Franchise Frights Podcast

Drop a comment giving Mandy scary book recommendations. There are very deep discussions in this episode. We discover si-boob-dangey. We ask why he chose mango sized. We find out that the people of Crystal Lake are not good at anything. We give a shout out to Barry Gibb. We admonish the Oscars. Mandy concussed herself and Kam makes noises. Sometimes raccoons take naps on the side of the road. www.f...

SO MANY EASTER EGGS! We have a major announcement about FFP. It is time to start the ninth round of movies! And we kick it off with a stellar screen slasher. We discuss how Victor Stiff has the best name ever. There was a green man sighting. Is that Michael Myers or Michael Keaton? We bring you safety tips; shoes in the house, kids. There's a girl dressed like Tony the Tiger. And Dave is this...

The eighth round of movies is in the books and we are here to give you the final verdict on what hit and what missed. Jet goes to dog jail. Mandy has a short memory. Kam had a migraine and his brain didn't work. So much action! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This marks the return of THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! We decide that Lorraine needs a pearl necklace (get your mind out of the gutter.) Look at all them Peggys! Sand is coarse and it gets everywhere. We think Ed and Lorraine should buy that Christmas tree farm in the small town. We do some math. Mandy says, "hail, Satan." Kam can't say Hodgson. And, the crooked man is better heard and not...

Our 69th episode is our Valentine’s Day episode. Yeah it is. This week, we talk about Jigsaw, which is one of the things that starts with J that Kam hates. We talk about Buffy. We ask why the inside of this barn has room that look like the Death Star. Mandy tells us why the sale of jum dropped. And someone takes the floppy disk microchip thingy somewhere. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, go buy yo...

Last week he yodeled, this week, Kam speaks Simlish. Mandy thinks this movie was made in 1898. Night birds scare Suzi. We get to the bottom of why boats have windshield wipers and why exactly it is called a poop deck. The simulation isn't even trying to hide anymore. Something about Stephen King and glory holes. Jason is distracted by flashlights. Deck swabber... www.franchisefrightspodcast.co...

Michael Myers is so good at oxygenating his blood! Mandy's tongue is too big for her mouth. Kam did a boo-boo. Joel McHale is not Patrick Dempsey. Why is The Shape wearing makeup on his mask? RIP crunchy hair gelled hair. And, we review a movie as well. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Today we say goodbye to another franchise. Bye-bye, Tobi. The angry winter bears return! We call for justice for Hector and Dale. Remember Mama Gollum Asmodeus? FFP remembers. This series is horror movie edging. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Today, we put to rest Charles Lee Ray and all those affected by him. We also discuss how smoking is bad for your skin, the Ann-Margret baked beans scene and how amazing it would be to have a rot iron elevator. May The Schwartz be with you! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

It is time to wrap up our seventh round of movies. The hits, the misses, the chest adornments. We talk about slammin' bananas and dummies that we knew were dummies. You can also hear our dog chewing on his bone in the background. You're welcome. To quote Kam, "it just perfect." www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We begin with an urgent plea from FFP. We move on to remind you to shave your handbacks. We discuss The Bone Temple and the bone throne. You learn that Ted Bundy calms Mandy. That is one butt ugly kid. Angry winter bears be angry. Berries and cream lad say, "sweet, nice wiener." A documentarian proctologist dives into a rock colon. An Amish dude teaches us to fight. And we wrap up by ask...

This is definitely the spiciest cold open we have ever had. Mandy’s mouth gets sad. Kam comes up short. Remember when you could buy books and magazines at the grocery store? Don’t coddle your children; let them watch horror. Bring back the dangerous playground equipment.  Wes…why do you have a picture of Heather on your bookshelf? How you gonna outrun the moon, bro? www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Wow! That doctor is a creep! In this episode, we close out our viewing of the Child's Play/Chucky franchise. Kam is suffering. Mandy feels bad when she shocks the dog's nose. Overhead drone shots on a secluded road is what makes or breaks a horror movie. Is the watercooler still a thing? And, we share our thoughts and feelings on red-haired people.

