Fake TV Critic

Two big ole rants for you this week! First is the news that Kenya Moore has been suspended from filming the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta amid an alleged revenge porn scheme? Wild. Then I'm discussing Apple TV+, in general, and the issues I have with so many of their shows, including the ones I'm currently watching: Dark Matter and Monarch: Legacy of Monsters . X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠...

Wow, I didn't mean to take four months off! Sorry! I explain within. Then it's on to the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars 9 , which has a new format, a new prize, and an odd(er than usual) cast. X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Serializd: ⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠ Outro Music by  ⁠⁠⁠...

Happy 100th episode of the podcast! To celebrate, I'm thrilled to welcome Brett White, host of Must Have Seen TV, to discuss RuPaul's Drag Race season 16. But it's a long conversation, and we detour to what's on the show's application, the upcoming season of We're Here , a bunch of international Drag Race franchises, and the book Brett is writing about Irving Berlin, Hayden...

I'm so sorry, but I had to rant for like 15 minutes about people's (unwanted!) hot takes on Kevin's selfishness in Home Alone 2 . But then it's on to my favorite TV shows of the year! I'll be back in 2024 with episode 100, but in the meantime, follow me on ⁠Serializd⁠ (a TV watching app where you can see what I'm currently watching and discuss TV with me) and ⁠Letterboxd ⁠...

A new season of Drag Race is around the corner, and the cast has been announced... and there's a queen local to me on it! This week I'm breaking down the Dancing with the Stars finale and the season premiere of Hollywood Houselift with Jeff Lewis. And it's time for my last Hallmark Countdown to Christmas recommendation of the year! X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

I'm too lazy to make full sentences, so here's what's on the podcast this week: Drag Race UK series 5 finale Canada's Drag Race season 4 Dragula season 5 Spotify Wrapped The end of broadcast TV as we know it? Hanukkah meets Groundhog Day in this week's Hallmark Countdown to Christmas recommendation ⁠Click here to vote for me and my show, The Cake !⁠ X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Fargo is back on FX and Hulu! I didn't realize I only actually watched one previous season, but if the rest of this new season is as visceral, thrilling, and funny as the first two episodes, I'm excited to be on board. X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Box Lunch Beats⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  (IG:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

I'm trying something different and talking about the lack of empathy and emotion in reality TV as of late, particularly on Catfish and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , and how that's a symptom of our decaying society. Happy Thanksgiving! X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Box Lunch Beats⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The strike is over, and I'm touching on a couple of things I've watched recently before getting into the season two premiere of The Santa Clauses . X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Box Lunch Beats⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  (IG:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_maddox_art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ )

Get ready for a history lesson! After complaining about how much streaming services cost, I'm diving deep into Showtime's Fellow Travelers , a historical romance series starring Matt Bomer about having hot sub/dom gay sex in the 50s. Just kidding, it's actually about the Lavender Scare, shame, and the persecution of queerness throughout history. X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

I have a lot of thoughts on how American Horror Stories season three today, particularly the "Bestie" and "Tapeworm" episodes that Hulu just released for Halloween. Why it's hard to be a teenager in 2023 and an overweight person... any time, but also in 2023. X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Box Lunch B...

This week I'm harping on why the 90-minute episodes of Survivor 45 are doing it a disservice currently but may be great in the long run. Also: this season's casting failures, the LuLuLosers, what made this show so good for so long, and (potentially) the most incompetent Survivor castaway in history. X (Twitter):  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FakeTVCritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@faketvcritic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music b...

Are you a Millennial or Gen X-er who loved those ooky spooky, weird and wild kids' books by R.L. Stine? Did you collect them because you liked the covers? Because you wanted to touch the bumpy letters? Because you wanted to have the ones your friends didn't? Or even because you actually read them? Then you have to listen to this episode, where I'm recapping and reviewing the first five...

Hey, no one's listening to this podcast anymore! But in case you stumble upon this because it's spooky season, I'm reviewing the season three premiere of Chucky and the season thus far of American Horror Story: Delicate , featuring the worst television performance I've ever seen... you'll never guess who's giving it! /s Watch the season premiere of Chucky on YouTube for fre...

