges, soft hearts, and zero patience for unsolicited advice. We’re not here to be liked. We’re here to be understood by the right people Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

We’ve been best friends for 20 years-that’s two decades of bad decisions, inside jokes, and baby voices no one asked for. In this episode, we talk about dropping the masks we wear for work, family, and all the everyday assholes we politely endure. Pull up a chair. It’s chaotic, it’s cringe, it’s safe. And your haters? Consider them handled. Instagram: @FuckOffTruthTellers

Welcome to Fuck Off, Truth Tellers — with Stacey and Tiffany. Twenty years of friendship, overshared in real time — for better, for worse, and now, for you. We’re not here to fix your life — we’re barely surviving ours. But we are here to talk about it while riding the chaos carousel. It’s about owning your energy, emotionally dissociating with charm, and becoming your best self… eventually. Proba...