Double Feature Creatures

Attention Shoppers, the time has come if you have been listening you have been waiting for this Double Feature of Reign of Fire and Shaun of the Dead. While Bhavna explains why she does not like heart of darkness, Wes takes his own journey into darkness to explain why he wants to kill Ed. Dragons and Zombies and Apocalypse is now.  Join us for the final episode of year one here at the Sixville Mal...

Attention Shoppers, Space is the final found footage frontier, and for the Nice N Tight Matinee, we are doing the moon rock nightmare, Apollo 18. So put on your tinfoil hats and open your knees because at the Sixville Mall Theatre, we accept your little rocket ship. Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?u...

Attention Shoppers, it has happened again. Bhavna, Wes, and Guest Ryan Spearman would like to express our deepest sympathies to the family and fans of Anthony Head. This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago, but we are sure it is just a coincidence, just like the last few times. Please enjoy a mighty long episode dedicated to Streets of Fire and Repo the Genetic Opera. Did you know Wes is in it? He is...

Attention Shoppers, Bhavna and Wes did that thing where they see and talk about a current film and where the hell that seagull came from. Join us for some Back Room Entertainment where the imaginary fluff is people, kinda.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_...

Attention Shoppers, today we take a break from our regular content for a short very special episode to honor the late Donald Gibb as Wes breaks the news to the bag of squirrels.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Our link tree https://linktr...

Attention Shoppers, are you hardcore? Do you like Soho? Get ready for a hardcore in Soho double feature of Bruce Macdonald's Hardcore Logo and Edgar Wright's Last Night In Soho. Come trip balls and be haunted by the music.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

Attention Shoppers, you have seen Nosferatu, but have you seen it in space? With Coolio? And android sex workers? We did, and it was tight.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Our link tree https://linktr.ee/sixvillemallentertainment Gmail do...

Attention Shoppers, do you wish you could change time? Wes sure do, so we are covering Looper and About Time, two very different movies about very different people fucking with the timeline in VERY different ways.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=c...

Attention Shoppers, what are you eating? Is it what they are eating? This week's Nice N Tight Matinee will really make you think about what you swallow. That's right, Bhavna and Wes are covering The Stuff. It’s white, it’s sticky, and it’s sooo good. Come eat with us because America is in grave danger.   Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?...

Attention shoppers, do you like the dead? So do we, do you like Sam Raimi? One of us does. This week, Bhavna and Wes are diving into the direction choices of Sam Raimi with The Evil Dead and The Quick and the Dead Double Feature. So take your guns to town and watch out for the trees.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_s...

Attention, shoppers, Shark month is over and now it’s Bhavna's birthday, and the birthday girl is picking the flicks. So we have a double feature of The Guest and The Boat That Rocked AKA Pirate Radio. So come with us while we rock and roll with a dark wave-loving universal soldier.  Special performance by The Bag of Squirrels.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com...

Attention, shoppers, Shark Month is really something ain’t it? Bhavna and Wes are joined by Sharai Bohannon of Nightmare on Fierce Street for an incredible presentation of Jaws 3D “The one with Sea World” and Lake Placid “The one with Betty White” Come for the sharks and stay for the brutal beating of Alex Garland.  You can find Sharai  Instagram Twitter @ misssharai  Bluesky @sharai.bsky.social F...

Attention, shoppers, are you ready for some good old-fashioned childhood trauma? This week's Nice' N Tight Matinee is the animated classic that spawned direct-to-video as we know it (I assume), The Land Before Time. Hold on to your loved ones because they could go off a cliff at any time.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkn...

It’s SHARK MONTH MOTHER FUCKERS and Bhavna and Wes are bringing the shark movies to you and LIVE SHARKS to the Sixville Mall in an incredible shopping experience. Learn to survive with a double feature of The Meg and Deep Blue Sea. Strap on your shark fin hat and keep a beer in your hand always.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkno...

It’s almost March, and the clown down the road has his green milkshakes back again. But at the Sixville Mall Theatre, we are keeping it Nice and Tight with a horny little man, who is not Wes for once, with a Matinee of Leprechaun in the Hood. Drop a beat and your pants because everyone's crazy for a short man with money.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/Sixvil...

Welcome to the Sixville Mall Theatre, it’s Toronto time, and Bhavna and Wes are doing a Double Feature of Scott Pilgrim VS the World and Johnny Mnemonic. That’s right, it’s all Toronto locations, magic pixie dream girls, and dolphin hackers. So get yourself a Pizza Pizza, a cold Mexican beer, and join us to see if videogames kill the cyber yakuza. At the Sixville Mall Theatre, we don’t launder shi...

Welcome to The Nice and Tight Matinee today, for your viewing pleasures we screen Blake Ridders Manor of Darkness “LOL We are so sorry.”  Come on down and distract yourself with the rest of the audience that is also coming down. Get stuck in a time loop searching for a less painful way to die.    Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkno...

It’s February, and your favorite Professional Movie Podcasters (do not try at home) are running low on luck and sunshine so Bhavna and Wes are watching Logan Lucky 2017 and Sunshine 2007. Get ready to feel the heat of the sun like a roast chicken and wonder how JD Vance got to be married to Katie Holmes.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_med...

Welcome to The Wess Tester, the most entertaining form of psychological testing on the internet. Today our contestant is Ryan Speaman of the Cinematic Shenanagons. Can he take the test? Can he survive the 9 levels? Is he a robot? Lets find out.  You can find contestant Ryan Spearman at.  Instagram and Threads @Kingspearman19 Bluesky @kingspearman19  TikTok cinematic.shenanigans  Facebook Cinematic...

Welcome to Wes’s birthday double feature. Wes is taking y'all back to a simpler time, where America was a beautiful place filled with fast cars and a belief in weather science with a double feature of Days of Thunder and Twister (the one without the s or Glenn Powel) So come on down to the Sixville Mall Theatre, where the birthday cake tastes like pork products and the monkey just wants to fin...

The Sixville Mall Theatre cannot exist on Double Features alone. Who has the time for two long cinematic masterpieces? Every week? And besides, sometimes you just wanna slip into the theater for a quick date with the person you just met in the food court for a little “personal time" during lunch. So we introduce our second show The Nice and Tight Matinee. One film, 90 minutes or less and of q...

We at the Sixville Mall Theater want to make it clear that we recoded this double feature of The Princess Bride and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood just over 2 weeks before the tragic murder of Director Rob Reiner and his wife. This place may be cursed. You can find our guest Ryan Spearman at.  Instagram and Threads @Kingspearman19 Bluesky @kingspearman19  TikTok cinematic.shenanigans  Facebook Cine...

THE END OF THE YEAR IS EXTREMELY CUCKING NIGH, and we are doing a little wrap-up talk at the Sixville Mall. Just a little talk about what's come and what's coming. Join us, shall you? (That will make sense if you listen to the end) Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_...

IT’S FINALLY HERE, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS, THE FIRST ANNUAL SIXVILLE MALL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Bhavna and Wes are going all out in the name of the lost orphans with Hulk Hogans Cristmas Classic, Santa with Muscles and the highly underrated revenge film Home Alone 2, that’s right, the one with the Taco. We have multiple Christmas performances from the Bag of Squirrels, and there are zero rails on this Ch...

Do you feel it? In your fingers? In your toes? Is it the spirit of Christmas? It better be because The Sixville Mall Theater is continuing its Christmas Double Features with Love Actually and Scrooged. That means we are talking about 80s movie racism and what might happen if the pod people inherit the earth. Don’t forget the ghost of Christmas past is a plane hitting a tower.  Stay to the end for...