Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes have taken bad voice potions and are going about their days! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very challenging negotiation with wrestling promoters, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is taking Will on a tour of Assguardian careers, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) visited Krendan and planned their shared address to the Hall of Heroes. What could possibly go...

Cormium Planteer has been granted sanctuary! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was proud of his grotesque preparations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to connect with Cormium despite being angry at his friends, and after the interrogation Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to play Blood Games. What could possible happen next in Assguard? Find out next,...

Our heroes are bringing Butthole to see Cormium Planteer! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) unknowingly turned his room into a magical Sanctuary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a break through with Cormium during their talk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his potions and masks to hide everything charming about Cormium from Butthole. But what will happen when th...

Our heroes are struggling with the Cormium problem! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visited Krendan who agreed to found the Ass Guard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Juniper and quickly lost patience with Cormium Planteer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) bided his time waiting for Juniper to get even angrier. But what does Cormium really want to say to Butth...

Our heroes are sorting out their various plans within Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed yet another hero to the nation before heading to see Krendan, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a new friend to share his love of nature with, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the tool he needed to disarm Cormium Planteer. But what Planteer based dang...

Cormium Planteer has been imprisoned and strangers are arriving to help Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was delighted to discover heroes from across the world were coming to the city, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to be absolutely sure Cormium Planteer wouldn’t be mistreated, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got Reginald to secure the prisoner. Who...

Cormium Planteer has taken sanctuary in Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was equal parts worried and excited about falling for the handsome rogue, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is worried about the prisoner’s boredom while they determine if he’s a threat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t believe jailing someone is a big deal. Will Cormium turn out...

Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help...

Our heroes have saved Baldur’s Gate and returned home! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to being King Butthole who has no memory of his crimes, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed back to Gartok who was horrified by the memories he had gained, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was relieved to be the most morally flexible of the group once again. But what thre...

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Our heroes have defeated the Nightmare Lord! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) massacred his way through a small army before killing his ultimate enemy, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) saved Zabianna from death at the Nightmare Lord’s hands, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a scroll of locate person to find Ginny alive and well. But can these heroes unite Duke Raveng...

Our anti-heroes have defeated Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept stabbing until there was no unstabbed Zog left, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) fought three werefolk at once while dropping insults the whole time, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was lost to her wolf for a moment before taking control. But can our heroes survive a fireball blasted at...

Our anti-heroes are in combat with Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified to learn his daughter may have been kidnapped, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrilled to be able to go into full murder mode, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to resist Zog’s call and contain her inner wolf. But can they survive a battle to the death with Zog...

Our anti-heroes have saved the hostages and are on the hunt for the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cracked open a ton of hostage cages during an underwater battle, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed a wizard and a wereshark by falling down or riding chains up, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to war under the water as a wereshark, protecting the othe...

Our anti-heroes are on their way to save the hostages! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) rescued and freed a captive owlbear, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped solved the mystery of the available potions, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure her companions didn’t end up accidentally cursed with lycanthropy. But are gills all these heroes need to get the hostage...

Our anti-heroes have taken over a lab and found the hostages! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disguised himself using a wolf corpse, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped stealthily massacre the mad-scientist wolves, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left his companions behind to check on the hostages. But what will these heroes do now they’ve discovered the hostages ar...

Our anti-heroes have slaughtered a cave full of werewolves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a mage hand to turn the guards against each other, Echo’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) moonbeam continued to be an anti-wolf terror weapon, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) activated “blender mode” as he dove into combat. But what will our heroes learn as they interrogate a de...

Our anti-heroes are moving further into the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a ballista against his enemies, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her moonbeam to eliminate foes trying to escape, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hurled Molotov cocktails until no one was left alive. But what will happen when they face Zog and the rest of the gang under...

Our anti-heroes are assaulting the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to sneak in but was swiftly identified by an underwater guard dog, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her magic to protect her sneaky companion, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used the fires of his atheism to attack the enemy heavy weapons. But can Quinny survive hiding below an...

Our anti-heroes are on their way to storm the werewolve’s lair! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rebalanced her spells, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was overjoyed when the tavern was assaulted and he got to fight, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the skies to find Ginny before combat happened. Can these heroes defeat the werewolves quickly enough to distract t...

Our anti-heroes are attempting to bait the Nightmare Lord! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tested out her new knives killing traitors, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the newspaper to start hyping a Hitman v Nightmare Lord showdown, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prevented any of this from immediately getting them killed. But can our heroes survive a battle...

Our anti-heroes have brought 9 Fingers Keene into their confidence! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) passed messages back and forth with Ginny through place mats,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) collected a list of traitorous guild members to kill, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully form an alliance with the former Guild. Can these heroes survive their coming...

Our anti-heroes have found Ginny during their search for 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally got birthday presents she liked,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a price to kill Larry the explosives dealer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started researching the Good Works Corporation. But will Ginny blow the team’s cover, or will the team b...

Our anti-heroes are making their way to find 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched from playing knives with Zabianna to playing cards,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught a guild representative and sewed Friend a new ass, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to win over the guild master of Baldur’s Gate. But will buying tokens to access the up...

Our anti-heroes have destroyed a slaughterhouse and the Harveys! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blasted their opponents with an ice storm,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized the group is being watched covertly, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) blasted apart villains and a building with bombs. But what will happen next as our heroes continue their quest to save B...