Earwash

Omni-critic Horace Perrault answers some emergency questions, with answers that encompass starch, annoying the English and communicating with cats

Today's value pack is extra large, encompassing nearly an hour. And what does that ear-hour contain? Excessive postmodernism, guys talking about their feelings, musical interludes, oddments from Douglas's notebooks, and a slow-talking snail. The quintessential Earwash experience

How will Earwash mark it's third birthday? You'll just have to listen and find out...

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular was meant to join us today to talk about his search for a job, but instead he takes us on a tangent involving naked rollerskaters, sexually ambiguous actors, and the eroticism of Sean Connery's receding hairline

This week's value pack contains such diverse contents as words, worms, pizza and a discussion of TikTok that is very out of date. Bon appetit

This week we are joined by Horace Perrault, critic of everything, who has some thoughts about ANZAC Day

Today's value pack is a six pack; six episodes, six very diferent listening experiences, but all alike in oddness

Another value pack is on the discount shelf today, containing five episodes for the price of one. May contain traces of: Italian plumbers, piscine light features and American politics

Today the Earwig answers some Emergency Questions, and the chat covers such diverse topics as dung beetles, immortality via animated TV shows and insectoid perceptions of colour

This week's Value Pack, half-hidden amongst the heavily discounted Easter eggs, is unseasonably seasonal - it contains episodes relating to Christmas and New Year's Eve, as well as a stale meme and an episode I really regret

Chef Ludwig Rinder­kennzeichnungs-und-Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz explains exactly what happened with his restaurant's now-infamous Easter menu…

This week's Earwash Value Pack has something to suit every taste, as long as you define 'every' narrowly to include only satire by AI, a critique of the nature of God, failed true crime podcasts and free-form weirdness

As it's Easter Sunday, Earwash is going a bit more respectable this week with an intellectually improving selection of interesting words and their definitions from Douglas's notebooks. But this being Earwash, there's also a disturbingly named cactus. Happy Easter

This week's value pack is worth its weight in centipede drumsticks, as it contains both the first appearance of Keven the Centipede and Earwash's exclusive coverage of the 2023 Centipede Cup. In other words, this is Earwash at its finest

In this week's misophonic nightmare, a new guest drops in. His name is Adrian, he makes ASMR, and he has a very gentle voice. So listen in, and be soothed by the dulcet tones of Mr A. S. M. R-R

Wednesdays are bin night around Douglas's area, so it's only fitting that Wednesday is also the day that the Earwash value packs are dumped on your feed on Wednesdays as well. Today's torn bin bag of a podcast contains notebook nonsense, American nonsense and country music nonsense

This week Douglas's American neighbour Jennifer answers some Emergency Questions, giving us her thoughts on the meaning of life, the funniest thing that has ever happened to her at a funeral, and her most appealing habit

You can really taste the savings in this week's value pack, containing such diverse ingredients as Silverfish mating rituals, the first appearance of omni-critic Horace Perrault, and the most ominous skincare ad ever

This week Douglas make another attempt at breaking into the lucrative "three guys talking about nothing" style of podcasting with a new lineup of one chef, one insect and one Douglas. I know the title of this one sounds like an innuendo but for once in the history of this podcast we have here an episode containing not a single double entendre

Today's value pack contains unexpected outbreaks of constitutional law, a horoscope, a country music album/Homeric epic and the beginnings of the great Earwig-Silverfish rivalry. 

This week's low-effort episode delves into one of Douglas's notebooks, and contains a succession of disturbing concepts involving the ghost from the Mario games and car keys

This week's Earwash Value Pack is a more experimental pack, containing Jonathan Crepuscular's erotica, Douglas's standup, and an unfortunate outbreak of ASMR content

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular answers some Emergency Questions (courtesy of the book 'Emergency Questions' by Richard Herring). Bodily juices shall be reflavoured, thighs shall be touched and a new emergency question shall be created, all in the time it takes to boil an egg

As a midweek treat, refresh your ears with the first five episodes of Earwash, freshly liberated from the back-catalogue. Listen entranced to the first appearances of Earwash regulars Bruce Plank, Jonathan Crepuscular, Jennifer Cash and the Earwig, as well the inaugural notebook episode.

It's Episode 150! 150! 150 episodes of this nonsense! And after 150 episodes, 6 bonus episodes and over a total of over 17 hours of audio oddness, Douglas has an announcement...