Evil Thoughts

Tucker Carlson's gone full dystopian homeboy painting A.I. as a silicone serpent slithering into our lives sucking up all the water, electricity & jobs.  Meanwhile former olympian, David Hearn pleads not guilty to TDS at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. He's looking at 10 years.

Trump doubles down on strikes, the end game- economic strangulation. Kharg Island, the Crown Jewel of Iran's oil industry is in the crosshairs.

Trump holds a press conference at the NATO meeting this AM. While giving feckless members the side eye, Iran's back on the front burner hotter than a Strait of Hormuz tanker fire. The President walks a fine line between Herbert Hoover & Teddy Roosevelt. 

Trump touches down in Ankara like he owns the place. Erdogan rolls out the red carpet thicker than a Turkish rug, and the rest of NATO gets front-row seats to the ultimate bromance sequel. Deals, dinners, (Greenland is on the menu, lol) and enough shade to power a solar farm. Hilarity? Guaranteed.     Trump is in Turkey at a NATO meeting. Hilarity ensues.

While the fireworks are still smoking ignorant people get bored. The Declaration didn't promise utopia—it armed free people with the ultimate cheat code against tyranny. 250 years in, some are still trying to cancel the source code. Others are reloading it.        

On the eve of America's 250th birthday, we're diving deep into why the Declaration of Independence remains one of the most explosive, influential, and revolutionary pieces of parchment ever written — a document that didn't just birth a nation, it lit the fuse for global freedom movements that reshaped the world.    

Buckle up, hairless apes- America's throwing a birthday bash for its bad-ass past while the Left doubles down on importing the Third World. As Trump heads to the Teddy Roosevelt Presidential Library, one side celebrates American exceptionalism, while victorious DSA candidates in Colorado wave red flags & cheer on open borders.  

SCOTUS rules that babies born to those illegally in the U.S. are citizens under the 14th Amendment. MENSA reject Ketanji Brown Jackson argues it's like stealing a wallet in Japan.   

Like a slumlord papering over the cracks in a roach infested rent controlled apartment, NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani pulled a Hakeem with a smile and a pivot, pretending the 'new' Democratic Socialism isn't the same old cancer that's been metastasizing since Bernie and AOC turned the Dems into a grievance factory.   

As we roll into the final weekend before America's 250th B-day bash, we examine the political tug of war over the President's efforts to spiff up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which is becoming an apt metaphor for the D.C. swamp itself. What would the Founding Geezers think?  

The ground is literally shaking in Venezuela while the political fault lines in America crack wide open. Twin monsters hit South America, socialist crazies sweep NYC primaries, the socialist wing just ate Hakeem's lunch, and this AM SCOTUS slapped down (or neutered) Trump's TPS rollback.

Socialist Earthquake in last night's NYC primary as 3 DSA congressional candidates defeat business-as-usual democrats. Some, like Steven A Smith think this bodes well for the midterms, others caution... be careful what you wish for! Somewhere, the ghost of  H.L. Mencken is pouring a stiff drink & lighting a cigar.  

Now that Musk and Ro Khanna have swatted the hornets nest that is USAID, we learn some of that money ended up at the Wuhan Institute! Non profit money laundering is a thing in CA, too with Gavin and his wife taking full advantage of state laws which allow them to play fast & loose.  

Elon Musk just signaled lawsuit inbound on Rep. Ro Khanna (CA) after he dropped a nuclear-level exaggeration: claiming 4.5 million kids have been "sentenced to death" by DOGE's defunding of USAID. Elsewhere, after a rocky weekend, the Iranian talks continue but the MOU is like an iceberg, there's a lot more going on just underneath the surface.  

The Iran deal survives its first major hiccup after yet another overnight Israel-Hezbollah skirmish. Then the man who helped build a $3-trillion A.I. empire finally explains why he's worn the exact same black leather jacket, black shirt, and black pants for decades. Decision fatigue? Genius? Or just rich-guy laziness?  

Adam Schiff joins the ranks of Lefties lining up to lust after Elon's cash, I'd like to point out that if we harvested 1 kidney from the total number of politicians in the U.S. we could give one to every person currently on the wait list.

Trump holds court at the G-7. We break down the Memorandum of Understanding w/ Iran and explain what it means. Trump- if they get cute we'll drop more bombs on their heads, then drops a metaphorical one,  "They laughed at Obama," they said, "He's a stupid son of a bitch. "

Price of oil way down, as Trump announces he's going to read the Iran deal out loud during a press conference, to force the "journalists" in the media to accurately cover it. Meanwhile, whistleblowers come forward & allege that Gavin & his wife, Jennifer are playing fast & loose with government $. He's crying he's on Trump's hit list. DoJ investigates.

The Stock Market explodes as The Iran deal drops this Friday. Obama's response: low-key bitter. Trump hosts UFC 250 on the South Lawn at the WH. Smug lefties like David Brooks at PBS hate it- calling it evidence of cultural decline. Men wearing dresses reading to kids and competing in women's sports was fine, though. Pick a lane.     

SpaceX just dropped the biggest IPO in history — a record-shattering $75 billion monster that could push Elon Musk into official trillionaire territory. R ockets are flying, the valuation is insane, and right on cue a conga line of lefty cash vampires has formed up, hips swinging, nostrils flaring, ready to tax, regulate, steal every last dollar of that new wealth.  Meanwhile, in L.A. they're stil...

Trump just opened a massive can of whoop ass on Iran — and he's not done. He's going FULL BANCHI & taking Kharg Island, Iran's golden oil-export goose in the Persian Gulf. The man with the Big Stick- finally swinging hard. Meanwhile… SpaceX goes PUBLIC tomorrow in what's shaping up to be the largest IPO in history. Rocket fuel for the markets or the ultimate hype cycle? Joe's got the investor take...

Jimmy Kimmel just threw a parade on Spencer Pratt's political corpse because LA gets to stay exactly the same level of screwed… and Skid Row voters got paid to make sure of it. Meanwhile, the Iran ceasefire might already be toast. Stay tuned. R u Ready for Rain yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Nithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over...

You think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG.   This fight is BIGGER THAN LA . It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional it gets. The Machine sells Jill Biden's shiny new memoi...

On the Fox & Friends couch this AM Spencer Pratt claimed he's got divine backup for next week's LA Mayoral Primary. Elsewhere Jill Biden takes gaslighting to a whole new level claiming she'd never seen Joe glitch & stall out like he did during that disastrous 2024 debate. Who's more delusional?