Frankie Says…

Frankie breaks down advanced terminology used in the bowling pro shop and how you can use it to further your game. He also covers a new kind of printed "meat, how to not survive a selfie with a tiger, and what happens when you see another plane crash while you're jumping out of your plane. Frankie also covers current pro and college football, as well as breaks down playoff baseball action...

Frankie tackles more whining coming out of the sport of bowling at the highest levels and has some sage advice for the masses. He also dives into the recently botched execution in Tennessee and postulates on what comes next. There is also a "Strange, But True" segment that will make you question reality.

In this episode, Frankie casts aside the raw sewage that spews from the mainstream media on a daily basis and shares some damn good things going on in the world today that most people have probably missed. He also reviews another IPA variety pack from a different brewery with WAY different results! He also gets into some weird American history that may leave you speechless. The power of positivity...

What happens when you're too fat to ride a donkey, you find a human skull for sale at a thrift store, and the Olympic committee says you can row in crocodile infested waters? Well, you get Frankie talking about it, that's what! There is also an honest beer review, and the bowling community mourns yet another loss.

In this episode, Frankie talks about a disgraced former forensic scientist changing lab results, a 1000-year-old tapestry loaded with depictions of a certain male organ, and at-home dentistry done Czechoslovakian style! Frankie also gives you his MLB playoff teams, an NFL preview, and who he thinks will take home the title in both pro sports!

In this episode, Frankie GOES OFF about copycat killers in regard to the Clancy mistrial, how this could become a BIG problem, and he is HOT. Frankie also talks about grave digging as a sport, PBA Player of the Year finalists, and how to properly duct tape a passenger on an airplane. Confused? Don't worry, it will all make sense soon.

In this episode, Frankie puts recent comments by touring pros on blast by reacting to their disdain for a certain type of bowling ball while overseas. Also, this is our college football preview episode! Frankie gives his take on who's in, who's out, and his surprise picks for the upcoming season. Lastly, a wild strange but true that involves mortar shells, brain stew, and a whole lot of mi...

Frankie gives his top four end of the world apocalypse movies, and he dives headfirst into the twists and turns in the Hayden Panettiere investigation. Frankie also ponders what's worse, smelling dead squid on a roadway for eight hours or having your neighbor throw dog feces at you? This is a debate nobody knew they needed...until now.

Frankie dives deep into the PBA, and their updates into the regional program. He gives his own take on the direction things ARE going, and the direction they SHOULD go. He also takes on the PWBA with a hot take on "whackers", finds a new way to steal cannonballs, discovers helmet snakes, and asks what the appropriate reaction to your co-worker heating up fish at work.

In this special emergency release episode, Frankie covers recent press releases from professional bowling, social media content released from its members, massive changes on the horizon, and gives his take on the future of the sport at its highest levels, and where it goes from here. This was too important to wait!

Frankie talks about the shockwave that tore through the bowling community recently, losing a young phenom in his prime, and how he touched so many lives. Frankie also discusses the future of the PBA regional program, some shocking rumors on that front, and the USBC actually sent Frankie a survey about his Open Championships experience. His response is one for the ages.

Frankie took a road trip to Maine as he got inducted in the bowling Hall of Fame and he spills the beans about an incredible trip. He also compares two types of his favorite scotch, finds out who is the worst mountain climber in the world, and is educated on a creative (and childish) way to rob a bank. This, and so much more, inside episode 10!

In this episode, Frankie talks about six overlooked rock songs six minutes (or longer) that are well worth the listen, a record setting rowboater, well done wieners, and can you really survive getting sucked out of the window on an airplane? This wild one covers all the bases.

In this episode, Frankie dives into the world of sports GOAT's and what constitutes that title. He also has a strange but true segment with a gun toting dog blasting his neighbor, a potential species ending mummy curse, and a giraffe playing the greatest game of hide and seek we've ever seen. The pet peeves segment will make you ask how many of those things do YOU do, and what's up wit...

Frankie went to the 2026 USBC Open Championships and gives his full report on the bowling ball testing process from the squad room. Let's just say, after Frankie points out the major issues he observed firsthand, this will not be a popular segment with the USBC, or anyone who stands by the current process for testing bowling ball hardness. Get ready, it could be a bumpy ride.

In this episode, Frankie opens up about his personal journey with the highs and lows of weight loss. He explains how gambling and privilege has ruined a promising college athlete, and caps it off by giving you his smoking hot take on who REALLY won the British invasion! This one is sure to have people talking!

In this episode, Frankie takes a deep dive into what makes a whiskey a bourbon and reviews some new bowling ball releases from Brunswick, DV8, Radical and Track. He also asks if it is better to die while skydiving or bungee jumping. This strange but true segment is one for the ages. All that, and more, inside Episode 5.

Frankie dives deep into sewer people taking over New York, the hunt for those missing scientists, and how engagement farming is ruining social media. There is also a controversial segment discussing the most overrated and underrated bands of the last 40 years! This episode has it all!

Frankie breaks down the trailers of some "killer" upcoming horror movies for the summer swing, he takes a deep dive on some roller coasters that seem to have a mind of their own, and you'll never guess how Frankie got one of his friends' car to start. It's a story-time you just can't miss!

Frankie brings his unique perspective as a chemist, and takes a deep dive into bowling ball hardness testing. He's looking at what it gets right, it's major flaws, agendas, and what should happen going forward. There is also a new craft beer review, two music artists making a quick impression with killer new albums, and a story that you simply CAN'T miss! Frankie brings the heat in thi...

Join host Frankie Abralon as he takes you on a magical journey through things such as quadriplegic firearm usage, the life and times of a hardcore bowler, scotch reviews, a smokin' hot music take that you won't believe, and much, much, more!

“Frankie Says…” is where sharp takes meet good times. It’s a laid-back, no-filter podcast that rolls straight down the lane—covering everything from bowling culture and sports talk to smooth pours of scotch, must-watch movies, and whatever else deserves an honest opinion. Real conversations and a genuine passion for the things that make life fun. If it’s worth talking about, Frankie’s saying it.