Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Fight Night is almost upon our heroes at the Thiefys! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) leads the gang to the Mirage’s brothel, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) dons his classic f**k harness, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets box seats with her Dad, and Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has his first encounter with Merle Streep! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!...

It’s the first day of the Thiefys and the heist has begun! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) interrogates the service staff, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) get caught up in a high-stakes gambling fiasco, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reminisces about the Donkey Wars and unveils his latest persona: The Forsaken! Also featuring our aweso...

Having arrived at the Mirage Casino and Hotel, our heroes plan to steal a Thiefy! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets a surprise invite to meet the head of the Thieves Guild, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out a secret about the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles), and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) catches up with his old friends from the Greywater Syndicate...

Having joined forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles), our heroes gear up for the Thiefys! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) chooses yet another new name, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is excited to get into the thick of things, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is drawn even further into #ThiefLife! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!   ...

Having saved the Wind God, our heroes set sail for the Thiefys! Desperate to gain entrance to the awards show, our gang are forced to join forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) are suspicious of their new friend/rival, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts life anew as a Godless M...

Our heroes are battling the evil Augustin Palantir and an avatar of the Wind God itself! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) faces off against an old friend, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) “Wizard Fights” herself unconscious, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) races to defeat the whims of a God, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer’s feud comes to a shocking co...

Our heroes are fighting through a temple to save the Wind God, and they’ve created a sentient bindle! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) unearths a mystical priest, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) refuses to use magic, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is tempted by a bunch of golden stakes, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets in an epic Wizard Fight! Also featuring ou...

On the way to save the Wind God our heroes are trapped by monks in a wind-filled room! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) tries to weaponize his elemental allies, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) swears off healing, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaps someone unconscious and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets creative with a cloud of daggers! Also featuring our awesome...

Our heroes have to sneak into a temple and save a piece of the Wind God! They make allies inside the lungs of Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helps Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determine what Moonhammer wants from him, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turns into a bat again, and our gang hold a funeral for a fallen friend! Also featur...

Our heroes are trapped on an island surrounded by tornadoes and the only person who can help them is Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz)! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gets drunk after fighting with Moonhammer, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds true peace (if only for a few minutes), and our heroes join forces with a team of rocks! Also featuring Laura Hamstra (@lauraeham...

Our heroes set sail for the Thiefys, but things quickly get complicated! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogates and befriends his secret captive, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explains how the Thiefys actually work, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struggles with killing people she’s trying to capture, and they make a mysterious new friend (Eric Turkienicz)! Also featur...

Our heroes join forces with a Ghost Ship to lure Moby Death into an ambush! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) takes the helm during a naval battle, Moonhammer tests Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) by being no help in combat, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) uses a brand new spell to send Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) into a very unlikely duel! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom...

After promoting Slutty Dave to First Mate, our heroes plot to free Boots from a ghost ship! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovers that he really is the chosen one, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finds a bunch of money she forgot about, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) steers the Sea Witch into the Drifts, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) faces off with a Ghost! Also featur...

After stealing a boat of their own, our heroes are on a quest to find Captain Roberts’s (Alex Pinto) old crew! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) negotiates with a group of prisoners, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invents the Thaumaturgical cell phone, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks his life to save a random NPC, and Captain Roberts promotes a new first mate! Also featur...

After escaping enslavement our heroes attempt to steal a ship of their own! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) uses a brand new spell, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promotes Slutty Dave to Head Gunner, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to make the boat as sneaky as he is, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) begins the search for her original crew! Also featuring our awesome DM...

Our heroes are about to launch a slave revolt onboard the Death Wind! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to capture the wizard Blink, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempts to free the Oarsmen, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is determined to get her collar off, and Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto) duels First Mate Trogdor! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!...

After battling the leader of the Moonites in a courtroom, our heroes are forced to flee on the high seas! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) experiments with teleporting during battle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks it all for their Captain, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts a fight club, and our heroes befriend the Tiefling Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto)! Also featuri...

Butthole’s trial is over but the real battle is about to begin! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tries to master witch bolt, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) unleashes a devastating thunderwave, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protects his friends from Paladin Von Stross, and Butthole(Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) duels Fiddlesworth to decide who's the real priest of Moonhamme...

Butthole’s trial begins! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) manages to not barf during her opening statement, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunts for the elusive Fiddlesworth around town, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promises to kill all the Moonites to a mixed judicial response, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over the courtroom with her sick burns! Also...

The morning of Butthole’s trial is at hand! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is desperate to find a judge to impersonate, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) searches for the witnesses she needs for the case, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over an ally with song, and Butthole plots to capture or kill Fiddlesworth (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! Also featuring our awesome DM...

Our heroes have one day left to save Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) from being executed for accidentally creating the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turns into a bat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adopts an unlikely disguise, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) blackmails a judge and the real leader of the Moonites reveals himself with a heinous act! Also f...

Our heroes have two days left to save Butthole from being executed as the leader of the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finds a fortune in gold while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters lock-picking, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) creates a new version of prison chess with a Svart, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Lewin, @letwinka) won’t stop interrogating a dead foe!...

Our heroes have three days to save Butthole from execution as he’s been charged with leading the evil Moonites! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds a judge while wearing his sexiest outfit, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovers the gang’s old friend Carmine Falstaff, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) refuses to believe the mounting evidence that Fiddlesworth might be t...

Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is facing a death sentence, and his legal team consists of Alyn, Quinny and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka)! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) goes on an erotic adventure, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) drinks some ale in the bathroom, and we learn that the Moonites have the most confusing gang policy ever: FREE DRINKS OR DEATH! Also fe...

Butthole gets arrested while Quinny continues his search to find Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prays and finds out he’s going to die, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gets stuck with the task of becoming Butthole’s lawyer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets reminded several times that his friend is, in fact, Not Petyr Baelish!...