Farthouse

The cinephile cuties are ready to ruin their brother’s wedding! That’s because they are discussing Charles Burnett’s, My Brother's Wedding. At the top of the show, Casey and Patrick discuss some very important news concerning The Bachelor. Casey admits that he screwed up last week because the cuties were originally supposed to discuss Burnett’s first film, Killer of Sheep. Patrick seems upset that...

The cinephile cuties are ready to explore the nature of truth! That’s because they are discussing the classic (boring) Japanese film, Rashomon. Casey and Patrick are both, at first, fearful to say how they truly feel, but they eventually admit that they hated watching this movie. Casey has a huge reveal for Patrick that involves the celebrated TV show Too Hot To Handle. Patrick makes a disturbingl...

The cinephile cuties are ready to have an existential breakdown! That’s because they are discussing the classic French New Wave film, Cléo from 5 to 7. Casey and Patrick both mentally deteriorate throughout the course of the episode. They pitch several modern pop stars that could be cast in a remake of the film. Patrick relives the horror of thinking he caught the Hantavirus. And Casey gets very u...

The cinephile cuties are here to dance! That’s because Casey and Patrick are talking about that classic ballet film - The Red Shoes. This is their best episode ever. Better than the last two. Trust me, it only goes up from here. On the show Casey and Patrick both reveal that they’re huge idiots for two separate reasons. Casey’s an idiot because he compares himself to the pedophile Woody Allen. And...

The cinephile cuties are back at it again! This week Casey and Patrick are talking about that classic French New Wave film The 400 Blows by the beloved “Farteur” François Truffaut. Casey yells at Patrick for rescheduling a recording. They chat about the first time they saw porn. They subject The 400 Blows to their proprietary ‘Fartsy Test.’ Patrick gives a drink pairing recommendation to go with t...

It has begun....The very first episode of Farthouse. Freelance director Casey O’Brien and “DVD owner” Patrick Mallon take you through the difficult and very Swedish world of certified “Farteur,” Ingmar Bergman. This week they ponder his masterpiece, The Seventh Seal. Casey and Patrick discuss death, virginity, religious fanatics, their hatred for Jean-Luc Godard, and so much more! Plus, they revea...

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a g...