The writers' strike is over (actors may be coming soon?), but I blame them for making me sit through crap like Fox's Special Forces: World's Toughest Test , which I'm proclaiming The Dumbest Show Ever on this episode. I'm also recapping the season 5 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race UK , which has brought out my inner conspiracy theorist. So join me for The Mystery of the Miss...

The WGA strike is on the verge of ending, but when will it be enough to salvage the television season? Plus, Dancing with the Stars is cursed, and The Traitors has a season two cast. Southern Charm back for its ninth season on Bravo, and it's as incestuous and borderline-exhausting to keep up with as ever! X (Twitter) & Instagram: @faketvcritic Outro Music by Box Lunch Beats (IG: @a_maddox...

Everyone is on strike, and the villain of the week isn't the Warner Bros. Discovery CFO who suggested we were freeloading off his services but Drew Barrymore! This week, I'm reviewing the new Hallmark Channel movie Notes of Autumn , which features a gay couple that I've been manifesting on Twitter since 2019; and the Discovery misfire Survive the Raft , which took an interesting idea a...

Wow, I hope you have a long commute today, because this is a super long episode. It's been a long summer of Bravo TV, and I'm joined by Ande to talk about ALL of it! That's right, we're getting down and dirty with The Real Housewives of Atlanta ; complaining about the lackluster (hot take!) The Real Housewives of New York reboot (except Jenna Lyons, who is queen); skimming the bact...

You've probably heard by now that the Writers Guild of America is currently on strike, and most scripted TV and films are shutting down production until a new agreement is reached between screenwriters and producers/studios. I'll break down the reasons why the strike is happening, why the writers are right, and what exactly they're asking for (and currently being refused). Then it'...

Anybody else struggling to get invested in scripted TV lately? I'm loving reality right now, but I get into my issues with The Last Thing He Told Me, Beef , and Love & Death on HBO Max, which is my deep dive this week. Elizabeth Olsen plays a much prettier version of Candy Montgomery (yes, the same woman Jessican Biel played on Hulu's Candy last May, which I also covered in this episod...

My allergies are out of control and I was feeling lazy, so instead of a structured episode, you're getting a full 90 minute conversation between me and my bestie, our recurring guest, Ande! She's back to break down the season 15 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race and all things Bravo: the latest Scandoval updates, Scheana's Mexico wedding on Vanderpump Rules, the last couple seasons of The Real Housewiv...

Felt a little loopy recording this one, but oh well - I'm ripping apart the intelligence of the average Netflix viewer as I disagree with everyone who loved The Night Agent , which is a show that I think makes dumb people feel smart. Sorry about it. Also? I'm not loving this season of Yellowjackets so far! Is it me? Am I the drama? Maybe. I'm also talking about a potential X Files rebo...

This week I'm dipping into Mayor of Kingstown , which just wrapped its second season; RuPaul's Drag Race , which is at the top five and, once again, showing its ass; and Swarm , Amazon's new Donald Glover series about the dangers of obsessive fandom. Also tangents on why I hate everything everyone else loves, Beyonce stans, Jeremy Renner's snow plow accident, and the reason I never...

If you love mess, listen to this episode! Because the cast of Vanderpump Rules is the messiest of messes right now! I'm recapping (kind of) the tenth season so far, but mostly this episode is about the Raquel-Sandoval scandal (Scandoval?) that unfurled last week and the incestuous history of the #PumpRules cast. Our favorite chaotic queens are BACK, BABY! Also, I dip into the (also messy) premiere...

I'm back with news on Showtime with Paramount Plus (or is it Paramount Plus with Showtime?), Netflix, Kevin Costner, an @midnight reboot, and the uncancellation of Uncoupled ! Then I'm diving into part one of the fourth season of You , which just dropped, and is an unfortunate shadow of its former self. Then it's a recap of season fifteen of RuPaul's Drag Race so far, which is my favorite since th...