Everything But The Cats

This week we officially begin our long running Monster of the Week campaign. Monster hunters Allen Cage, Ambrose Penderghast, and Thomas Bingus travel to the remote town of Barrow's Crossing, New Jersey to investigate reports of mutilated pets and livestock only to find that animals are not the only things in danger. What mysteries do the pine barrens hold? Will the hunters save the small town...

This week we begin a new journey where we will play Monster of the Week and follow the adventures of a group of eclectic monster hunters as they journey across the United States, and maybe even the world. Today we meet the hunters and get them prepared to go on a journey together. What will they encounter? Will they meet new friends along the way? How will they fare in the wild world that has just...

We are in the midst of the world cup; a tournament held every four years that the soccer world goes mad for. And this time around, the tournament is hosted in North America. Join us as we make predictions on basically every step of the process for the world cup. If you want to argue, have your own predictions, or whatever let us know in the comments, by email, or on our social media. Thank you to...

Have you ever wanted to be an anthropomorphic bear trying to steal honey from a honey convention while convincing the world around you that you are in fact a human? Well look no further than honey heist, the one-page RPG that we had a blast playing with our friend Nick. Do you have suggestions for other episodes? Do you want to come on? Do you have questions for how or why we did things a certain...

The Premier League season is in the books, which means it's time for final grades. This week, our panel of supporters from Arsenal, Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham look back on the biggest stories of the 2025/2026 season. We hand out season ratings, discuss the best and worst signings, evaluate manager performances, and decide how satisfied or worried we are going into next se...

When you hear the name Satan, what comes to mind? Do you picture a man in a sharp suit driving a fast car? Do you picture an actor from a movie you saw once? How about a dragon or snake? If you have been raised in the west with western media then you probably actually imagine a red guy with horns, hooves, and a pitchfork. You also probably assume he is the king of Hell. But what if I told you that...

This week DJ takes Gage through the astonishing history behind one of the most iconic modern gestures, the high five, and how culturally important it is. Was it born in a legendary Dodgers game in 1977? Does it stretch back to jazz clubs and wartime camaraderie? Was it invented by a cartoon girl who could travel through time? All of these theories will be tested and tried as we seek to discuss the...

We had the pleasure once again to be joined by our friend Nathan Hurley of Fox Royale and the Royale Cinema Lounge (and many more things by now) to discuss what has been going on with the cinema lounge as well as a lot of movie and tv nonsense. Do you like good music? Check out Fox Royale! Do you like movies, but specifically the feeling of putting a VHS on while there are good food and drinks for...

Disclaimer: None of us are professionals and none of our opinions should be regarded as those of professionals. The stories we tell in this episode are purely based on personal experiences and curiosity. If you are struggling with addiction and would like help, we recommend reaching out to someone you trust, finding a program in your city, or check this link for various other resources https://www...

This week DJ teaches Gage several things from the perspective of a father. Things that you may or may not have learned, things you may know way better than we do, and maybe even things you care about. Tune in to hear the fatherly advice of DJ.00:20 - Intro 05:58 - How to cook meat31:58 - How to tie your shoes48:28 - How to start a new hobby 1:05:31 - How to know what's wrong with your car1:09:...

This week we had the pleasure to hang out with Union Omaha forward Dylan Borczak to discuss his journey from Detroit to Omaha and everywhere in between. Whether it's playing soccer at the college level, sharing the field with some of the greatest players in the US leagues, or just doing life in an effort to be more like Jesus, tune in to hear Dylan's story and his thoughts on the beautiful...

Disclaimer: We have a deep respect for the paranormal and cryptozoological communities, and out of that love and respect we have decided to have some fun this April Fool's day by poking fun at a thing we both appreciate. Any likeness expressed by our friend Nick is purely coincidental and everything in this episode is in good fun. This week we are joined by long time paranormal investigator Bu...

Though this technically isn't our first time recording in person, this will be the first time that you, dear viewer, get to actually see the video that came from it. Today we are celebrating two things: firstly that we both made it to 30, and secondly that we hit 100 youtube subscribers! To celebrate, DJ has visited Gage and we decided to debate about it. Who won each debate? What topics shoul...

