Film Flam

In this raunchy and daring BONUS episode of Film Flam, the men (boys) break down from the stress of constantly generating new, groundbreaking insights on films. Oh, and they drink. How much they drank exactly is up to debate, and probably lost to the cruel churning tides of history, but one thing is certain: you should drink too. A lot. And only then will you be able to appreciate the masterpiece...

What does it mean to be human? What is the value of struggle? Is it all worth it? In this episode of Film Flam, Colin and Sean answer these and many, many other questions. The Film Flam Angels (Flamgels?)  take a brief reprieve from their divine perch to stoop to the dirty, corporeal world of the unbathed masses to share all that they learned tromping through the world of Wim Wenders’ Wings of Des...

This week, we Flam Martin Scorsese’s Raging Bull. This upsetting movie is loved by so many critics. Roger Ebert liked it, the Academy Awards folks threw two trophies at it, and Spielberg described it as “a masterpiece.” But is it even worth watching? Listen to the real heroes to find out. Outstanding questions (locally sourced): * Is this episode about Taxi Driver or about Raging Bull? * Why can’t...

In this episode, Colin and Sean discuss Truman Show gone Korean, Oldboy, fully achieving liberation from their carnal chains and taking the Flamily to places never dreamed of and even less wished for. Watch this movie with your family, send it to your loved one in prison, and keep your tongue in your mouth—this one is too horrible to watch, and too great not to share. Outstanding questions: * When...

There is competition within us in this one family men and women. We take on PTA’s There Will be Blood, a tale of capitalism, religion, and milkshakes. If that doesn’t sound funny, it’s not—but slap some mud on your face with us and we guarantee you will have a better time than a fatherless train ride to deaf school. Featuring: Colin as Daniel Day Lewis as Daniel Plainview Questions to ponder: * Wo...

🚨🚨🚨 Bonus episode 🚨🚨🚨 Flamily, this is a fun one. We have yet another bonus episode for your hungry ears, this time digging through troves of movie trivia to declare who is King Flam. While the casinos might back Colin, did Sean actually pull off a win? Did Colin shine like the bright star he thinks he is? Or did they both get exposed as film-ignorant fools? Tune in to this modern day gladia...

In this episode our valiant hosts try to make sense of Bergman’s impenetrable dream sequences and dense introspection. Colin has the worst take of the entire podcast as he hates on one of the greatest films ever made. Listen close as our two ignoble fools label a sequence “kafkaesque” despite only listening to half an audiobook version of “The Trial”. All your favorite characters are in this one i...

This week, the Flamily shall enjoy hearing two nondescript white men weigh in on the complicated racial dynamics of the Bronx, virtue vs vice, and ways to ruin a man’s lunch. By the end you’ll know whether you should drive a bus or shake people down for a living, how to tell if a woman is The One, and what to do when your best friends are going to throw Molotov cocktails at strangers. Grab some ga...

FilmFlam Is Back. and this time we’re scared. This week we take another (skinny) dip into the murky waters of Kubrick’s mind. Listen to our two intrepid and foolish hosts put all rumors about Room 237 to rest in the most expansive and astute Shining analysis ever done. Make sure to listen for such atrociously bad takes like: Colin granting Quentin Tarantino an N-word Pass, pining for Wendy Torrenc...

They’ve talked about Woody Allen, they’ve mentioned Louis CK, but today the Film Flam duo dives into Roman Polanski’s Chinatown. They start by reminding the audience that no crime is heinous enough to keep them from enjoying the perpetrator’s art, and then lurch haphazardly through the different twists and turns of this excellent film. Listen in for insights that will take your water-related busin...

Chaos Ensues

In this episode of Film Flam, Colin and Sean dig into another old, strange movie, and end up feeling strange, again. Werner Herzog’s "Aguirre, The Wrath of God" turns all our hopes of victory and epic accomplishment to a fine dust that Herzog equates to the whole human project. But there are so many lessons to learn spanning gold, unsalted fish, and opportunistic monkeys. Selected questi...

