Fat Guy Loves Cake

Fat Guy progress report number 2; No matter what the subject I spiral into talking about butt sex. There is no punchline. I'm concerned; Going against my own values, I decide to let a certain group of people have it. 

Fat Guy progress report; I make a confession to Carlos and hope my music will heal his gay heart; If aliens exist, they're playing with our butts for fun; Old people get a free pass; Don't stop believing (remix) Produced by Jenchilada and Nutso fatguylovescake@yahoo.com for free merch or for show suggestions

I had a full weekend, so take what you can get; Sir Valentine and his quest to slay the mighty V; I got nothing, so here's a new music track.

Planet Fitness meet Planet Fatass; I hilariously recreate Ken Paxton running for his life from a subpoena, (And Asians); Roadhouse and the one line you might want to reconsider during a fight.  Song: Coolio (rest in peace, brother) "Fantastic Voyage"

The three speeds of internet browsing and the consequences of not respecting them; Joey "Beanball" Valentine takes the mound; Jesus saves, Gretzky scores: Religion in sports.

*DISCLAIMER* I apologize that there is a ton of reverb on the recording of my voice and it sounds like I recorded in a bathroom. I didn't realize it was on and I was not about to try and re-record a perfectly good show. That said, today's show: Welcome anyone who may have ventured over from facebook and having to have seen me in a thong/speedo; I destroy Netflix for being the garbage churning wast...

Well...I talk about something. Movie reviews, and finding a certain word hilarious and finally coming full circle to making people listen to me urinate. I've been told I share too much.

I rant and rave about the ridiculousness of how important giant metal boxes are; As a fed up Cowboys fan, I finally let my team have it.

Follow me down the rabbit hole as I take you on the journey I had on a Greyhound bus bound for Los Angeles. (No butt stuff)

The week in review; I rant about gigabytes and computers and who the hell knows what else; Brand new song that actually isn't about butt stuff!; McDonalds, child labor and how I offended the entire nation of India with one careless click of a button.

A quick update on all things Fat Guy and what's coming up; Jose Valentino performs "Cowboy with a dick of gold"; What the Truman show would really be like.

Brace yourself as I go on a very profane tirade about the piece of shit scumbag that ripped me off by selling me a non-functioning washing machine; Does anyone remember flashers?; Karens are tired of being called Karens and they would like to speak to the manager.

So I completely deviate from my normal half hour of silliness to catch up with an old friend and talk about punk rock music. Thank you Ayron for being on the show! Track: Dear Landlord "Three to the beach"

Why can't I quit you, butt stuff?; New movie trailer with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Frankenstein; Grand Theft Covid until I make a sharp left turn into taking way too much pleasure listening to people be set on fire (not real people); Soda pop shop song about my (pretend) gay love for Lafayette.

Everyone else gets a clip show, so why can't I have one? After 101 shows I am taking the night off, so enjoy some of Fat Guy Loves Cake's finest music and movie trailers from past episodes. *All music, beats, vocals and voices by Joey Valentine

I become Jason Brody and terrorize the Aztec/Jamaican/Mexicans of South America's jungles; California Boy has been remastered for your listening pleasure; I test drive a new auto-censoring program with hilarious results; If I were a teacher (it would not end well)

Join us in part one of the 1st ever "Fat Guy Loves Cake Trivia Championship" between the dorks from Nerds Talking the podcast as I quiz them with a slew of questions about 80's and 90's pop culture. A lot of fun is to be had amongst friends, but only one nerd can be crowned the Fat Guy champion. As soon as you're done here, head over to Nerds talking the podcast for part 2 the finale! Host: Joey V...

Lafayette gives up the rap game and writes me the sweetest love ballad ever; That time I took ecstacy and a long haired butt rocker tried to join my band; Another installment of dick pics; The time I married a banana

The epic rap battle of Texas versus California between Joey Valentine and Nutso comes full steam as I clap back hard with a brand new track that puts everything in Lafayette's mouth and ass; An English lesson you all need; Messing with DoorDash drivers; Butt Stuff (The song)

*This show contains 3 original music tracks, so please do yourself a favor and listen to the very end* Nutso vs The Fat Guy in a West Coast/Third Coast rap-off; I have a new toy; An update about my online dating; I have the greatest explantation of all time for why all television shows have a terrible finale.

Lafayette from Nerds Talking the podcast joins me in the studio as my special guest co-host aka Fat Nerds Talking About Cake.

I honestly can't remember what I talked about...Bedazzled butt cheeks and Johnny Butt Stuff. I think.

My pipes need cleaning (being a homeowner is hard); If my career as a podcaster fails I can always be an R&B singer; A breakdown of what I think is funny and why I am the only one who thinks so; Johnny Butt Stuff: America's new hero; The all new Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trailer for Poltergeist!

I am a cave-dwelling asexual post-pandemic mess...and I'm OK with that; 3 minutes with Johnny Butt Stuff; I have jury duty!;  Life would be easier if I were gay

Join Joey Valentine 3 times a week for 30 minutes as he randomly talks about everything from music to movies to pop culture. Obvservational humor from a Generation X veteran.