Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien

Farthouse

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Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.

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Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien

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Taste of Cherry by Abbas Kiarostami 26.06.2026 1:34:32

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get really intimate with some gravelly hills. That’s because they’re talking about Taste of Cherry by Abbas Kiarostami.

Sentimental Value by Joachim Trier 29.05.2026 1:48:36

The “Cinephile Cuties” are BACK and ready to hate their film director Dad. That’s because they’re talking about Sentimental Value by Joachim Trier. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer 29.08.2024 1:41:29

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to redo this episode three different times. That’s because they’re talking about Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson 01.08.2024 1:56:28

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sneak away with their little boyfriend. That’s because they’re talking about Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Wild Tales by Damián Szifron 27.06.2024 1:47:04

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to seek revenge! That’s because they’re talking about Wild Tales by Damián Szifron. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino 30.05.2024 1:34:51

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to taste that Russian soup. That’s because they’re talking about I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas 18.04.2024 1:35:08

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid. Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter. And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd.

The Devils by Ken Russell 29.02.2024 1:21:22

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin 25.01.2024 1:16:06

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman 21.12.2023 1:54:35

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Tampopo by Juzo Itami 30.11.2023 1:35:38

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick 31.10.2023 2:12:50

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at...

Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien 28.09.2023 1:37:18

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller 31.08.2023 1:36:29

Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road, Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini 27.07.2023 1:26:53

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul 29.06.2023 1:31:46

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch 18.05.2023 1:25:29

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes 20.04.2023 1:17:09

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards 09.03.2023 1:23:32

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci 23.02.2023 1:26:45

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Tár by Todd Field 26.01.2023 1:27:56

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Metropolitan by Whit Stillman 22.12.2022 1:29:19

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The Ice Storm by Ang Lee 06.12.2022 1:21:21

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The Convent by Mike Mendez 27.10.2022 1:59:54

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

ANNOUNCEMENT! 19.10.2022 10:40

Some news from 'The Cuties'