Everything's Scary @ 3 A.M.

John and Mandi grease back their hair and put on their leather jackets for 2023's DARK HARVEST. Can they 1960's style rampage their way through small town conspiracies involving corn harvests, murderous malevolent pumpkin beasts, and hilarious amounts of gore? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com...

Mandi and John try to keep their heads forward and turn the subtitles on for 2019's THE VIGIL. Can they bone crack their way through giant exposition basement TVs, mouth hair, and working very hard to hear the dialog over sound effects and music? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voice...

ESAT3AM returns with every glass shattered and multiple calls from the network with 2023's LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL. Can they keep their ratings up in spite of cold reading regurgitating psychics, mesmeric worm obsessed skeptics and an ending with Kubrickian levels of weird stuff to unpack? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/...

Mandi and John put on sweat inducing leather and answer every unknown number for 2023's SUITABLE FLESH. Can they body swap their way through reverse camera crushings, hypno-stabbing, and awkward admissions from husbands? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/ev...

John and Mandi grab their cellphone necklaces and start memorizing maps for 2006's SILENT HILL. Can they barbwire crawl their way through acid spitting tube men, EZ-peel Anna, and the crispification of Cybil? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-sc...

Mandi and John grab their "chicken" cookies and massively rewrite Roman Mythology for 2020's CUPID. Can we valentine our way through cutthroat card throwing, one dozen throat roses and the evil that is... THE POPULAR GIRL? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://...

John and Mandi prepare their most potent poking sticks and grab change for the pay toilets while watching 1991's ALLIGATOR 2: THE MUTATION. Can they wade their way through villainous land developing genetics lab owners, pathetic politicians and the most antisocial alligator on the west coast? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/...

ESat3AM finishes it's look at anthology horror with GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES S1E5: "PICKMAN'S MODEL". Will the sight of spooky art drive them to the brink of madness? or is it just the accents? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://an...

ESat3AM continues it's look at anthology horror with ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK: S2E9 "THE TALE OF MIDNIGHT MADNESS" Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_N...

ESat3AM continues it's look at anthology horror with TALES FROM THE CRYPT S6E1: LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME. Can we talk our way out of this or are we to stuck out in the sticks? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo...

ESat3am starts out a month long look at anthology horror from the small screen with CREEPSHOW SEASON 1, EPISODE 6: SKINCRAWLERS. Can they slide their way through Chunk or Hunk, taco snobbery or eyeball wigglers? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-sca...

Mandi and John start the New Year off right with 2023's COCAINE BEAR. Can they snort their way through lines of laughably bad park punks, abysmally inaccurate park rangers, and rampaging ursine hopped up on booger sugar? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/ev...

John and Mandi bake a fresh batch of skin cookies and ready the old snatching tent for 2017's MOTHER KRAMPUS. Can they force push their way through convoluted murder plots, Christmas light sticks, and neck candy canes? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/ever...

Mandi and John ready their fingers for tiny door opening and do their best not to feed their dog a car for 2021's THE ADVENT CALENDAR. Can they ICH their way through stolen little blue pills of MURDER, sympathetic truck crushing, and French rules for surviving a horror movie? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https:/...

John and Mandi put on their track suits and dream of better movies while suffering through 2023's IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. Can they drag their feet through bland characters with vaguely defined connections, Costuming and Actors who deserved to be in a better movie, and some kind of drone plot point that comes out of nowhere and makes no sense? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitt...

Mandi and John grab their train robbing bandannas and open every suspicious trunk we can find for 2020's THE PALE DOOR. Can we old-school gunfight our way out of burned witch prostitutes, sudden bird emesis and the shear awesomeness that is Dodd? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voice...

John and Mandi grab their finest train attire and ignore all telegrams for 1989's BEYOND THE DOOR 3. Can they locomote their way through pancake makeup'd villagers, tilting crossing signs and a train so bloodthirsty it'll circle back and kill you in the middle of a lake? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: http...

Mandi and John anoint themselves with oil and hop on to their Vespas for 2023's THE POPE'S EXORCIST. Can we pray our way through closet demon beat downs, guilt ridden cardinal eating, or the books being good? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everything...

ESat3AM returns to find a popup where a podcast should be in 2022's SPIRIT HALLOWEEN: THE MOVIE. Can we haunt our way through murderous animatronics, modded foam dart guns and a surprisingly well acted tale fit for the whole family? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://...

John and Mandi ready their axes and watch out for sharp stones in 2020's BOYS FROM COUNTY HELL. Can they dodge rampaging bulls that aren't actually bulls, drunken hemophagic security guards and William's mom messing up the plan? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: http...

Mandi and John grab their craziest straws and aim for the giant red nose for 1988's KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! Can they honk their way through homely homicidal harlequins, furiously fist fighting funnymen and some kind of weird popcorn clown eggs? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a...

John and Mandi sharpen their axes and check their sleeping bags on the floor for spiders with 2022's A TOWN FULL OF GHOSTS. Can they get a return on investment while dealing with Bert-I.-Growing wasp nests, ghost whiskey and the maze that really should've been torn down on the first day? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/...

John and Mandi walk on to death row and check most of their weapons at the door for 2023's NEFARIOUS. Can they converse their way through demonic mind games, cruel denials of last meals and realistic finger snapping all while having a very deep and sometimes disturbing discussion on theology? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/...

Mandi and John buy prepackaged foods and water purifiers for 1987's THE CURSE. Can they deal with Evil Craven and his ominous banjo, melty mom and the iron hands of Farmer Crane? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo by G...

John and Mandi get ready for a new season and new semester by grabbing pop rocks and soda before a wild dorm hootenanny with 1998's URBAN LEGEND. Can they matriculate through misplaced antagonist anger, deadly tire spikes and beat down for everyone who tries to help? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am....