Evil Thoughts

Last night in Nebraska,Trump, while explaining that the purpose of Iran war is to PREVENT a nuclear attack, is accused of encouraging them to attack L.A. & San Diego. Gavin Newsom & Mayor Bass play dumb so they amp up the paranoia! The context got left in Nebraska.

Fall is already taking the light. Congress is arguing over whether we get to steal an hour of it back in the AM or PM. Most of us want the clock ritual dead. We just can't agree which corpse to bury.  

Secret Service said it was TOO UNSAFE to fly to Oklahoma. President Trump's response? "GET YOUR ASSES IN THAT CAR." Elsewhere- Media continues to downplay the FlyDubai incident and avoid the word nobody wants to say. Cast it as a workplace dispute with bad optics!

Re: latest on the Flydubai hijacking yesterday-Much of the press is writing it as a workplace stabbing, an "altercation," a mental-health mystery, and a think-piece on cockpit-door policy. The weirdest part isn't the near-disaster. It's the vocabulary. Aand...the same outlets that won't say hijack will absolutely say the Defense secretary, Pete Hegseth is a threat.

A Dubai–Tel Aviv Flydubai flight turned into a mid-air knife fight. Co-pilot stabs the captain. Plane drops like a stone. Hijack code goes out. Passengers smash into the cockpit and pin the attacker before the jet can become a crater. Heroes in coach. Israel calls it terror. The airline says: wait for the investigation. .

Evil Trump just thanked evil Musk on stage for helping birth America. Gov — an AI-powered one-stop front door for the entire federal government. Type like a human. Get answers like the state finally learned manners. Passports, Medicare, name-change after the wedding, campsite at the park. One chat. Official sources only.

SpaceX just put the biggest rocket ever built into Earth orbit on the first try that counted. Then they brought it home early because they're not idiots. Meanwhile, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told a room full of college kids that the same class of people who just punched a reusable 400-foot steel tube into space are coming for their internships, their tap water, and the lights. The only thing standi...

President Xi's already in the air. Last night was the state dinner to end all state dinners — sea bass, Reagan china, red blossoms, a bald eagle statue, and a guest list stuffed with Musk, Huang, Altman, Bezos, Cook. Toasts to "friendship." Flyovers. Marine One. The whole opera. Behind the closed door it was not opera.

CNN's Brian Stelter freaks that the Chinese Communist state Media was allowed inside the White House, but our fake news was not. This after a Federal Judge issued a TRO on Trump's ban. The man who once floated kicking Fox out of the pool now discovers that access is a privilege when it's his team on the sidewalk.    

Last night NBC & ABC spent about 30 each seconds covering the President's landmark speech at the UN, while today most of the media focuses on the role of "free press" and Trump's ban on CNN, MSNOW & Politico.  What you will not hear: whether he has a point. Whether a leftist hegemony that calls itself journalism is still journalism when it buries a landmark speech & then lectures the country about...

Trump walked into the UN today & talked like the building was rented, not sacred. Western Hemisphere first: cartels as the ISIS next door, no footholds for pretenders. Iran's like a dinner special. Option A: a deal after the midterms, rebuild, maybe even become great. Option B: annihilate the Islamic Republic, drive it into hell, no leftovers. A.I. got the MAGA treatment, too.

Fake news gets the boot and then sues. Trump removes CNN, MSNOW & Politico from the WH. Networks sue, including Fox. They'll probably win like Jim Acosta did, and we'll still pretend they're journalists!   

Six years after he boarded up the Pacific, Gavin Newsom waded into a Montana river w/ Jake Tapper & declared beach closures "insane." Today he signed an executive order to invent an AI kill switch.  The order does not say who gets the big red button-Newsom's office, some certified auditor in the lab, or the same governor who once decided you couldn't walk on sand. The man who now admits the last p...

They rolled Mitch McConnell out of his Capitol Hill townhouse staring into the middle distance like the last vegetable the FDA forgot to recall. The Senate reconvened & the country got a live-action argument for term limits. Polls have been screaming 80%+. Congress still pretends the only term limit that matters is death or a midterm. btw: Do you think Mitch gets A.I.?    

One side wants to flood the zone w/ compute, treat doomerism like a psy-op, and let the chips fall (preferably Nvidia-shaped). The other wants a hard stop, a new federal overlord, and prison time for anyone who keeps scaling.  Trump called the panic a hoax on live speakerphone. Bernie called it an extinction-level event.  The robots have not taken over. The politicians already have.  

Waist-deep in a Montana stream, CNN's Jake Tapper & Gavin Newsom strap on the Orvis cosplay and pretend this is just two regular dudes cursing at trout. Newsom: I won't run if Kamala runs.  Today we wade in: the interview, the pose, the pledge, and why "I wouldn't do that to her" is the slickest fly in the box.

Over the weekend Anthropic's CEO, Dario Amodei published a long, trembling essay called We Must Pace the Frontier . After months of A.I. models getting better at building the next models, after rogue agent swarms already slipped the leash, t he high priests of silicon suddenly want to take it slower. Evil Trump just told them to keep going largely because another country will.    

Twenty-five years later the names still get read. The families still fold in half. And New York's first Muslim socialist mayor and AOC still found something to giggle about while it happened. The camera cut from a man with his face buried in his arms to Mamdani and Ocasio-Cortez leaning in, smiling, then laughing as relatives kept reciting the dead. They treated the reading like a side conversatio...

Dolly Parton's private funeral was Friday- An American original, she was humble to the end, no circus, no politicians working the rope line. Elsewhere: Trump is squeezing Iran, where a hardliner dropped dead in mid-speech on Saturday night. It's bad omen energy you can't script.  

Some absolute legend (or pure chaos agent) strolls into an L.A. City Council meeting and drops the proposal of the century: "Free Hygienic Sexual Relief Programs" for the unhoused. Not showers. Not condoms, but Full-service, city-funded, hygienic  relief . Because apparently tents, fentanyl, and open-air everything else just weren't complete without taxpayer-sponsored climax care!

Bored with avocado toast & gratuitous Netflix checks in Montecito, Prince Harry & Meghan have decided the UK needs their special brand of drama injected straight back into the royal bloodstream. After spending years casually implying the entire country is a racist hellscape, they're packing up the kids and their victim complex for a triumphant return!

L.A. sidewalks just got a whole lot more… hospitable. The L.A. City Council voted 10-3 to yank the anti-camping bans from a dozen spots across Hollywood, Silver Lake, and Echo Park. Urban campers are officially invited to roost, stretch out, and make themselves at home!  Meanwhile, in Sacramento, the CA Energy Commission doesn't need your permission, your vote to impose the USA's first mandatory e...

The California Energy Commission votes unanimously to regulate replacement tires! By 2033 the rules wipe out roughly 70% of the tires currently on the shelf. This is the same playbook that turned CA into the high-cost totalitarian socialist showcase: endless new mandates, less competition, everything more expensive than anywhere else.   

Hayden Panettiere—Claire Bennet, the unkillable cheerleader from Heroes , Juliette Barnes from Nashville , Kirby from Scream —found unresponsive in a Greenville, South Carolina apartment Sunday afternoon. Age 36.  She'd been open about the long war with alcohol, opioids, postpartum depression, the "happy pills" that started it all as a teenager.  

Prediction markets indicate Sandy Cortez has passed Marco Rubio, with a 13% chance of winning the Presidency in 2028. The Squad's original "it girl," she's become the ultimate barometer in the heat of our collective late-Summer boredom.