For this episode, two people who sound just like Colin and Sean (but with French accents) learn for themselves that truth is indeed stranger than fiction (shout-out Emma Thompson). The Imposter teaches the two many lessons better left untaught, including that apparently any parent could be fooled into thinking literally anyone—no matter how incredibly distinct they are from their child—is their ch...

Welcome back to Film Flam Sunday, the ep is finally here. You’re welcome you grovelers. In this special spooky episode FilmFlamSean and FilmFlamColin cover their first horror film, John Carpenter’s classic 1980s film The Thing. Colin watched it in a park in broad daylight to not get scared which didn’t work. The two have their usual lively and edifying discussion, with Colin now actually respectin...

Film Flam is back again, this time to tackle the foreign fantasy frenzy that is Pan’s Labyrinth. Colin comes to our hallowed episode without having prepared a question so Sean just talks about other shit he’s watched recently. Colin still has the nerve to call this off-topic. Then the duo jumps in, leaving no roots unbathed. Colin argues that it would have been more edifying had the sadistic fasci...

In this episode, Colin and Sean take their combined 30 years of life experience to teach you how to live, based on all they learned from Akira’s Ikiru. They take the discussion of foreign films as an opportunity to revel in American cultural supremacy, with this week’s film not dissuading Sean from saying that the Japanese can’t make dramas, which he finds “creepy.” Colin surprisingly doesn’t clai...

Welcome to a new and unconventional episode of the most unorthodox film podcast on the world wide reticulation. Join Co-hosts Colin & Sean in a stream of consciousness style romp through several different segments including: Quizzing each other on Critic and Audience percentage scores for randomly chosen films on the Rotten Tomatoes website. Colin whining that he didn't bet on certain outc...

In this week's electrifying analysis Film Flam Co-Hosts Colin & Sean discuss college dropout Woody Allen's box office disappointment Manhattan Murder Mystery. No conversation in which ol' Woodrow is mentioned would be complete without a slapdash chat about the separation of art from the artist and we here at Film Flam were only too happy to oblige. So open up a restaurant with us f...

Today we review either Ingmar or Ingrid Bergman’s Through a Glass Darkly, a movie about three men and one woman. For the intro, Sean asks Colin to ask Sean a question, which leads to about as insightful an intro segment as it sounds like it would. Thankfully, they quickly get into the movie, with Colin finding no objection to Martin the Pervert, Sean saying God isn’t interesting, and the audience...

In the opening segment of this episode of Film Flam, Colin and Sean ask themselves: where are all the best actors? Colin claims they’re all with us right now while Sean refuses to have an opinion and instead gives vague economics-y reasons why they might be doing tv rather than flim. And in the end, it seems Sean can’t name a single actor. Then, they dive into Andrew Davis’s moneymaker The Fugitiv...

Welcome to a very special episode of Film Flam. Colin and Sean traipse through the first ten films they've covered and pit the films against each other in a gauntlet to decide the crown jewel of Sean's worst introduction. The boys start out by discussing box office whims before plowing through ten completely disparate and incomparable films and comparing them unceremoniously. Have the Film...

Finch me, I must be dreaming! In this episode, Colin and Sean discuss David Fincher’s sequel to Seven Pounds, The Game, an exciting and twisty thriller designed to make you question who you are and what a game is. Colin and Sean pay homage to a courageous but disgraced Film Flammer who put his name on the line, and came out worse for wear and with nothing gained. But is he still better off than ga...

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In this episode, Colin and Sean gaily rendezvous through the 1987 comedy/drama Withnail and I. They discuss the dysfunctional, magnetic, alcoholism-fueled friendship of Withnail and Marwood, which apparently Colin took as a call to boozing (Sean prudently abstained). The pair also discusses the (irrelevant) differences between euros and pounds, why Colin is passionate about stop motion film, and t...

An Empire of Inlands Intro: 0:00 Inland Empire Discussion: 2:52