Kinda like The Nun, but better. In this episode, Kam's corn cob butter application is brought back to the conversation. Mandy throws adorable things. We tell you how to deal with irate customers and sleepwalking children. Kam is John Cena in the shower. People dance fight for children. We discuss our favorite speed limit. And, toe cleavage is gross. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This is our holidays episode. Our gift to you is a review of a mid-bad movie. I this episode, Mandy discusses her log and we find out that Kam is a giver. We appreciated some old people candies. Kam discovers that crows and pigs sound a lot alike. This movie really does have it all though; a thirsty TV host, murder crime, tooth stuff, go karts with sharp metal protuberances, throat stabs for every...

Kam burps in this episode. We give some great information to our dear listeners, like - little blonde girls are terrifying, always overshare with your crush, and always carry a picture of your cousin in your wallet. Jason is drippy. There are fart torpedoes. This movie must have had a small door budget. Pop the collar on your blazer and get ready to celebrate a slasher movie featuring a telekineti...

In this episode we find out that JGL is a bad boy teen, Mandy is afflicted, we speak English not good, John is a peacock and you gotta let him fly, Kam thinks candy corn tastes like sadness, and 200 candles is a fire hazard. We also petition to bring back the Ford Aspire. There is discussion of louvered sun shades on the back window of a Fox body Mustang. And, sometimes spiders get in your little...

Today, we say goodbye to a franchise. George A. Romero's Dead films have served us well. Well, half of them did. Join us as we run down our favorite and least favorite moments of the six sick cinematic offerings of flesh-eating ghouls. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Join us on a stroll down memory lane. We'll give you all of our hits and misses from the round that was and a little preview of what we're thinking about round number seven. And all of this in under 30 minutes! Efficiency. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Happy False Confession Day! In this episode, we discuss the sequel to a requel. Those hangy down arm dangles still get us every time. We find out that Kooky Kam is no good at plumbing, Magic on the Microphone Mandy knows her firearms, Goldfish Crackers sound so good right now, doors have an order of operation, NYPD detectives can carry a dead body into a crime scene, and Mandy has a new accent. We...

Tobi is real now?! Join us for our discussions on many thrilling topics. Kam talks about Robocop for the second week in a row. Mandy defends her own; weird redheaded kids. Mandy and Kam make rap sounds. We talk about Santasploitation films, sexy reindeer and that Jake Johnson swag. What the hell is the bottom part of the fireplace called? Don’t sneeze if you’re home alone.  www.franchisefrightspod...

FUN DRINKING GAME! Take a drink every time Kam sighs, moans or sounds exasperated with this movie. Soup season is here and Mandy and Kam are now penguins. The Irish accent is beautiful, just not when faked by these actors. Don't hug a bear. IT'S NRA OPRAH! Mandy is baffled by wet gun mechanics. Kam credits the wrong nation with the creation of stroganoff. This is the skin of a killer, George.

Chucky returns to his horror roots and we have a lot to say about it. First off, that's not how you chop tomatoes. Mandy still has a hard time with words. Kam doesn't know what a shower chair is. Chucky pulls a Pnub. Mandy loves her some game shows. Chucky's little feet running is always cute. And, we can still punt that killer. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We. Love. This. Movie. Kiefer Sutherland may be a real vampire. Kam would totally accept being changed by David. Max has his shoulder game down. If you're going to be super rich, you should at least be ugly. Michael is turning into a vampire and is still more normal that Sam. At this rate, Lucy is never gonna get that D. Alex Winter pulls off that outfit. MMM, Oreo cookies and root beer. This is t...

This movie is chicken soup for the satanist's soul. It begs the question, does switching from beer to red wine really make significant others happy? It also instructs, in case of apocalyptic situation, turn off the rear child locks. Please, dress your little as fruits or vegetables for trick or treating. Remember that all railroad tycoons have initials instead of first names. Death is not an energ...