In celebration of his birthday, Gage decided it would be a good idea to ruin one of his favorite shows of all time: Naruto. On a serious note, Gage wanted to share this series that he loves dearly with his best friend, and also with you dear listeners. So whether you've seen Naruto or not, please tune in with us to hear the story from the beginning to the end (except for Boruto) as we go on a...

One of our favorite episodes from our early days of audio-only podcasting was our draft episode. It just felt like us, it allowed for a fun game, and it helped us to get comfortable in this world of content creation. To help us revisit some of what we originally did, as well as to supply an episode that has been requested a surprising amount, we are back with some more drafts! Who had the better d...

This was originally scheduled to release on Valentine's weekend, but due to life circumstances it is coming out a bit late. However, we asked Garrett to join us again so that we could do what we do best and give relationship advice to complete strangers. Do you agree with us? Do you disagree? If you have your own takes, leave them in the comments below. Like and subscribe and all that jazz, bu...

When you think of Canada what comes to mind? Large antlered animals (moose)? Ice hockey? Poutine?! How about maple syrup? Canada produces the overwhelming majority of the world's maple syrup, and Quebec specifically produces about 77% of it. And in 2012, with mounting tensions, some good planning, and a bit of a capitalistic spark, at least 17 men worked together to pull off the most expensive...

In 2022 Vincent Gepson robbed a bank in Joplin Missouri. He took meticulous care to not be caught, but still was. Join us as DJ explains some of the background to the case as well as the pieces of evidence that would eventually land Vincent back in jail. If you're new here and like hanging out with us, why don't you make that a regular thing and start by subscribing and liking? Thank you r...

In our continued efforts to talk about everything, we have finally turned to the thing most podcasts eventually become, reacting to reddit posts. And today we are joined by a special guest: Angela! Tune in to hang out with the three of us as we answer pressing questions, give our two cents on moral issues, and discuss the implications of cylinders and M&M tubes. If you have posts that you woul...

This week the boys are joined by their friend Hayden to talk all things football, including his loyalty as a Seahawks fan, the basics of the game, and our predictions of what will happen for the rest of the playoffs. For the record, this was recorded on Friday night, before any of the games the weekend of the second round. We were wrong on at least one metric. Anywho, thank you for hanging out wit...

In our first episode of 2026, and in celebration of DJ's 30th birthday, we have decided to dive deeply into the Cradle Series by Will Wight. Join us as DJ does his best to tell the full, inerrant story of this series (abridged, of course). Two warnings: Spoilers ahead for major portions of the Cradle series. Also, major mistakes in the retelling ahead are very possible, though not guaranteed....

This week the group of unconventional field agents attempt to find and secure the anomaly causing all the Christmas havoc in Starlight Glen. Will they succeed? Will they fail spectacularly? Will any of them still have frozen yogurt privileges by the end of this mission? Tune in to find out!

To celebrate hitting the 100 episode milestone, we take a moment to let our listeners behind the curtain to discuss what we have liked about the previous 99 episodes, what we want to do differently in the next 100, and a few other fun topics that come up along the way. We hope you enjoy an opportunity to see the thought process behind what we do, to give us ideas if you would like to, and maybe ev...

This Christmas DJ takes us once again to Starlight Glen, but this year we are trying something new: Triangle Agency. This style of TTRPG is similar to the SCP foundation, and using this framework we return to our Christmas-y town to solve yet another mystery and save...Christmas? Not sure on that last one yet, but only time will tell. 00:32 - Intro 01:24 - Ground Rules and Roles 14:07 - Meet the C...

Everyone has their favorite holiday traditions. Maybe it is where you go, maybe it is who you spend time with, and maybe it is the food you eat. For us, Eggnog is one of the things we love about the holidays, and we wanted to share that love with you by doing a brief history on how we got this eggy drink. Do you have hard opinions on eggnog? Do you have a favorite store bought brand? Is eggnog act...