Dummies With Dice

Finding Minerva the Planar Witch proves to be challenging at every step... Enter the pit of lava! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trisston Hayes Theme song is “The Intense Fiddle” by Ben Caldera Cov...

Searching the home of a planar witch isn't the most simple of tasks for the dummies... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trisston Hayes Theme song is “The Intense Fiddle” by Ben Caldera Cover art by A...

Happy Christmas And Merry New Year to you all!! Our dummies have found a very important item for their quest which unveils the way forward as they begin their next steps in the right direction... Hopefuly! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as...

The party is left with the struggle of who is real and a fearsome enemies who stand in their way... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trisston Hayes Theme song is “The Intense Fiddle” by Ben Caldera C...

Our weary party needed a night of relaxation and reward, thus stumbling upon the Pleasure Pile party palace with a night of fun and memories they might want to forget going forward... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Ed...

The dummies have escaped the dungeon of deception and are in need of some good rest to make their way back home to Ironspine Keep... what shenanigans could await them now. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mix...

WE'RE BACK! The dummies continue their adventure through the dungeon of deception or is it deceit? ehh who cares ITS TIME FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AGAIN BABY! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trissto...

Today we present a new vampire adventure as a bonus! Ryan Tucker is on vacation so we recruited our old pal Ryan Hart to record with us for this special bonus! Enjoy your dummies being violent vampires... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. This episode of Dummies With Dice features Kelli Lee as Vera Vansickle, Nate Chambers as Carrion Cross...

The dummies adventure through the dungeon of deception and find that the name fits the dungeon with secrets good and bad lying everywhere... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trisston Hayes Theme song...

Our dummies are off to explore a dungeon known as Dungeon of Deception! the location given by a new friend who came and went with no wrong doing for once.. but what does this dungeon of lies hold for our party deep within?.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crys...

Hey there listeners of dummies with this here is just a little info dump about the future of dummies with dice and explaining that we will be taking a small break from releasing an episode to gather and get some things ready. Plus is gives my players a break to take some time from recording all the time! Big thanks to our sponsor Dubby Energy, our patreon paid and non paying members, we thank all...

Our dummies have spent the day with their guards and "fixers" to properly assign placement and belonging and ween out the weaklings! Along with solving the Glabbagool problem... with no immediate danger what will be our adventurers next objective? Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nat...

The Dummies leave the camp in their dust with their smooth talking departure and return to ironspine keep their homenbase, though to find that they have lots of people who need guidance and a keep to maintain properly.. and of course hearing from an old friend... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as...

In a camp full of cultists Duke Crystal does the unexpected and talks his way through while the rest of the party had to handle their own entry into the camp... but of course as is the circle of life duke decided talking wasnt the way to go. Will our dummies save the hostages or lose them to the cultists.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use....

The dummies have a time of peace as they explore, cook, and plan in their new home base of Ironspine Keep! unfortunately peace wont last because they know magic scrolls need collected!... (WE USED A PHYSICAL MAP FOR THIS THAT TRISSTON DREW, thats why it sucks. THE IMAGE WILL BE UPLOADED ON OUR PATREON FOR PAID MEMBERS! take the map print it out and use it yourself!) Content Warning: Violence, prof...

The Horde continues its attack the dummies fight hard to fend off the undead army.. with the loss of their good friend Archie Ortiz the goal of survival becomes slightly harder! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited a...

The Dummies have been led to a fortress and forced to defend it with their lives for freedom, will they survive the continuing onslaught of an undead army or fall like their friend Archie Ortiz.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Tucker as Fleastick...

Our Dummies have gained a piece of the information from the magic scroll, but this information will send them on a greater journey to truly escape this world.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly...

Join us for part 1 of our first mini series Lord of the Dummies as we follow Thalindra the Lindon Elf, Guldarin Ranger of the North, and Grenthran Mountainpast of the Iron Hill Dwarves as they go on a journey to a familiar place to meet with a familiar face.. and begin perilous quest to help stop darkness from creeping across Middle Earth! (The system we used is a dnd 5e conversion of "The Lord of...

The time has come our dummies have found the scroll they've been searching for, on its pages secrets to be revealed.. knowledge to be gained.. but at what cost? Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly...

The Vault Awaits hidden and its location known only by prisoner 13, so the dummies decide to use her and find the vault for themselves! Let the fun begin in the unholy place the vault has been hidden inside of... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Har...

The time has come for the dummies to decide their next step after making enemies with the lords alliance, its time for our party to question prisoner 13...or loot a ship? Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as Fleastick...

The Dummies make a narrow escape with their mission somewhat accomplished. Prisoner 13 is out of Revels End but it seems the Lords Alliance isn't going to let the prisoner get away! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker a...

The dummies have infiltrated the prison Revels End in which is holding prisoner 13. Our party have been tasked with breaking prisoner 13 out to gain access to information about a vault with dimension magic info inside... Will our dummies be able to extract with the prisoner? Will she be willing to even give them the info?! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug...

Our party of dummies have progressed toward Phandalin in search of Varrin Axebreaker to find aid in their dimensional troubles and Varrin may have some answers in exchange for completing a special prison break.. its time for our party to go to prison! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin...